Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[utfan87 406]

8 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Why did you let them coerce you into posting this prior to the announcement? Why possibly ruin the kids moment to appease a bunch of pussy ass bitches on a message board?

I don’t think this ruined any kids moment no one hear is running to Twitter to report anything that we heard on surly 

[texifornia 56495]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. My faith in layabout interns indifferent to football and their attention to detail on social media is rock solid. It’s happening guys. 

Bless up.

[TBD 80]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The main UT football account just retweeted this it's all happening guys

 

I get the sentiment but how do you compete with Crystal Ball jumping on the phone with Phil Knight.  “Hey man, we want this guy.”   
 

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

[UncleSonny 6524]

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Texas staff has had a zoom call with Williams within the last 30 mins. If that isn’t already reported … there is that

and then followed up: 

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He didn’t say yes or no, apparently

Fun day

[MoJames 8241]

1 minute ago, TBD said:

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

Appropriate response would be something along the lines of I have no intention of moving to China.

[utfan87 406]

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

I get the sentiment but how do you compete with Crystal Ball jumping on the phone with Phil Knight.  “Hey man, we want this guy.”   
 

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

I haven’t seen Fawcett post about him so that’s probably a good data point.

[Machinator 32097]

Gerry did confirm that Cameron is announcing via edit.

 

[SydneyCarton 47850]

5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

Ha, ok. He poured money into the oregon football program at a loss for years now. Yes he fucking will. And if Michael Dell won’t he can get all the way fucked and stay fucked until judgement day or Texas-19 stops being obtuse. Too close to call, imo. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Regardless of the outcome, *this* has been an absolute joy. We’ll done everyone. So much try hard. 

[FreeHorn 1307]

21 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Why did you let them coerce you into posting this prior to the announcement? Why possibly ruin the kids moment to appease a bunch of pussy ass bitches on a message board?

I can promise you Cam or his people ain’t on Surly. 
 

There are people who make a living in making predictions. 9.99er rush and drop CB’s right before announcements. 
 

His moment ain’t ruined. 

[Blotto 23430]

5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

lulz Knight is worth $50+ billion. He could give $100K to every 3* recruit in the country  and never notice it. 

[SydneyCarton 47850]

2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I can promise you Cam or his people ain’t on Surly. 
 

There are people who make a living in making predictions. 9.99er rush and drop CB’s right before announcements. 
 

His moment ain’t ruined. 

Just ours. AMIRITE GUYS!?!?

[TBD 80]

5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ha, ok. He poured money into the oregon football program at a loss for years now. Yes he fucking will. And if Michael Dell won’t he can get all the way fucked and stay fucked until judgement day or Texas-19 stops being obtuse. Too close to call, imo. 

I wouldn’t think any company worth a shit would throw endorsements out unless it would also benefit them unless they were also friends of the program. 

[MoJames 8241]

All quiet on the RapGameLarry twitter.

[Junior Bonner 6227]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just ours. AMIRITE GUYS!?!?

Not quite yet, technically.

[Machinator 32097]

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

 

 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

Cam williams is the single most important recruit. The keystone that holes all this together 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

All quiet on the RapGameLarry twitter.

[MoJames 8241]

Just now, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

Counterpoint: Fuck Gerry telling me how to feel about this recruitment.

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Cam williams is the single most important recruit. The keystone that holes all this together 

That’s South Austin’s mom, sir…and how dare you? She’s a nice lady.

[SydneyCarton 47850]

3 minutes ago, TBD said:

 

Are you suggesting Knight isn’t a friend of the program and Dell shouldn’t be?

[SydneyCarton 47850]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

 

 

 

That’s what a loser says, imo. 

[Junior Bonner 6227]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you suggesting Knight isn’t a friend of the program and Dell shouldn’t be?

Oh God no. I'm just saying our moment hasn't been ruined yet. Not till 6p. Technically...

[runthebone 7932]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

 

 

 

I mean, if it's this close and he has five months to flip flop, that is just logical.

[MoJames 8241]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

That’s what a loser says, imo. 

[TBD 80]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you suggesting Knight isn’t a friend of the program and Dell shouldn’t be?

No, just saying most companies would be looking how it benefited them unless they were friends…then they might be fine with the loss if it ultimately benefited the program.  

[Enchubben 5509]

For me this was really more about the friends made along the way.

In that respect, it was equally disappointing. Fuck you guys.

[Thiefery 4965]

 

[TexasToast 728]

[Vito Andolini 9099]

We even have Kate biting her nails! Oh shit.

[TBD 80]

Last time trending CBs were going our way, he ended at Oregon.  Maybe the reverse this time.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22105]

10 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Carla was the prom queen.

[CastHorn 793]

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

[Barbacoa 1934]

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

Stanley you crush your wife during sex.

[Gil Bang 25897]

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

 

you know how I know you're gay?

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

I feel like everything’s falling apart.  At least ewers is gonna flip 

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

Gonna need a lot of these with statements like that…

[MoJames 8241]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I feel like everything’s falling apart.  At least ewers is gonna flip 

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2861]

[TBD 80]

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh….fuck y’all.  Your doing the same thing.  Also happy Bobby Bonilla day!

[Hammerhead 257]

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

Guys.  We got em.  
 

 

 

remember when they said that about Sadam 

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’ve inadvertently bringing back our failed nacho sprint competition of 2015. Brilliant idea, never fully executed. It’s a sprint while both participants have to hold and eat a basket of nachos. 

We do a "tiny" beer run where you drink an 8oz beer every tenth of mile for a mile. Evacuate the beer and you are out.  Absolutely brutal.  

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

Already 4 minutes late, not championship material.

[Machinator 32097]

It's Oregon. He put the edit on Instagram.

[elguapo 4583]

 

Edited July 1, 2021 by elguapo

[closetojumping 62223]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’ve inadvertently bringing back our failed nacho sprint competition of 2015. Brilliant idea, never fully executed. It’s a sprint while both participants have to hold and eat a basket of nachos. 

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also I’d win 

You sneaky motherfucker, just trying to sneak this in? The last 100 yard sprints we did, you weren’t within 10 yards of me at the finish. 

[BornAndRaised 12223]

FUCK

[TexasGary 833]