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Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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4 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jesus Christo.   Life is a bitch, it is a red ass world.  Some middle class Round Rock/Texas dudes from good families stormed the beaches at Normandy and got diagnosed with a 50 caliber machine gun round to the head.  Be thankful for what you have and try to always get better.  I assume crawling in the jungle in Nam was pretty difficult shit, maybe way more than worrying about test scores.  Juwan does not have shit to complain about.  

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5 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jesus Christo.   Life is a bitch, it is a red ass world.  Some middle class Round Rock/Texas dudes from good families stormed the beaches at Normandy and got diagnosed with a 50 caliber machine gun round to the head.  Be thankful for what you have and try to always get better.  I assume crawling in the jungle in Nam was pretty difficult shit, maybe way more than worrying about test scores.  Juwan does not have shit to complain about.  

 

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On 3/5/2021 at 8:42 PM, RGBIII said:

Well losing Duncanville entirely would suck, but at least it looks like North Shore is in play again

 

On 3/5/2021 at 9:21 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Fun to realize that JQJ didn’t have enough pull to land any of the other 2020 Duncanville dudes, but he might poison the well for years to come. Oh well, we good.

Ja'Quinden's very respected up there by his teammates and the coaches, and his word has a lot of weight compared to other former players. He is a good leader, and people gravitate towards him. The information regarding Abor and Duncanville isn't entirely accurate. While what Coach Terrell said is true, Texas has been in contact with Abor. This isn't to say that Vogel doesn't know anything - he can only write what he's been told by Abor and Duncanville. You all can read between the lines for the rest.

Texas hasn't lost Duncanville. Regaining stable inroads there will be an uphill battle for sure, though. I'd keep a heavy eye on one of their 2023 kids.

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7 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


The football board takes a beating over here, but gentlemen, this is why.
Story time: I grew up in middle class round rock in a good family. Mom stayed at home, dad worked his ass off and we had it pretty good. I was a fucking smart kid, my brother was not, but he has ADHD so the expectations were just inherently different. The expectations for me were doctor/lawyer/smart person career. Problem was, I couldn’t do homework. At some point, I couldn’t read books anymore. Just a mental block against both. And do you know what people who see a smart kid who doesn’t do those things say? “Work harder” “You’re entitled” “Apply yourself” “I know you’re capable, why can’t you meet expectations?”
Well, as it turns out I have ADD too but wasn’t diagnosed until 32. Had I been diagnosed as a kid, maybe I would have developed some skills to “apply myself”. Maybe I wouldn’t have appeared so “entitled” by just getting by on test scores.
So, now replace smarts with football talent, in many cases replace stable family life with the inverse, and replace ADD with fucking anything else. These are kids who may be dealing with some difficult shit. We have no idea. Your post takes potshots at the whole person without even considering the whole person. Does Juwan say and do some stupid shit on and off the field? Hell yes. Do we need to scream boomer takes at the sun in response? Hell no. Life isn’t as simple for everyone as you make it out to be, and I for one will not stand for disparaging kids we don’t know.
Tl;dr - Fuck off football board

How much weed were you smoking when all of a sudden you couldn’t do homework or read anymore?

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8 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jesus Christo.   Life is a bitch, it is a red ass world.  Some middle class Round Rock/Texas dudes from good families stormed the beaches at Normandy and got diagnosed with a 50 caliber machine gun round to the head.  Be thankful for what you have and try to always get better.  I assume crawling in the jungle in Nam was pretty difficult shit, maybe way more than worrying about test scores.  Juwan does not have shit to complain about.  

If Juwan was at Normandy, he would have lead with his helmet and broke through Nazi defenses and played through the whistle all the way to Berlin where he would have snapped Hitler’s neck and won WW2. Juwan Mitchell would have been an American hero.

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Remember when that white guy from Round Rock equated being a middle class non medicated ADHD dummy to being a disadvantaged African American and THEN another probably middle class white guy probably from Round Rock probably with non medicated ADHD equated those that stormed Normandy to Juwan Mitchell? What a whirlwind today was.

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5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Remember when that white guy from Round Rock equated being a middle class non medicated ADHD dummy to being a disadvantaged African American and THEN another probably middle class white guy probably from Round Rock probably with non medicated ADHD equated those that stormed Normandy to Juwan Mitchell? What a whirlwind today was.

Careful, you’re going to hurt some feelings. This is Compassionate Horns.

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14 hours ago, Run Run Run Punt said:

If Juwan was at Normandy, he would have lead with his helmet and broke through Nazi defenses and played through the whistle all the way to Berlin where he would have snapped Hitler’s neck and won WW2. Juwan Mitchell would have been an American hero.


The most unbelievable part of this is Juwan leading with his helmet and hitting someone other than his own team. 

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I grew up in a kind of nobby household, but it wasn't always that way. My grandfather was a poor immigrant from eastern europe and his son was a scholarship golfer who gave up his sports career to run a mash unit in Nam. Came back and married a woman from the deep South cotton fields and from that love I was born. Sure, I wasn't born in poverty, but I knew what it was like when my parents had me take our maid back to the Ward at night in their Caddy. Well, one day I came home and there was an adopted black baby in our extra room. He, wasn't a real baby, he was a 6'5", 300lb monster, with athletic potential through the roof. I don't know if he grew up disadvantaged, I was told he did. And I don't know if he had ADHD, but we said he did. What I do know is that he was a shining beacon in our family for a few weeks before he tore his knee and we had to give him back. With all that said, and sorry for the ADHD driven digression, there is an underlying message for all those Texas fans who posted on the subject of Juwan Mitchell, yesterday:

 

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15 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

If Juwan was at Normandy my money would be on him accidentally swimming back to England 

I figure he would have gotten in a fight with the Higgins boat driver and caused the whole thing to sink with 40 men aboard. 

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This is almost as bad as when we check up on this thread and Spider2yBanana has been talking to and quoting himself for about 3 pages with no one else around.   
 

So accordingly all of you pieces of shit can get proper fucked. I hope Tom Herman shows up to all of your Thanksgivings and cornholes your wives and daughters. 

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So accordingly all of you pieces of shit can get proper fucked. I hope Tom Herman shows up to all of your Thanksgivings and cornholes your wives and daughters. 

Damn, Sydney. I’m all for the hate, but wishing the whiskey dick version of needle dick on family members just seems cruel. Those family members already have to live with the ignominy of being related to these dipshits. Isn’t that enough punishment for them?

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16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is almost as bad as when we check up on this thread and Spider2yBanana has been talking to and quoting himself for about pages with no one else around.   
 

So accordingly all of you pieces of shit can get proper fucked. I hope Tom Herman shows up to all of your Thanksgivings and cornholes your wives and daughters. 

 

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20 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Damn, Sydney. I’m all for the hate, but wishing the whiskey dick version of needle dick on family members just seems cruel. Those family members already have to live with the ignominy of being related to these dipshits. Isn’t that enough punishment for them?

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