Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[TexasEx 1667]

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

For old's educational purposes - Help me understand how "Nah fr!" is an answer in the affirmative.

“You’re not kidding, fine sir.” 

[stork642 4498]

9 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

The first lad said "Your recruiting class is looking to be quite good this year." The second lad responded with "Indeed, that is the case." 

Thanks Mrs Cleaver.  Much appreciated.  Fr. 

Edited February 14, 2021 by stork642

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

I seem to have mistaken the recruiting board with an AARP meeting.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I seem to have mistaken the recruiting board with an AARP meeting.

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

[cochamps 1879]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

you say that like it is a bad thing

[IDIOTsavant 8498]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

As opposed to old and retarded with him here.

[Red Five 40868]

We all see it. We all see it. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9117]

The first lad said "Your recruiting class is looking to be quite good this year." The second lad responded with "Indeed, that is the case." 

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Our class is going to fuck

But only after clearly getting consent.

[Bevo14 8343]

48 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

My big takeaway was we're old.

We're gonna need a surly urban dictionary page. Can even transfer it to the next site when @immamac pisses off the owner of 7- eleven. 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Bevo14

[MontereyMX 869]

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

25 minutes ago, cochamps said:

you say that like it is a bad thing

He got progressively less funny, but I found the glizzy gladiator hilarious over the summer of covid. It was a dark time and Carl and his woo's group chat made this forum a little better for me.  

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

https://247sports.com/player/clint-stephens-46100888/

Edited February 14, 2021 by Hiphopopotamos

[Coach pop a bitch 5480]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

https://247sports.com/player/clint-stephens-46100888/

[HenryJames 66132]

Inglewood? Move out of the sticks gentlemen.

[SydneyCarton 48112]

Sorry Clint. That star level isn’t looking great for you at Safety. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

City of Champions

[Radical Larry 28646]

Inglewood always up to no good. 

[WinningIsHard 4044]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Man if we can just close out these leans, this ends up a top 5 class. Stewart, Harris, and the OLs in particular. Historically that's been a big "if" so hopefully this staff is better at closing

Narrator: they are

[stork642 4498]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Inglewood always up to no good. 

[cdain3 3454]

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[cochamps 1879]

33 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

I bet Austin seemed like a garden spot to you!

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

I bet Austin seemed like a garden spot to you!

More like heaven with a whole lot of hell!

[Bigbend1812 12927]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

 

Eat a dick Carl.

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

38 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

FIL lives near the county line. It looks nice at night. That's the nicest thing I can say. 

[MontereyMX 869]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

FIL lives near the county line. It looks nice at night. That's the nicest thing I can say. 

Good chance I had relations with your significant other. Lol

[Machinator 32099]

https://247sports.com/player/gracen-halton-46097719/

[Gut Wagon 8083]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I can't quite decipher this.

That's ancient Sumerian for "crystal ball." 

[maninblack 7974]

TFB making the most of OU recruiting Cali for years.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Gerry H with the washer talk not going away.
Triple Ringer

[BornAndRaised 12293]

Phaizon definitely wants back in...

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[maninblack 7974]

[NorLa Horns 1458]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

Who?  Never heard of her 

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Edited February 15, 2021 by NorLa Horns
Da fuk

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

[EverywhereMan 50]

One for this thread:

 

And another just... because:

 

[Getafix 28683]

 

 

 

Horns 247 / Mike Roach / Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

 

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Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

MikeRoach
 

— As Horns247 reported yesterday, Texas is eyeing North Carolina State Director of Player Personnel Billy Glasscock for the same position on Steve Sarkisian's staff. I checked around today and it sounds like things are trending positively for both sides but nothing is done yet. From what I've been told, Glasscock is the top target for Sarkisian and Glasscock has a lot of interest in taking the job. There are still some hurdles to clear for Texas as Glasscock just signed a new deal last year. I was told last week that a new hire was expected to be announced this week and I believe Texas would love to get this position filled within that timeline.

— We've also heard that there has been interest between Texas and Taylor Searels for a position as Director of On-Campus Recruiting. This position is responsible for setting up visits, campus tours and any recruiting events throughout the year. I haven't heard anything today that would change things on that front, but I wouldn't expect this hire to be made official until we hear something official on the DPP front.

— There was a report by another outlet that North Carolina's personnel assistant Bobby Brown was another person of interest and expected to join the staff at Texas. I was told today that Brown is happy at North Carolina and has no plans to move on as of now. Multiple sources informed Horns247 that they don't expect him to make the jump as of right now.

— There was a subject on the board today about Texas assistant running backs coach Brandon Harris moving into the Director of Recruiting role Bryan Carrington vacated. I'm not sure where that report originated, but I checked with a source who told me there was not truth to anything of that nature. Carrington was originally an assistant DPP and the role Director of Recruiting was created to retain him after early success. It's unclear if Texas will fill that specific role moving forward.

 

 

[Bevo14 8343]

10 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Swimmer/Terminator

So if @texifornia and @Machinator had a baby

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

 

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Remember when Zach Evans went on national TV and publicly begged for Georgia to let him commit? That's the next step up from where this kid is right now

[maninblack 7974]

Battle of the sources

[SaucyJack 3488]

3 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can't quite decipher this.

Our 22' class is going to be good...his response was "yes it is."

[runthebone 8019]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Horns 247 / Mike Roach / Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

 

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Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

MikeRoach

— There was a report by another outlet that North Carolina's personnel assistant Bobby Brown was another person of interest and expected to join the staff at Texas. I was told today that Brown is happy at North Carolina and has no plans to move on as of now. Multiple sources informed Horns247 that they don't expect him to make the jump as of right now.

 

 

 

Should just expect little steps, right?

[Bevo14 8343]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should just expect little steps, right?

[Kanly 548]

 

 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

 

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Has he been re-offered by Sark? 

[thepop 4409]

Is Phaizon still a take?

[WinningIsHard 4044]

Cali...send us your 5*’s and your really good 4*’s. In trade you can keep orlan_o and bru. I have spoken. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[texifornia 57021]

15 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Has he been re-offered by Sark? 

No

13 minutes ago, thepop said:

Is Phaizon still a take?

Well he hasn't been re-offered so...

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

Who do you think pays the bills?

[Newy25 7695]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No

Well he hasn't been re-offered so...

He made the mistake of not realizing he’s not overly special and he’s playing a position where there isn’t a lot of separation between WR 20 and WR 75 nationally. I’m sure he will enjoy playing at Baylor/Tech/TCU.