Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[texifornia 58788]

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

wow bruh im going to have revoke your glizzy gladiator pass

bruh u set it up perfectly to use glizzy but went with slinky

slinky bruh slinky 

Myslinski's sister's insta handle is my_slinky haha

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

wow bruh im going to have revoke your glizzy gladiator pass

bruh u set it up perfectly to use glizzy but went with slinky

slinky bruh slinky 

NVM. Tex answered first.

Edited August 14, 2020 by IDIOTsavant

[TommyGufano 6023]

1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

wow bruh im going to have revoke your glizzy gladiator pass

bruh u set it up perfectly to use glizzy but went with slinky

slinky bruh slinky 

https://247sports.com/Player/Michael-Myslinski-46086430/

think he's talking about this guy's sister

[hornfromdallas 334]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Myslinski's sister's insta handle is my_slinky haha

 u can keep pass then because that was a ill fooking double entendre

thanks for the handle 

Edited August 14, 2020 by hornfromdallas

[Getafix 29374]

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

 u can keep pass then 

thanks for the handle 

 

So ... are we getting Ewers?  Today?

[randygilman 643]

Not a Texas thot though. 3-star. Sad!

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

EJ jumping in with an Ewers pick on Rivals.

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

[Radical Larry 28814]

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[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

Only after 4 hours.

[Getafix 29374]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Alright, what time is this supposed to happen? Need to know if I'm going to need to go to the ER or just let things happen naturally.

 

[Hank_Hill 19773]

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Would

[SydneyCarton 49327]

Just sitting here refreshing the damn page until my total wine curbside is ready to be picked up. 

 

2 minutes till 3 come on!

 

[golfclap 6903]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Just now, golfclap said:

 

So is 247 not letting anybody put in picks for Ewers?

[Hank_Hill 19773]

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

[Burt Macklin 19211]

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

EJ jumping in with an Ewers pick on Rivals.

[Blackcat00 767]

So what 18 year old does Drumm stalk next? 

[NoName 17107]

LHF:

 

[Getafix 29374]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

Wonder if he has an exclusive with 247 for his announcement - livestream or something.

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

 

I see the end of the first sentence ends with an "I'm told".  Burton hack Drumm's account?

[CashMcCoy 3407]

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

[Getafix 29374]

1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

Somebody take IDIOTsavant to the ER.

(Put him in the back seat, so no airbags are set off ... )

[TommyGufano 6023]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ewers such a big deal he changes 247 protocol. Tight.

Extreme for a Rivals 4*, imo. I look forward to Mike Farrell chiming in that it doesn't change the active 5*-less streak at Texas

 

[NoName 17107]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Extreme for a Rivals 4*, imo. I look forward to Mike Farrell chiming in that it doesn't change the active 5*-less streak at Texas

 

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/quinn-ewers-232137

[Thiefery 5108]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/quinn-ewers-232137

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Somebody take IDIOTsavant to the ER.

(Put him in the back seat, so no airbags are set off ... )

I feel like this is the entire board right now...except for Satya. Think we can get a group discount? Maybe a Viagra or Cialis sponsorship for the board?

[Viper 12212]

9 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Extreme for a Rivals 4*, imo. I look forward to Mike Farrell chiming in that it doesn't change the active 5*-less streak at Texas

 

wow they have Foster rated higher than Brockermeyer and Wheaton higher than both. 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

 

1 minute ago, Viper said:

wow they have Foster rated higher than Brockermeyer and Wheaton higher than both. 

Crimson colored glasses will do that.

[NameNotFound 82]

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

[Sal 1101]

48 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

EJ jumping in with an Ewers pick on Rivals.

I hope we find out that Roach gave him that info and that he has been trolling us the whole time

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

2 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

No idea, but just in case...

[Getafix 29374]

17 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I feel like this is the entire board right now...except for Satya. Think we can get a group discount? Maybe a Viagra or Cialis sponsorship for the board?

 

 

[RGBIII 23009]

3 minutes ago, Sal said:

I hope we find out that Roach gave him that info and that he has been trolling us the whole time

That definitely came from Roach, Roach won’t put a crystal ball in for Ewers so he doesn’t ruin the commitment. Definitely respect that aspect of his 995erness

[UncleBuck 6455]

7 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

That Baylor Mod from 247 use to work the Texas side (Munroe?) basically called his shot from the beginning. Said something like he' be surprised of he ended up anywhere but Texas. 

[irishtexan 11692]

8 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

User whose name is not found, I dub thee "SatyaJr. Son of Satya. Prince of Crybaggery"

[SquishMitten 10493]

Nobody decommits because of a possible recruit in the class after theirs.

[NameNotFound 82]

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

[NoName 17107]

LHF

 

 

[Burt Macklin 19211]

11 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

WIll Ewers to Texas impact Milroe to Texas?

This is the only thing keep satya going today. As all of us get ready to celebrate the potential commitment of one of the best prospects in years, keep satya in your thots and prayers today.  This kind of positive news will not be easy on him.  

[NameNotFound 82]

36 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Suchomel said he doesn’t expect anything until tonight at the earliest lmao

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

[RGBIII 23009]

Just now, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Just now, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

ITS HAPPENING!

 

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[NoName 17107]

well, as a barca fan this is one of the only things that can save today.

the only good thing that can come of today is Messi finally saying the right words to get the board voted out and QE

Edited August 14, 2020 by NoName

[Hank_Hill 19773]

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

LHF

 

 

Yea, otherwise kids stop telling your 9.95ers things you dumb idiot

[UncleBuck 6455]

2 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

[Sal 1101]

Merry Quinn-mas! Let's sing a Carroll