Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Hala fucken loolah!

[Red Five 41739]

NM

 

Edited July 3, 2021 by Red Five

[Newy25 7916]

Just now, FreeHorn said:

Good bounce back! LFG! Now let’s drop a bag for Banks and get this rolling  

 

@Machinator I haven’t forgot I owe you and somebody else a number 1. I’ll pay my debts now or we can take care of this at the next Surly Meet Up aka the Surly Olympic Races. 

How the Fuck are you still around and not neg bombed? 

[cafe society 2903]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who knows? You might even wake up the next morning with McRib remnants plastered all over your face. 

 

 

Oh, the shame and degradation.

[Vito Andolini 9451]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

How the Fuck are you still around and not neg bombed? 

There’s the cuntiness you promised. Thanks for coming thru.

[FreeHorn 1327]

Just now, Newy25 said:

How the Fuck are you still around and not neg bombed? 

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

[SydneyCarton 49505]

Just now, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

Since you’re new here, all me to help; forever. 

[FreeHorn 1327]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Since you’re new here, all me to help; forever. 

Fair Enough. Those are the Surly rules. 

[Newy25 7916]

1 minute ago, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

This isn’t Nam. There are rules and consequences for breaking them. Fake insiders get blasted. 

[SydneyCarton 49505]

2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Damn it man, a kid everybody thought was in showed me his Texas edit and told everybody who would listen he was committed to Texas. How long you holding it against me cause Oregon’s close game was stronger?

Also, the staff saw the same edits. Do you think we aren’t holding it against them for getting out worked?

[KYHorn 17615]

4 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Flood in his office butt chugging coffee listening to Semisonic cursing CTJ's source rn

Third Eye Blind, imo. "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend"

[futureman 22704]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

This isn’t Nam. There are rules and consequences for breaking them. Fake insiders get blasted. 

amen. fake insiders are the worst. I feel like I’m more qualified than anyone here to make that statement. 

[BornAndRaised 12876]

FWIW Derrick Brown is liking literally everything people tweet at him about comitting to Texas.

[FunkSoulBrother 977]

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Hala fucken looyah!

[texifornia 59017]

11 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Flood in his office butt chugging coffee listening to Semisonic cursing CTJ's source rn

 

[texifornia 59017]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

FWIW Derrick Brown is liking literally everything people tweet at him about comitting to Texas.

Speaking of friendly Californians and shitty closers... Dave Aranda

Edited July 3, 2021 by texifornia

[UncleSonny 6798]

While we are slightly backing from the ledge, pretty exciting to see Maalik impressing with his accuracy at elite 11. Everyone knows he has a cannon but it sure seems like he has the potential to be an elite passer all around. 

Fake football and all, won’t mean shit unless he can keep his mechanics in a real game and make good decisions but good to see he’s more than a big kid who throws hard. 

[GRHorn 105]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is he at a pappasitos happy hour?

No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. 

[Leanderman 2367]

"He might be in a Galveston bed and breakfast, wife looking on as a fragile divorcée moans and all you see is a man bun, bobbing up and down."

I live on the west end of the island. Not only is it packed to the gills this weekend, but if you have not made reservations months in advance your out of luck.

[UncleSonny 6798]

8 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Fair Enough. Those are the Surly rules. 

Team letFreeHornlive. He rightfully paid the price yesterday but doesn’t deserve the full Carl/Walker Little shirt guy death sentence imo. 

[Leanderman 2367]

"No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. "

More like the Poop Deck Bar on the Sea Wall.

[Reese Bennett 3663]

Happy WAF everyone. Hook 'em!

[closetohumping 17818]

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Team letFreeHornlive. He rightfully paid the price yesterday but doesn’t deserve the full Carl/Walker Little shirt guy death sentence imo. 

[Barbacoa 1934]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

"No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. "

More like the Poop Deck Bar on the Sea Wall.

More like two tallboys of Bud Ice from Hummel's. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Happy WAF everyone. Hook 'em!

Post of the day lmaoooooo

[Rockwell Torrey 1381]

We’re going to be a team full of bad ass, pipe swinging Connor’s and Cole’s.

[BornAndRaised 12876]

 

[TexasRenegade 2610]

4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"No, depending on how desperate he is he might be at Nate’s West End. "

More like the Poop Deck Bar on the Sea Wall.

There's always Dimitri's

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

PHRASING

[Red Five 41739]

Merry Whiteboy Awesome Friday, everyone!

[UncleSonny 6798]

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

We’re going to be a team full of bad ass, pipe swinging Connor’s and Cole’s.

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

That's going to especially hurt us if he ends up at OU sucks.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

[Rockwell Torrey 1381]

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Even more bizarre that we told a Jacob we didn’t have any room for him  

Add Casey, Hudson, and Kai and we are competing for Wayne Brady’s All Name Team.

[Bruh Man 3160]

Htown Insider on IT -

[SydneyCarton 49505]

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That's going to especially hurt us if he ends up at OU suck

[UDontKnow 10572]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

I don't appreciate your racist overtones Carton.

Sexton was recently CB'ed to the Gooners.

My post that you responded to is nowhere close to the Chicken Little phenomenon that has possessed the Recruiting Board in the last 48 hours. 

[texifornia 59017]

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

On a scale of Leonard Nimoy to Buzz Aldrin, how drunk are you right now?

[Tex-19 3013]

6 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Htown Insider on IT -

Probably what Nahlin was addressing in his update a few pages back 

[Bruh Man 3160]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

What’s this, some Indian solidarity because Satya is on his yearly masturbatory trip to vacation hot spot deleware? Picking up the slack? 

What If I told you we all post from the same call center. 

[SydneyCarton 49505]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

I don't appreciate your racist overtones Carton.

Sexton was recently CB'ed to the Gooners.

My post that you responded to is nowhere close to the Chicken Little phenomenon that has possessed the Recruiting Board in the last 48 hours. 

1) Lighten Up

2) he’s going to OU. most folks wrapped their heads around that a couple days ago…hence my comment

3) racist? Ok. 

[Duane Moore 5756]

Well thank Christ these two got in the boat. This board may melt down yet this weekend, but today is not that day. 

[SydneyCarton 49505]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

On a scale of Leonard Nimoy to Buzz Aldrin, how drunk are you right now?

I don’t get this joke. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t get this joke. 

Oh good. Well, if I explain it, I'm sure it will still be funny. 

[SydneyCarton 49505]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Oh good. Well, if I explain it, I'm sure it will still be funny. 

I doubt it, if I’m not drunk now I’m about to be so I won’t remember this tomorrow. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Vito Andolini 9451]

When Murphy misses, it’s usually high, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t hit a majority of the targets. This is a rapid fire exercise, and he has to be additionally tired at the end of two days of constant throwing. He has special arm talent and size, and seems to be open to learning. We just have to see how he reacts when the bullets are flying (small sample size so far, mediocre competition level), but he’s certainly impressing in the Elite 11.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]