Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:

Tweet gone. What did it say?

 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

RT by Hudson. This seems good.
 

That seems a bit on the nose for a kid that's (for the time being) still publicly committed to OU

[Vertigo 20461]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

A real man would triple down...which is what I’m doing now. We get another commit by tomorrow. All gas no brakes

[Rimbo 26852]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

A real man would triple down...which is what I’m doing now. We get another commit by tomorrow. All gas no brakes

[Machinator 32102]

Allen ran a 11.65 100M this past weekend

[Don Hornleone 530]

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

A real man would triple down...which is what I’m doing now. We get another commit by tomorrow. All gas no brakes

Upping the ante Jim Fassel style.  I like it.

[Mo Horn 8933]

Love the skill players, but wanna see some offensive linemen commit. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Stan Drayton on the Tweetz.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

We already have 5 top 100 national recruits for this class.  End up with 10-12 total??

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

When I was on the urban hype train, the number 1 reason why was that our recruiting had imploded and it seemed critical to turn it around quickly. I was certain urban would, and my only real hesitation when sark was announced was whether he was a big enough name to do it.

Then alabama absolutely schooled osu's defense, giving sark a nice sales pitch to offensive recruits.

Then he hired this staff.

I'm no longer concerned from a recruiting standpoint. Let's fucking go.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We already have 5 top 100 national recruits for this class.  End up with 10-12 total??

Why stop with 10-12?

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

Have 9.95ers mentioned whether landing Ross helps at all with Denver Harris?

[Junior Bonner 6538]

[TexasEx 1697]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

One of the best commit videos I've seen. "Texas motherfucker thats where I stay"

Anybody know the song? Going to make it my ringtone and turn it up to 11. 

[salonghorn 216]

How many total scholarships are we going to be able to offer for '22?

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Anybody know the song? Going to make it my ringtone and turn it up to 11. 

They don't know by Paul wall. You can find it on the boner jamz soundtrack 

[UDontKnow 10557]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Anybody know the song? Going to make it my ringtone and turn it up to 11. 

You must not be from Houston, nor listen to rap.

 

Also because it is Sunday, obligatory:

 

[Enchubben 5598]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We already have 5 top 100 national recruits for this class.  End up with 10-12 total??

10 seems reasonable. Some of these guys are fighting for the same spot at Safety and WR. Then you also have Dewberry and Hudson who are just outside of top 100. This is my super scientific odds calculator based on shit I read here, numbers so far, and the smell of my latest fart:

Denver Harris 50%

Devon Campbell 75%

Harold Perkins 30%

Kevin Coleman 10%

Kelvin Banks 60%

Omari Abor  15%

Jacoby Mathews 25%

CJ Williams 25%

LTG 15%

Bryce Anderson 80%

Niuafe Tuihalamaka 25%

[Okcool 790]

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

10 seems reasonable. Some of these guys are fighting for the same spot at Safety and WR. Then you also have Dewberry and Hudson who are just outside of top 100. This is my super scientific odds calculator based on shit I read here, numbers so far, and the smell of my latest fart:

Denver Harris 50%

Devon Campbell 75%

Harold Perkins 30%

Kevin Coleman 10%

Kelvin Banks 60%

Omari Abor  15%

Jacoby Mathews 25%

CJ Williams 25%

LTG 15%

Bryce Anderson 80%

Niuafe Tuihalamaka 25%

You forgot Kristopher Ross.

[Tex Pete 21393]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Yeah, but fuck Bobby Taylor. 

[LebongJames 1900]

2 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You forgot Kristopher Ross.

You think Ross ends up top 100 in the country?

[Reese Bennett 3647]

Things are going great. It'll be even greater when we get some commits that are way north of 220 lbs.

[Enchubben 5598]

2 minutes ago, Okcool said:

You forgot Kristopher Ross.

I like him, and I think he’s underrated. But not 330 spots underrated.

[Okcool 790]

6 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

You think Ross ends up top 100 in the country?

My bad. Thought that was the probability of our next commitments.

[theaveragejon 1104]

SIAP or if I’m wrong thread: 

that 5-star LSU TE. Gilbert, is bouncing on UF and back in the portal.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

18 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I agree with that a lot of skill guys don’t do track because they don’t want to get “exposed” especially the “fast” guys. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

14 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I like him, and I think he’s underrated. But not 330 spots underrated.

Gerry already said he'll probably be in the #150 range in the next ESPN update.

[The Original CaliHorn 74]

10 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

SIAP or if I’m wrong thread: 

that 5-star LSU TE. Gilbert, is bouncing on UF and back in the portal.

Don’t know his situation but he seems a lil’ flaky?
 

[Machinator 32102]

6 minutes ago, The Original CaliHorn said:

Don’t know his situation but he seems a lil’ flaky?
 

Grades

[Voluminous Banality 1160]

 

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

RT by Hudson. This seems good.
 

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol fuck you LSU

 

These kind of comments in coaches tweets now days have to be annoying af. 
 

 

2 hours ago, nycHorn said:

 

Hell yeah! Isn’t his younger brother a stud as well?

[HenryJames 67115]

21 minutes ago, Voluminous Banality said:

 

 

 

Now he looks like Spencer Rattler.

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Vito Andolini 9431]

The last three Machinator posts won’t load for me. I hope he hasn’t short circuited. 

[Burt Macklin 19210]

1 hour ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Have 9.95ers mentioned whether landing Ross helps at all with Denver Harris?

It is possible it will but it is also possible it will not. That’ll be $9.95. 

[immamac 44199]

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

The last three Machinator posts won’t load for me. I hope he hasn’t short circuited. 

which server are you on in cookie monster?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/cookie-checker/

[Laxtonto 13013]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

which server are you on in cookie monster?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/cookie-checker/

 

Edited February 28, 2021 by Laxtonto
s86 sever is a bitch

[Iguana 229]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

which server are you on in cookie monster?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/cookie-checker/

same issue 

Server s103

[Vito Andolini 9431]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

which server are you on in cookie monster?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/cookie-checker/

s103, sir

[Elmer_Fudd 22949]

Just now, Iguana said:

same issue 

Server s103

I saw them a few minutes ago but can't now.

[Fud 9696]

1 hour ago, salonghorn said:

How many total scholarships are we going to be able to offer for '22?

Depends on if we actually land Ben Davis and other transfers 

[immamac 44199]

fixed on s103 - 86 does suck it has the lowest weight, I'd switch servers if I ever get 86 it's there for emergencies only, but it has to serve 1% of traffic to be in the rotation

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

fixed on s103 - 86 does suck it has the lowest weight, I'd switch servers if I ever get 86 it's there for emergencies only, but it has to serve 1% of traffic to be in the rotation

[Hank Scorpio 17924]

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

fixed on s103 - 86 does suck it has the lowest weight, I'd switch servers if I ever get 86 it's there for emergencies only, but it has to serve 1% of traffic to be in the rotation

Since this is the recruiting board I think s103-86 just needs time to develop. Once it gets into a college strength program I expect it to really put up numbers.