Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[realgreggym 835]

7 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I did hear some pretty interesting info from my source, apparently coach Banks takes his coffee with 2 sugars. 

I would have thought he takes his coffee with a banana.

[Kanly 548]

11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I did hear some pretty interesting info from my source, apparently coach Banks takes his coffee with 2 sugars. 

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Picture of Banks' morning coffee with "two sugars."

Edited February 12, 2021 by Kanly
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[Scholz 11941]

[Butch Had Not 2969]

2 minutes ago, Kanly said:

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Picture of Banks' morning coffee with "two sugars."

Did they reopen Sugars? 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

"  - a QB committing anywhere will not scare him "

- This makes sense.  If he's not deterred by the combination of experience and pedigree on the Ohio State roster (below), the Texas position group shouldn't worry him.

- And hopefully, Murphy is the same.  Yeah, he's a 5 star - at least at this point - but he seems to recognize that he's raw, so hopefully he can also see what learning as a backup + 1.5 years of good tape have done for Mac Jones.

 

On their roster, Ohio State has:

2020 / Jack Miller / Nat #334 / Pos #13 / 4 star 

2020 / CJ Stroud / Nat #42 / Pos #2 / High  star

2021 / Kyle Mccord / Nat #27 / Pos #3 /  5 star

 

 

 

With the transfer portal it makes this more realistic. 

at worst you get coached by a great QB coach then evaluate the landscape if there’s a log jam. 

 

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

From a poster on IT who has connections to the Ewers circle:

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Just passing info along I hear. Never want to come across as an insider for what it's worth.

Cliff notes from my convo....

- he is not in love with OSU

- just wants to play football and win championships

- flip won't happen soon, if it happens look for around ou game. Wants to see how the offense does to start the season

-loved that Blue is trying to recruit OL

- talks to Milwee the most, likes him a lot

- a QB committing anywhere will not scare him

Take it for what it's worth.

 

“not in love with OSU”

I don’t know. If he ends up signing there I feel he’ll end up portaling in a year or two.

[Bevo14 8304]

7 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Ewers started following Murphy recently. Like when the ex girlfriend is with someone else, but still has to check out the new girl's Instagram. Jealousy and mullets aren't a good look on you, Quinn. 

Nah Ewers will be the 2nd qb take.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

From a poster on IT who has connections to the Ewers circle:

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Just passing info along I hear. Never want to come across as an insider for what it's worth.

Cliff notes from my convo....

- he is not in love with OSU

- just wants to play football and win championships

- flip won't happen soon, if it happens look for around ou game. Wants to see how the offense does to start the season

-loved that Blue is trying to recruit OL

- talks to Milwee the most, likes him a lot

- a QB committing anywhere will not scare him

Take it for what it's worth.

 

Worth noting that Hamilton and Wells both replied effectively confirming this info and insinuating that the fear of seeming flaky is Texas' biggest hurdle at this point

[tokamak 6411]

6 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Worth noting that Hamilton and Wells both replied effectively confirming this info and insinuating that the fear of seeming flaky is Texas' biggest hurdle at this point

My bullshit detector is pegged to the max. Y'all are buying this stuff?

[RGBIII 22840]

6 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Worth noting that Hamilton and Wells both replied effectively confirming this info and insinuating that the fear of seeming flaky is Texas' biggest hurdle at this point

Nothing can convince me that he wouldn’t currently be committed to Texas if he never committed and decommitted to texas. Even if he committed to OSU originally he would be here already. He’s basically trying not to be this..

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

My bullshit detector is pegged to the max. Y'all are buying this stuff?

Pegged??? @NowThis?

[TexasRenegade 2435]

45 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nothing can convince me that he wouldn’t currently be committed to Texas if he never committed and decommitted to texas. Even if he committed to OSU originally he would be here already. He’s basically trying not to be this..

I can buy that.  He certainly doesn't want to flip back and then we roll out the same garbage season we have for the past decade and him have to flip back again....

[Reese Bennett 3609]

If you're going to appear flaky eventually, the best time to be flaky is right now.

[satyanash 14481]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

These two have started their working relationship off on the right path and have conjoined to recruit some of the biggest secondary names in the state for the 2022 class.

Couldn't he have just said "joined?" Christ.

[Radical Larry 28582]

Maybe they were surgically attached?

[runthebone 7968]

18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Couldn't he have just said "joined?" Christ.

 

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Maybe they were surgically attached?

It’s true, they share a spleen and like two feet of intestine.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

On 2/11/2021 at 4:19 AM, Ill said:

It seems like there's two potential connections that stand out, May Manning or David Morris.

May is the oldest of Cooper's three kids, and she graduates from high school this spring. Based off no real evidence, the pick could be UT. I didn't really dig too far into this for obvious reasons. This could be a big connection, but it doesn't feel like a "pretty fucking big" connection.

David Morris was Eli's backup at Ole Miss for four years. He founded a quarterback training and development company called QB Country. Steve Sarkisian currently follows the QB Country twitter account (I couldn't find any personal twitter account for David Morris). The NY Times reported that "since he was in junior high school, Arch Manning has worked at times with a quarterback coach named David Morris" in the following article: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/26/sports/football/arch-manning-high-school-recruitment.html . According to Morris's bio on the QB Country website ( https://qbcountry.com/mobile-al/ ), he trained Eli in his offseasons. So there's a good connection there with Arch and the Manning family, but in order to make it a "pretty fucking big one" maybe Morris will be offered a position at UT? 

 

On 2/11/2021 at 4:21 AM, closetojumping said:

Irrespective of whatever is coming, I'll challenge the premise that having your big sister, with whom you're very close, attending the same school as you "doesn't feel like a 'pretty fucking big' connection."

Good research, in any event.

CJT and his sock accounts are always interesting interactions. How many personalities does this guy have?

[SydneyCarton 48076]

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

CJT and his sock accounts are always interesting interactions. How many personalities does this guy have?

Trust me, it’s just one personality and it’s fucking terrible. 

[Kanly 548]

 

 

[Schulz2.0 28951]

8 hours ago, tokamak said:

My bullshit detector is pegged to the max. Y'all are buying this stuff?

The guy is a long time poster on IT that is also a HS coach. 

There was a long term poster there last year who had a couple friends on Salpointe Catholic's staff that had good info on Bijan. There have been other instances with reputable posters who had ins that supplied accurate info (TexPete on Urquidez). There are plenty of fake insiders but that doesn't mean there aren't people with legitimate connections to recruits.

[closetojumping 62604]

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

 

CJT and his sock accounts are always interesting interactions. How many personalities does this guy have?

This post does a solid job of highlighting 3 of the more absurd features of sports forums. 

1) The unintentional irony of a guy accusing another poster of being obsessed enough about a board to create socks, while having said poster’s image as his avatar and roughly twice the post count of the accused poster.

2) Sharing the insecure suspicion that an entire board of posts is comprised of you, 4 other posters and their 3000 socks. Yes, you’re trapped in the matrix, Neo, and you must find a way out to save us all.

3) Sharing the conceit that you believe others spend time creating and posting through multiple handles while you sit above the fray and frown on such behaviors, as the most level-headed and sane poster on the board. 

 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Trust me, it’s just one personality and it’s fucking terrible. 

This one hurts, folks. If SydneyCarton is against me, how can anyone be for me? If I’ve alienated the most considerate and congenial among us, I must have veered horribly off the righteous path at some point. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

the most level-headed and sane poster on the board.

You had me nodding my head, convinced, until the very end. I’m never getting out; we’re all fucked.

[Thiefery 4995]

12 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The guy is a long time poster on IT that is also a HS coach. 

There was a long term poster there last year who had a couple friends on Salpointe Catholic's staff that had good info on Bijan. There have been other instances with reputable posters who had ins that supplied accurate info (TexPete on Urquidez). There are plenty of fake insiders but that doesn't mean there aren't people with legitimate connections to recruits.

Who could ever forget TexPete being so bullish on Urquidez lol... i kid, I kid

[HenryJames 66041]

[HenryJames 66041]

And ctj is a joint sock account of @futureman and @Spider2YBanana.

[SydneyCarton 48076]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

This one hurts, folks. If SydneyCarton is against me, how can anyone be for me? If I’ve alienated the most considerate and congenial among us, I must have veered horribly off the righteous path at some point. 

 

 

[trythisathome 971]

8 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I can buy that.  He certainly doesn't want to flip back and then we roll out the same garbage season we have for the past decade and him have to flip back again....

I hate Tom Herman so much. 

[Fud 9552]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

"Look for it around the OU game."

Yeah we better take Murphy if he wants in, that is LATE by QB timeline standards. Only thing left will be dregs and the perennial 4-star Georgia mercenary that knows how to run a proper auction. 

The situations aren't the same, but Bama got Bryce Young to flip on 9/22 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

2) Sharing the insecure suspicion that an entire board of posts is comprised of you, 4 other posters and their 3000 socks. Yes, you’re trapped in the matrix, Neo, and you must find a way out to save us all.

The irony is that Machinator is the only other user on this forum who is NOT a bot.

If you're reading this and wondering, he's real, you're real, but all of the other posters here are a program created by Machinator to boost traffic and sell display ad space to Kendra Scott.

/Redpilled

[Born Burnt 6177]

41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

And ctj is a joint sock account of @futureman and @Spider2YBanana.

They're conjointed.

[UncleBuck 6453]

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Care to expand?

I don't see why it's hard to imagine, that if Ewers DID decide to flip (I'm not calling it), that some guys he's recruiting hard to tOSU to "come play with him" might value their relationship with him/his talent enough to follow, over committing to tOSU. I wasn't shooting for some conspiracy, that it's actively what he is attempting to achieve.

 

 

 

Edited February 12, 2021 by UncleBuck

[texifornia 56911]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Care to expand?

I don't see why it's hard to imagine, that if Ewers DID decide to flip (I'm not calling it), that some guys he's recruiting hard to tOSU to "come play with him" might value their relationship with him/his talent enough to follow, over committing to tOSU. I wasn't shooting for some conspiracy, that it's actively what he is attempting to achieve.

I patiently await your next poor gif choice. 

The idea that "Ewers is recruiting for tOSU! This is good for us!" is a bit sad. While he seems to be waffling, at least to the people the 995ers are talking to, that's taking it to a TexAgs level.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

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[BurntOrange&White 39931]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The idea that "Ewers is recruiting for tOSU! This is good for us!" is a bit sad. While he seems to be waffling, at least to the people the 995ers are talking to, that's taking it to a TexAgs level.

Me thinks you should step away from the keyboard for a bit and relax. He's not saying what you're saying at all.

[UncleBuck 6453]

Just now, texifornia said:

The idea that "Ewers is recruiting for tOSU! This is good for us!" is a bit sad. While he seems to be waffling, at least to the people the 995ers are talking to, that's taking it to a TexAgs level.

Wasn't saying that, either. Only saying that it's what he's going to do, so hopefully a lot of those guys he's recruiting there build up enough of a relationship with him, and want to play with him enough, that they pick him over the university. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Bevo 13576]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

This post does a solid job of highlighting 3 of the more absurd features of sports forums. 

2) Sharing the insecure suspicion that an entire board of posts is comprised of you, 4 other posters and their 3000 socks. Yes, you’re trapped in the matrix, Neo, and you must find a way out to save us all.

 

If this isn't the Matrix, then how do you explain @Machinator?

[Bevo 13576]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Thanks Crystal.

[UncleBuck 6453]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Me thinks you should step away from the keyboard for a bit and relax. He's not saying what you're saying at all.

Going after those satnayayaya likes

[closetojumping 62604]

I'm sure I'll regret it, but I can't be the only guy on this board that's getting tired of the Ewers story. Just go to the midwest shithole, win your conference a few times and let the broadcasters tell the story of how you shunned Texas or we failed to recruit you, get drafted in the 1st round and then flame out as yet another OSU QB bust in the pros. It all seems inevitable. 

In any event, after watching Milroe actually show traction with not one, but two recruiting classes, I'm failing to see much in the way of Ewers having some sort of recruiting kavorka with the 2022 guys.

Shit, maybe it materializes over the next few months and guys suddenly start saying "yeah. oh fuck yeah. i wasn't even considering ohio state and then this ewers bro smeared fratasticness all over my phone with his text messages and i felt i fucking had to commit. not only that, and i'm not sure this is possible but we're going to find out, i've decided to grow the first black guy mullet in his honor. it's all going to be amazing because of this ewers dude."

[UncleBuck 6453]

Just now, closetojumping said:

I'm failing to see much in the way of Ewers having some sort of recruiting kavorka with the 2022 guys.

Yah. All we hear are that guys are wanting to play with him, but not a lot of folks really taking that jump. Hopefully they still do really want to play with him, they're just turned off of Ohio Steak for whatever reason.

I wish he'd just shit or get off, though, if he's even in the bathroom like we hope. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm sure I'll regret it, but I can't be the only guy on this board that's getting tired of the Ewers story. Just go to the midwest shithole, win your conference a few times and let the broadcasters tell the story of how you shunned Texas or we failed to recruit you, get drafted in the 1st round and then flame out as yet another OSU QB bust in the pros. It all seems inevitable. 

In any event, after watching Milroe actually show traction with not one, but two recruiting classes, I'm failing to see much in the way of Ewers having some sort of recruiting kavorka with the 2022 guys.

Shit, maybe it materializes over the next few months and guys suddenly start saying "yeah. oh fuck yeah. i wasn't even considering ohio state and then this ewers bro smeared fratasticness all over my phone with his text messages and i felt i fucking had to commit. not only that, and i'm not sure this is possible but we're going to find out, i've decided to grow the first black guy mullet in his honor. it's all going to be amazing because of this ewers dude."

Did you hear Ewers did the 1 chip challenge without a beverage?

Edited February 12, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[PHLaggie 110]

props to @closetojumping for kavorka reference. That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

[FloridaHorn 4754]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 not only that, and i'm not sure this is possible but we're going to find out, i've decided to grow the first black guy mullet in his honor. it's all going to be amazing because of this ewers dude."

not only is it possible, it is FABULOUS!!

[Viper 12108]

10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

If this isn't the Matrix, then how do you explain @Machinator?

[closetojumping 62604]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Did you hear Ewers did the 1 chip challenge?

An analyst in my office did the 1 chip challenge a few Fridays ago. He talked all of this shit in front of the largely female staff for a week about how it was going to be nothing and he eats Carolina Reapers as a snack and blah blah blah. This dude eats it, holds out for all of 10 minutes, and then starts chugging milk. Had to go to the bathroom multiple times, lied down on a couch, sweating and moaning, and eventually left work early. Said he was basically in bed most of Saturday. I don't think the ladies were impressed. It was sadly funny to witness, though.

[Hank_Hill 18803]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm sure I'll regret it, but I can't be the only guy on this board that's getting tired of the Ewers story. Just go to the midwest shithole, win your conference a few times and let the broadcasters tell the story of how you shunned Texas or we failed to recruit you, get drafted in the 1st round and then flame out as yet another OSU QB bust in the pros. It all seems inevitable. 

In any event, after watching Milroe actually show traction with not one, but two recruiting classes, I'm failing to see much in the way of Ewers having some sort of recruiting kavorka with the 2022 guys.

Shit, maybe it materializes over the next few months and guys suddenly start saying "yeah. oh fuck yeah. i wasn't even considering ohio state and then this ewers bro smeared fratasticness all over my phone with his text messages and i felt i fucking had to commit. not only that, and i'm not sure this is possible but we're going to find out, i've decided to grow the first black guy mullet in his honor. it's all going to be amazing because

of this ewers dude."

 

sir?

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

An analyst in my office did the 1 chip challenge a few Fridays ago. He talked all of this shit in front of the largely female staff for a week about how it was going to be nothing and he eats Carolina Reapers as a snack and blah blah blah. This dude eats it, holds out for all of 10 minutes, and then starts chugging milk. Had to go to the bathroom multiple times, lied down on a couch, sweating and moaning, and eventually left work early. Said he was basically in bed most of Saturday. I don't think the ladies were impressed. It was sadly funny to witness, though.

LMAO wish I could have been there to laugh at him through his pain. 

[closetojumping 62604]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

not only is it possible, it is FABULOUS!!

 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

 

sir?

Well, I stand corrected. I guess I gave black dudes more credit. Shit.

That considered, now we know how we'll find the true Ewers acolytes versus just the group of dudes that want to play for a program constantly in the CFP and showing no signs of slowing down. We're playing Spot the Mullet from here, folks. 

[HenryJames 66041]

Was OU's Mike Gaddis the last D1 player with a jheri curl?