Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Michael Knight 12888]

[westexhorn 2006]

Sark better start calling Tim Beck and figure out how to have him in the staff or Samples

[texifornia 56496]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this point it wouldn't be surprising to see Brown pick Baylor and Anderson/Banks go to aggy.

You stop that right now, ya hear

[MoJames 8241]

Holy shit guys, we have fucked this up ourselves over the past 48 hours. We need to get our heads out of our asses and do our jobs.

[Junior Bonner 6227]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this point it wouldn't be surprising to see Brown pick Baylor and Anderson/Banks go to aggy.

[Hammerhead 257]

[UDontKnow 10439]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this point it wouldn't be surprising to see Brown pick Baylor and Anderson/Banks go to aggy.

[Fud 9545]

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

[texifornia 56496]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Holy shit guys, we have fucked this up ourselves over the past 48 hours. We need to get our heads out of our asses and do our jobs.

I appreciate your focusness

The heaviest cat of all was Himmy, owned by Thomas Vyse (Australia), who weighed 21.3kg (46lb 15 ½ oz) when it died on 12th March 1986 at the age of 10 years 4 months.

Himmy – who had to be transported in a wheelbarrow – was thankfully unchallenged until 1998, when Guinness World Record editors and record managers decided to discontinue the category to deter people from over-feeding their pets just to appear in the book. Today, we still monitor animal weight and size by breed – such as the largest breed of horse – but not individual specimens.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/8/international-cat-day-a-timeline-of-the-worlds-most-fascinating-feline-record-b-485212

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

[UncleBuck 6444]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Too bad Texas doesn’t have any bag men. 

If Texas does have bag men, they're handing out candy. Cheap individually wrapped yoyo party favors/kazoos.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Lol. Lets try again tomorrow. 

[texifornia 56496]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

Guess this is their version of IT - non-network and school-specific: https://scoopduck.com/

[Goodman 3273]

[Junior Bonner 6227]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

Well, crap. We need a bigger bag.

 

On to White Boy Friday...

 

 

 

[GRHorn 105]

12 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

No need to wait. I’ll be here at 6:05 with my info and ready to take my stoning if the pick is Oregon. 

I think you need to get back out there and get your ears back to the streets 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Can Harris still take that job with the Rams?

[Nope 3111]

All Pass, No Thanks

[SydneyCarton 47851]

First, let me reiterate that you’re all a bunch of fucking pussies. 
 

But since a fair chunk of you aren’t football board stupid, allow me to soothe your melt with the usual trite bullshit equivocation. 
 

“he’s a high 3 star, they grow on trees”

”next man up.”

”we only want guys who want to be horns”

plus everything said about Brooks yesterday for good measure. 
 

 

[Newy25 7638]

So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

[SydneyCarton 47851]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

All Pass, No Thanks

@closetojumping

[UncleSonny 6524]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

[SydneyCarton 47851]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

All Pass, No Thanks

And username checks out.

[texifornia 56496]

Just now, Newy25 said:

So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

Maybe? Check back at 6:05.

Unless he announces on Eugene time.

[Message Board User 12389]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

All Pass, No Thanks

Username checks out.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Just now, UncleSonny said:

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

[Fug 540]

He’s not good enough for Texas, I bet we passed on him

[SydneyCarton 47851]

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Username checks out.

You gave it a good shot. Rub some dirt on it and get back out there. 

[SydneyCarton 47851]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

The last place? Ahead of texags or tiger droppings? 

[Fud 9545]

More like Kyle Puddle 

[texifornia 56496]

2 minutes ago, Fug said:

He’s not good enough for Texas, I bet we passed on him

That's the spirit!

[UncleBuck 6444]

Just now, Fud said:

More like Kyle Puddle 

*Drought

[Barbacoa 1934]

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”

another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

Where is that fucking monkey when you need it? 

[golfclap 6903]

5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”

another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

[Zhorn96 1772]

14 minutes ago, Fug said:

He’s not good enough for Texas, I bet we passed on him

"Afraid to compete", lets not forget "Afraid to compete"

[MiddleTex 105]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Where is that fucking monkey when you need it? 

There's always money in the banana stand.  Maybe we should get CDC to raise capital for some banana stands...

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”
another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Damn D-Hawk stealing this kid's moment of fame.

[Thiefery 4965]

2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

"Afraid to compete", lets not forget "Afraid to compete"

He didn't want to play in the August-September Texas heat

[Thiefery 4965]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Damn D-Hawk stealing this kid's moment of fame.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Just now, Thiefery said:

He didn't want to play in the August-September Texas heat

My understanding is that Oregon is currently an A/C-less hellscape

[Elmer_Fudd 22105]

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

[tokamak 6351]

Can we start crowdsourcing FreeHorn now, or does decorum dictate that we must wait until 6:01?

[texifornia 56496]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

I mean.... it's Roach. If everyone else is gunshy, he's hiding in the corner in a puddle of urine.

[texifornia 56496]

Just now, tokamak said:

Can we start crowdsourcing FreeHorn now, or does decorum dictate that we must wait until 6:01?

Gotta wait

[golfclap 6903]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

He still hasn't decided if he should put one in for Colt McCoy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Maybe we can sponsor a race between Imade, @closetojumping, and @SydneyCarton.

100 yards, but you have to eat a dozen hot wings and slam a beer every 25 yards, including yard zero. 

Edited July 1, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[TexasGary 833]

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

Are we really expected to believe that Hawk is going to ruin this guys moment?