Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[SquishMitten 10493]

Already a couple vodkas in, but maybe I should switch to Scotch for a bit. Some Dewers for Ewers, if you will.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

4 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

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[TexMexBuddha 994]

Holy shit! Get back from a short getaway and we are waiting on Ewers! This is turning out to be a fantastic Friday.

[Getafix 29374]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That definitely came from Roach, Roach won’t put a crystal ball in for Ewers so he doesn’t ruin the commitment. Definitely respect that aspect of his 995erness

The fact that he doesn't have a clue, makes it a little easier for him to show such admirable restraint.  

[Viper 12212]

8 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

CDT or EDT?

[Hank_Hill 19773]

Man I gotta study at some point today. Probably shouldn't have cracked this first beer.

[Getafix 29374]

1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Holy shit! Get back from a short getaway and we are waiting on Ewers! This is turning out to be a fantastic Friday.

 

But for your untimely return, we were looking good for Blue, too.

[canadianhorn21 970]

9 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

I pray for the poor soul if it doesn't happen to be Ewers.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Just now, Viper said:

CDT or EDT?

Doesn't matter. Ou will still suck 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Man I gotta study at some point today. Probably shouldn't have cracked this first beer.

It'll be fine as long as you drink before the exam too.

[RGBIII 23009]

11 minutes ago, NoName said:

well, as a barca fan this is one of the only things that can save today.

the only good thing that can come of today is Messi finally saying the right words to get the board voted out and QE

Would be the only save a Barca fan sees today

[TexMexBuddha 994]

Then I shall high-tail back from whence I came good sir.

[Viper 12212]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Doesn't matter. Ou will still suck 

[texifornia 58788]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Would be the only save a Barca fan sees today

What do you mean? Touchdown to tie, extra point to win. That safety put them in good position.

[Burt Macklin 19211]

 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Man I gotta study at some point today. Probably shouldn't have cracked this first beer.

 

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

It'll be fine as long as you drink before the exam too.

This man is clearly a savant in the field of memory retrieval. You should listen to what he says. 

[NoName 17107]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Would be the only save a Barca fan sees today

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

This man is clearly a savant in the field of memory retrieval. You should listen to what he says. 

I also have a theory about hot tubs if you'd like to be broke for at least 18 years.

[TommyGufano 6023]

19 minutes ago, NameNotFound said:

Per TFloss: I was told 4 or 5 p.m., just in case you want to be by your phone or computer.

Onward to 5:00

 

[hornfromdallas 334]

@WokelikeWolken this is 4 u 

Spoiler

 

[Sal 1101]

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

@WokelikeWolken this is 4 u 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

I'm getting fired from work now. Thanks homie

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

2 hours ago, Viper said:

not sure this is the notebook I would want our commits names written in.

agreed, I just found it hilarious when Light started writing so aggressively 

[Tony Two K 605]

Blonde for Ewers.

[SydneyCarton 49326]

2 minutes ago, Sal said:

I'm getting fired from work now. Thanks homie

Carl don't give a limp glizzy fuck about your fucking work. 

[RGBIII 23009]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Carl don't give a limp glizzy fuck about your fucking work. 

Should be workin that glizzy you fuck...not working like a glizzy fuck

[SydneyCarton 49326]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Should be workin that glizzy you fuck...not working like a glizzy fuck

Listen I’m trying to learn. This isn’t easy. 

[RGBIII 23009]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Listen I’m trying to learn. This isn’t easy. 

[Laga4 1270]

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Before about an hour ago I had no expectations of Ewers ever playing in a Texas uniform, but now I will literally kill myself if he doesn’t pick us.

Post of the day for sure. 

[Burt Macklin 19211]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Carl don't give a limp glizzy fuck about your fucking work. 

 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Listen I’m trying to learn. This isn’t easy. 

It's all good. Surly knows you're a glizzy gladiator at heart. 

[Getafix 29374]

Blake Munroe said in another post that he is surprised it may happen so quickly.

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

It's all good. Surly knows you're a glizzy gladiator at heart. 

macklin gets it

 

 

[RGBIII 23009]

15 minutes...maybe...

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

[RGBIII 23009]

HOLY FUCK

Edited August 14, 2020 by RGBIII

[thepop 4418]

Ewers to Texas

[NoName 17107]

Boom

 

[BrazilHorn 6794]

37 minutes ago, Sal said:

I'm getting fired from work now. Thanks homie

Why aren't you working from home Covid style?

[Boerne Horn 422]

hell yeah

[Brandon 193]

GOTDAMN WE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LETS GOOOOO

[BrazilHorn 6794]

Boom - Great get. Wow! Hats off to the staff.

[cdain3 3454]

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[Hank_Hill 19773]

CRACKS SECOND BEER FUCK MY FUTURRRREEEE

[Sal 1101]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Why aren't you working from home Covid style?

I'm an "essential worker" 

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

HAPPY QUINN-MAS BOYS

[Blackcat00 767]

Its official. Ewers is a Horn.

[TommyGufano 6023]

So uhhh.... this portends pretty fucking well for this class, no? #1 player/QB on board 16 months before NSD. 

[CoachTex 2657]

Hell yeah. Let's fucking go!

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

So uhhh.... this portends pretty fucking well for this class, no? #1 player/QB on board 16 months before NSD. 

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

Before about an hour ago I had no expectations of Ewers ever playing in a Texas uniform, but now I will literally kill myself if he doesn’t pick us.

[Hank_Hill 19773]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

So uhhh.... this portends pretty fucking well for this class, no? #1 player/QB on board 16 months before NSD. 

Yea...our WR woes this last class are likely solved just based on this.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18913]

I was so hermanstipated until now.