Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Machinator 32099]

Visiting on Saturday and Sunday per Gerry.

https://247sports.com/player/jmari-monette-46113653/

[Machinator 32099]

 

[theaveragejon 988]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

Anthony Jones

We gotta dump those gummi bears. Get the heb brand gummi worms. Far superior. Fucking details man. 

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[Machinator 32099]

Gerry

Spoiler

Inside Texas has learned that Summer Creek OT Kelvin Banks is finalizing a trip to Austin for this weekend. He will either go to Austin tonight, or Saturday morning and spend the day with the staff and prospects on campus.

Banks will also make his official visit to Texas June 18-20.

The 6-foot-5, 300-pounder made an OV to LSU last weekend, Oregon mid-week, has Oklahoma State June 16-17 and Texas A&M June 25-27.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22212]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry

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Inside Texas has learned that Summer Creek OT Kelvin Banks is finalizing a trip to Austin for this weekend. He will either go to Austin tonight, or Saturday morning and spend the day with the staff and prospects on campus.

Banks will also make his official visit to Texas June 18-20.

The 6-foot-5, 300-pounder made an OV to LSU last weekend, Oregon mid-week, has Oklahoma State June 16-17 and Texas A&M June 25-27.

 

[texifornia 56899]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry

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Inside Texas has learned that Summer Creek OT Kelvin Banks is finalizing a trip to Austin for this weekend. He will either go to Austin tonight, or Saturday morning and spend the day with the staff and prospects on campus.

Banks will also make his official visit to Texas June 18-20.

The 6-foot-5, 300-pounder made an OV to LSU last weekend, Oregon mid-week, has Oklahoma State June 16-17 and Texas A&M June 25-27.

 

Looks like our policy regarding public or silent commits visiting is that they better get back to ATX right after. I like it.

[closetohumping 17438]

11 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

We gotta dump those gummi bears. Get the heb brand gummi worms. Far superior. Fucking details man. 

I'm in California.  We got some gummy bears here

[closetohumping 17438]

New signage reminds me of something you would see in a Nashville bar or wedding venue.

[texifornia 56899]

Just now, closetohumping said:

New signage reminds me of something you would see in a Nashville bar or wedding venue.

Just a wee bit late to that specific joke

[RGBIII 22840]

18 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

We gotta dump those gummi bears. Get the heb brand gummi worms. Far superior. Fucking details man. 

Absolutely a fact. The hill country fare gummy worms and bears are superior. Source: my kids are potty training

[closetohumping 17438]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Just a wee bit late to that specific joke

Wasn't really a joke.  It's what it looks like.  With the barrels and bright orange signage. Sydney said it looked like a prop for Catalina wine mixer, he's wrong.  It's not like that at all.

[Foosters 17849]

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Wasn't really a joke.  It's what it looks like.  With the barrels and bright orange signage. Sydney said it looked like a prop for Catalina wine mixer, he's wrong.  It's not like that at all.

Right. People have been making Nashville/bachelorette party jokes for like the last 10 days. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Wasn't really a joke.  It's what it looks like.  With the barrels and bright orange signage. Sydney said it looked like a prop for Catalina wine mixer, he's wrong.  It's not like that at all.

Can't wait for your Fredericksburg comment next as well.

[Red Five 40852]

Man we're REALLY running with the all gas no brakes thing. It's like when Mack showed up and said "hey, maybe show up on time and wear orange?" and suddenly that was everywhere. 

"Welcome to all gas no brakes stadium, where your all gas no brakes Texas Longhorns are taking on some team with no gas and a lot of brakes. Your all gas no breaks horns are coached by Mr. all gas no brakes himself, Steve Sarkallgasnobrakesisian."

[texifornia 56899]

https://247sports.com/player/tevin-carter-46054268/

[SydneyCarton 48071]

42 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Wasn't really a joke.  It's what it looks like.  With the barrels and bright orange signage. Sydney said it looked like a prop for Catalina wine mixer, he's wrong.  It's not like that at all.

Excuse me sir, I specifically said the BACK ROOM at the Catalina Wine Mixer. You don't think a storage closet at the FCWM has barrels of wine? 

[closetohumping 17438]

28 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Excuse me sir, I specifically said the BACK ROOM at the Catalina Wine Mixer. You don't think a storage closet at the FCWM has barrels of wine? 

IDK which damn mixer you go to, but I assure you, the ones I go to do not have barrels of wine.  The barrels and bright gaudy sign is all Nashville.  Those look like whiskey barrels.

 

Ok, have seen a couple of wineries that use barrels as tables, but usually with some sort of accutrement on top.

[Junior Bonner 6247]

4 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

The monkey is working

[closetojumping 62596]

Motherfucker. Some of the most boring shit that gets mentioned on this thread and threads like it are the comments about the decorations for photos and the poses in the photos. Fucking whining about edits is also boring, insipid shit. There is a ton of other shit to discuss or analyze and yet you fucking screwballs continue to come back to the same, weak shit to go back and forth on. Fuck.

Fucking fatkid with the cheese derails and then the collective with weak and shitty dad jokes are superior to this shit.

[SydneyCarton 48071]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Motherfucker. Some of the most boring shit that gets mentioned on this thread and threads like it are the comments about the decorations for photos and the poses in the photos. Fucking whining about edits is also boring, insipid shit. There is a ton of other shit to discuss or analyze and yet you fucking screwballs continue to come back to the same, weak shit to go back and forth on. Fuck.

Fucking fatkid with the cheese derails and then the collective with weak and shitty dad jokes are superior to this shit.

Nothing is worse than the cheese. Also, @texifornia and his unhealthy, borderline sexual obsession with Hayes Fawcett edits will not be pleased with the bolded above. 

Edited June 11, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nothing is worse than the cheese. Also, @texifornia and his unhealthy, borderline sexual obsession with Hayes Fawcett edits will not be pleased with the bolden above. 

Are you Emmental?
 

This board produces some of the best cheese whiz I Camembert.

[texifornia 56899]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nothing is worse than the cheese. Also, @texifornia and his unhealthy, borderline sexual obsession with Hayes Fawcett edits will not be pleased with the bolden above. 

It's true. The art world needs to take notice of these heartrending works of staggering emotional depth.

 

[closetojumping 62596]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nothing is worse than the cheese. Also, @texifornia and his unhealthy, borderline sexual obsession with Hayes Fawcett edits will not be pleased with the bolded above. 

No shit. He’s obsessed. NTTIAWWT, but given his posting proclivities, I assume he’s a masculine gay creative director for a global ad agency. Middle child, single, patrician, overeducated, from a southern blue blood family. Shit better be right visually, or by Gawd, he’s going to have to fucking make it so. 

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It's true. The art world needs to take notice of these heartrending works of staggering emotional depth.

 

Hayes "Michelangelo" Fawcett

[golfclap 6903]

+ rep for Caravaggio. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Given his posting proclivities, I assume…

This needs to be a thread.

[Machinator 32099]

Roach

Spoiler

Friday - 2:55 PM- Just spoke to a source near Hero Kanu. The German-born defensive tackle was slated to be in Austin tomorrow along with a group of international guys who have been making the camp tour. They haven’t made a final decision yet but it sounds like they may opt for Oklahoma instead. A source near that group expressed that they wanted to go somewhere with media so their other players could gain exposure and Texas doesn’t allow media into camps. They are also expected to hit TCU and Baylor while in state.

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22212]

Note on Kanu stinks, but he was probably a long shot at best.

[Vertigo 20276]

5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

The monkey is working

[Bevo14 8304]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's true. The art world needs to take notice of these heartrending works of staggering emotional depth.

 

Only the middle one evokes any emotion

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

6 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

The monkey is working

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

No shit. He’s obsessed. NTTIAWWT, but given his posting proclivities, I assume he’s a masculine gay creative director for a global ad agency. Middle child, single, patrician, overeducated, from a southern blue blood family. Shit better be right visually, or by Gawd, he’s going to have to fucking make it so. 

[USMCHorn 1369]

Nothing says media exposure like Norman Oklahoma 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Motherfucker. Some of the most boring shit that gets mentioned on this thread and threads like it are the comments about the decorations for photos and the poses in the photos. Fucking whining about edits is also boring, insipid shit. There is a ton of other shit to discuss or analyze and yet you fucking screwballs continue to come back to the same, weak shit to go back and forth on. Fuck.

Fucking fatkid with the cheese derails and then the collective with weak and shitty dad jokes are superior to this shit.

My only takeaway from this post is CTJ misses @Katfid54 and his cheese puns. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's true. The art world needs to take notice of these heartrending works of staggering emotional depth.

 

[Nope 3114]

Instagram story for Harold Perkins is hilarious 

https://instagram.com/yk.d1perk?utm_medium=copy_link

[canadianhorn21 963]

2 minutes ago, Nope said:

Instagram story for Harold Perkins is hilarious 

https://instagram.com/yk.d1perk?utm_medium=copy_link

Gummy Bears to seal the deal!!!

[Zhorn96 1773]

1 minute ago, canadianhorn21 said:

Gummy Bears to seal the deal!!!

Haribo sugar free gummies?  Cause if so, thats fucked up, man

[Elmer_Fudd 22212]

Our LS got a rating on Rivals, do they go any lower than this rating? 🥴

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/lance-st-louis-277538

[Bevo 13575]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Our LS got a rating on Rivals, do they go any lower than this rating? 🥴

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2022/lance-st-louis-277538

I bet he starts. In fact, I bet he has a better chance of starting than most 4 stars.

[PHLaggie 110]

2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Are you Emmental?
 

This board produces some of the best cheese whiz I Camembert.

whiz wit...

if you're into cheez puns and you're on a roll, you'd probably be talking philly cheesesteak puns? hmm

[quigley 1562]

6 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

whiz wit...

if you're into cheez puns and you're on a roll, you'd probably be talking philly cheesesteak puns? hmm

Is that from Pat's?

[texifornia 56899]

10 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

whiz wit...

if you're into cheez puns and you're on a roll, you'd probably be talking philly cheesesteak puns? hmm

Wiz wit is correct, anyone who orders provolone is a self-hating fancyboy.

[PHLaggie 110]

Yep.

Reminds me of the instructions at Seinfeld's Soup Nazi.

 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

for those without instagram, this is the Harold Perkins story on twitter:
 

 

[crash_davis 23107]

i guess he really likes gummie bears. 

[Fud 9552]

Suchomel on Banks 

4:55 Update, Banks did not make it to Austin today per a source close to him.

Trying to find out if they may be able to make it in tomorrow.

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5 pm update - Per a family member, it doesn’t look like they’ll be making it this weekend after all barring a change. Banks and his family are probably going to have to wait until next weekend’s official visit.