Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[TexasEx 1,660]

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

For old's educational purposes - Help me understand how "Nah fr!" is an answer in the affirmative.

“You’re not kidding, fine sir.” 

[stork642 4,498]

9 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

The first lad said "Your recruiting class is looking to be quite good this year." The second lad responded with "Indeed, that is the case." 

Thanks Mrs Cleaver.  Much appreciated.  Fr. 

Edited February 14, 2021 by stork642

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

I seem to have mistaken the recruiting board with an AARP meeting.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,324]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I seem to have mistaken the recruiting board with an AARP meeting.

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

[cochamps 1,868]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

you say that like it is a bad thing

[IDIOTsavant 8,426]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

As opposed to old and retarded with him here.

[Red Five 40,455]

We all see it. We all see it. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,071]

The first lad said "Your recruiting class is looking to be quite good this year." The second lad responded with "Indeed, that is the case." 

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Our class is going to fuck

But only after clearly getting consent.

[Bevo14 8,196]

48 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

My big takeaway was we're old.

We're gonna need a surly urban dictionary page. Can even transfer it to the next site when @immamac pisses off the owner of 7- eleven. 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Bevo14

[MontereyMX 836]

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,324]

25 minutes ago, cochamps said:

you say that like it is a bad thing

He got progressively less funny, but I found the glizzy gladiator hilarious over the summer of covid. It was a dark time and Carl and his woo's group chat made this forum a little better for me.  

[Hiphopopotamos 20,850]

https://247sports.com/player/clint-stephens-46100888/

Edited February 14, 2021 by Hiphopopotamos

[Coach pop a bitch 5,458]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

https://247sports.com/player/clint-stephens-46100888/

[HenryJames 65,570]

Inglewood? Move out of the sticks gentlemen.

[SydneyCarton 47,488]

Sorry Clint. That star level isn’t looking great for you at Safety. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

City of Champions

[Radical Larry 28,466]

Inglewood always up to no good. 

[WinningIsHard 3,959]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Man if we can just close out these leans, this ends up a top 5 class. Stewart, Harris, and the OLs in particular. Historically that's been a big "if" so hopefully this staff is better at closing

Narrator: they are

[stork642 4,498]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Inglewood always up to no good. 

[cdain3 3,454]

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[cochamps 1,868]

33 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

I bet Austin seemed like a garden spot to you!

[MontereyMX 836]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

I bet Austin seemed like a garden spot to you!

More like heaven with a whole lot of hell!

[Bigbend1812 12,870]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

 

Eat a dick Carl.

[billfromlaketravis 11,291]

38 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

I grew up in Glasscock County.  Got a good feeling about this hire!

FIL lives near the county line. It looks nice at night. That's the nicest thing I can say. 

[MontereyMX 836]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

FIL lives near the county line. It looks nice at night. That's the nicest thing I can say. 

Good chance I had relations with your significant other. Lol

[Machinator 32,097]

https://247sports.com/player/gracen-halton-46097719/

[Gut Wagon 8,039]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I can't quite decipher this.

That's ancient Sumerian for "crystal ball." 

[maninblack 7,974]

TFB making the most of OU recruiting Cali for years.

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Gerry H with the washer talk not going away.
Triple Ringer

[BornAndRaised 12,201]

Phaizon definitely wants back in...

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[maninblack 7,974]

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

Who?  Never heard of her 

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Edited February 15, 2021 by NorLa Horns
Da fuk

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

[EverywhereMan 50]

One for this thread:

 

And another just... because:

 

[Getafix 28,364]

 

 

 

Horns 247 / Mike Roach / Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

 

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Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

MikeRoach
 

— As Horns247 reported yesterday, Texas is eyeing North Carolina State Director of Player Personnel Billy Glasscock for the same position on Steve Sarkisian's staff. I checked around today and it sounds like things are trending positively for both sides but nothing is done yet. From what I've been told, Glasscock is the top target for Sarkisian and Glasscock has a lot of interest in taking the job. There are still some hurdles to clear for Texas as Glasscock just signed a new deal last year. I was told last week that a new hire was expected to be announced this week and I believe Texas would love to get this position filled within that timeline.

— We've also heard that there has been interest between Texas and Taylor Searels for a position as Director of On-Campus Recruiting. This position is responsible for setting up visits, campus tours and any recruiting events throughout the year. I haven't heard anything today that would change things on that front, but I wouldn't expect this hire to be made official until we hear something official on the DPP front.

— There was a report by another outlet that North Carolina's personnel assistant Bobby Brown was another person of interest and expected to join the staff at Texas. I was told today that Brown is happy at North Carolina and has no plans to move on as of now. Multiple sources informed Horns247 that they don't expect him to make the jump as of right now.

— There was a subject on the board today about Texas assistant running backs coach Brandon Harris moving into the Director of Recruiting role Bryan Carrington vacated. I'm not sure where that report originated, but I checked with a source who told me there was not truth to anything of that nature. Carrington was originally an assistant DPP and the role Director of Recruiting was created to retain him after early success. It's unclear if Texas will fill that specific role moving forward.

 

 

[Bevo14 8,196]

10 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Swimmer/Terminator

So if @texifornia and @Machinator had a baby

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

 

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Remember when Zach Evans went on national TV and publicly begged for Georgia to let him commit? That's the next step up from where this kid is right now

[maninblack 7,974]

Battle of the sources

[SaucyJack 3,473]

3 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I can't quite decipher this.

Our 22' class is going to be good...his response was "yes it is."

[runthebone 7,894]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Horns 247 / Mike Roach / Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

 

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Mike at Night: Sunday night updates on support staff hires

MikeRoach

— There was a report by another outlet that North Carolina's personnel assistant Bobby Brown was another person of interest and expected to join the staff at Texas. I was told today that Brown is happy at North Carolina and has no plans to move on as of now. Multiple sources informed Horns247 that they don't expect him to make the jump as of right now.

 

 

 

Should just expect little steps, right?

[Bevo14 8,196]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should just expect little steps, right?

[Kanly 548]

 

 

[ShowMeALoss 143]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Phaizon definitely wants back in...
 

 

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Has he been re-offered by Sark? 

[thepop 4,391]

Is Phaizon still a take?

[WinningIsHard 3,959]

Cali...send us your 5*’s and your really good 4*’s. In trade you can keep orlan_o and bru. I have spoken. 

[Machinator 32,097]

 

[texifornia 56,032]

15 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Has he been re-offered by Sark? 

No

13 minutes ago, thepop said:

Is Phaizon still a take?

Well he hasn't been re-offered so...

[Cairn Horn88 8,089]

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

With Carl gone, it's only the olds left. 

Who do you think pays the bills?

[Newy25 7,590]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No

Well he hasn't been re-offered so...

He made the mistake of not realizing he’s not overly special and he’s playing a position where there isn’t a lot of separation between WR 20 and WR 75 nationally. I’m sure he will enjoy playing at Baylor/Tech/TCU.