Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Zhorn96 1836]

 

Bringing the thread back on topic

[BurntOrange&White 42009]

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looked for Addison Rae in the 247 recruit database but couldn't find him.

What year and position? 

Tight end. This year 

[NoName 17181]

[The Beast 585]

I do like that we are having recruits in for a visit at the end of July. But we have to have a closer on the staff, not sure who that is at the moment.

[UncleBuck 6455]

 

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

All seasons makes good protein feeders. Buy a smoker from a company that's known for making good smokers. 

Fair, but Lamborghini made good tractors. I've heard the quality is good, just needed to know if anyone had experience with that specific smoker.

[RGBIII 23020]

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah well no one will answer my question in the thread about smokers over in Food and Travel so I'm gunna stink this thread up.

Smoker talk sounds infinitely better than media market talk or whatever the fuck this is

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Smoker talk sounds infinitely better than media market talk or whatever the fuck this is

Gotta move to Austin for the BBQ market.

[golfclap 6903]

If you are arguing against the Southern California media market you are wrong and should stop. 

Los Angeles ingests things differently - it's not just sheer numbers or "passion for the sport" or  TV ratings nonsense. Since the 40s, celebrities (even C and D-listers) have been paid to be at certain places or to wear certain things. Paid simply to do shit they were already going to do. This isn't a new or burgeoning thing in LA. Every single tiktok/yt/ig star gets their ass to LA as soon as possible so that they can monetize their trip get a matcha latte in the morning. No one gives a fuck where in Opelousas Addison Rae goes for lunch but in LA? That shit is a paycheck. You think it was an accident that Charli D'Amelio moved to LA from fucking Connecticut? 

That media market is a different animal from ATX and even if you looped in the other Texas markets - it's still different.  When USC is good the Trojans players are as big as any current TV star around town. 

You can point out Alabama, OU, or Clemson and say that guys just want to win and don't care about the media market and you'd be right - esp for the average college football player - but if you are already a brand (a la Evan Stewart) 4 years at USC will be worth FAR more dollars (esp long term) than 4 years at Alabama. Texas is in a niche below USC but FAR above the rest. 

Del Conte, Harris and his staff, and Sarkisian and his staff have all been abject failures to this point with NIL. Made worse by the fact that they had a 2 year head start on everyone and still stumblefucked out of the gate. It's not a good sign for them long term, imo. 

 

Edited July 7, 2021 by golfclap

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just words. Just speeches.

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

How does the LA market compare to say Stanford vs Texas in terms of academic prestige 

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

We need to bring back women romancing each other on trips 

[UncleBuck 6455]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Smoker talk sounds infinitely better than media market talk or whatever the fuck this is

Designed an UNDER offset reverse flow. Not sure how it'd work but I designed it and may hit the wife's cousin up for some welding help.

[LCHorn 2751]

13 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Del Conte, Harris and his staff, and Sarkisian and his staff have all been abject failures to this point with NIL. Made worse by the fact that they had a 2 year head start on everyone and still stumblefucked out of the gate. It's not a good sign for them long term, imo. 

 

Do you mind expanding on what you perceive as a failure here?  IMO, too early to tell. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Do you mind expanding on what you perceive as a failure here?  IMO, too early to tell. 

I'm not sure if you're familiar with clapper here, but every member of the Texas football program, from the athletic director down to the graduate assistants, aren't doing their job right. Just leave it there and walk away.

[Getafix 29461]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How does the LA market compare to say Stanford vs Texas in terms of academic prestige 

 

You can find out by driving through Silsbee.

 

 

[Vito Andolini 9459]

Ok, I’m lost. Any more pics of the blond with the tits?

[golfclap 6903]

Just now, LCHorn said:

Do you mind expanding on what you perceive as a failure here?  IMO, too early to tell. 

The biggest problem in my opinion is the inability to message. The entire staff has proven incapable of messaging any inherent advantages that Texas has, and there are MANY. If it was simply the lack of detail, a lack of preparedness, a dearth of exciting ideas - those are failures that can be overcome simply by enabling the inherent advantages that UT possesses, while the systemic inability to message to recruits and their families at every level isn't. 

[UTEX90 589]

The fuck is going on in here? 

[MuellerHorn 4630]

41 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Texas' biggest issue was having a shitty coach. USC's biggest issue is indifference. A good Texas team in playoff contention will have more eyeballs than a good USC team in playoff contention. 

FIFY. We lose one regular season game (at most) last season if Herman wasn’t such an egomaniacal imbecile. 

[Scholz 12312]

3 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

The fuck is going on in here? 

[LTtxfan 50035]

45 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wow this thread right now 

 

Just typical Surly Texas recruiting thread in July...

[LTtxfan 50035]

11 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Ok, I’m lost. Any more pics of the blond with the tits?

 

Not blonde, but seems fun...

[Hornlover 8947]

11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

The biggest problem in my opinion is the inability to message. The entire staff has proven incapable of messaging any inherent advantages that Texas has, and there are MANY. If it was simply the lack of detail, a lack of preparedness, a dearth of exciting ideas - those are failures that can be overcome simply by enabling the inherent advantages that UT possesses, while the systemic inability to message to recruits and their families at every level isn't. 

And how exactly do you know that any of what you typed is true? Have you sat through any of the Texas NIL presentations? Have you spoken to recruits that have been a part of Texas's offer and can compare to anybody else's? 

Or did you see a Miami booster tweet and a couple croots commit to Oregon and use that to extrapolate doomsday scenarios for which CDC and Stan Drayton are personally responsible? 

[Newy25 7952]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah I was assured LA would be on here. 

These are the same people who think New York City must be the largest college football market. 

[Blackcat00 774]

17 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

The fuck is going on in here? 

Californian Texans trying to defend California football. 

[PHLaggie 110]

53 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looked for Addison Rae in the 247 recruit database but couldn't find him.

What year and position? 

sounds like a porn star name... likely does any and all positions.

edit-to-add: nevermind, read position is Tight End. So, actually... do porn stars have tight ends?

Edited July 7, 2021 by PHLaggie

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

 

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Just typical Surly Texas recruiting thread in July...

I just went and looked at what was occurring in the '21 thread on this day last year. We were:

• Shitting on the admin's response to the eyes
• Entertaining Carl's info of a defensive silent
• Coming to terms with passing on Ezra 
• Thinking we would land Dekel Crowdus and JJ Henry
• GC shits on Drayton
• Exploring the geeography of the midwest in an effort to explain why we were spurned by Rondale Moore

So, yeah. This is all pretty much par for the course. 

[TommyGufano 6027]

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

I just went and looked at what was occurring in the '21 thread on this day last year. We were:

• Shitting on the admin's response to the eyes
• Entertaining Carl's info of a defensive silent
• Coming to terms with passing on Ezra 
• Thinking we would land Dekel Crowdus and JJ Henry
• GC shits on Drayton
• Exploring the geeography of the midwest in an effort to explain why we were spurned by Rondale Moore

So, yeah. This is all pretty much par for the course. 

[Beau Vine 55892]

On 7/4/2021 at 5:24 PM, hookem48 said:

gonna be real interesting seeing how these 18 year olds react to having money they don't halfway have to try to hide.

I'm sure it will be shocking.

 

 

[LTtxfan 50035]

[Getafix 29461]

 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

We are about to be properly fucked again.

[LebongJames 1925]

No photos because it was 2003 but our HS RB went to Aggy. He wasn’t raised with much but that summer he was constantly carrying a few thousand and driving a new maroon Tahoe.

[CashMcCoy 3418]

Obviously wouldn’t doubt that some Tuscaloosa dealership is giving those Bama players cars, but plenty of our guys drive something similar. Can save a lot of money for a car like that when your education, rent, and most meals are paid for.

[Da Fino 2821]

4 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

No photos because it was 2003 but our HS RB went to Aggy. He wasn’t raised with much but that summer he was constantly carrying a few thousand and driving a new maroon Tahoe.

You see...his parents had been saving for college all that time. 

[Orange&White 5573]

8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

when does the salary cap go into effect?

A cap will be needed when the athletes start realizing that NIL, coupled with portal, is basically like a free agency market with multiyear contracts to bind you to a school for any length of time.

[UncleSonny 6798]

6 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

No photos because it was 2003 but our HS RB went to Aggy. He wasn’t raised with much but that summer he was constantly carrying a few thousand and driving a new maroon Tahoe.

https://247sports.com/player/derrick-brown-47485/

This guy I guess? 

Funny enough, I graduated with Keondra Smith who went to aggy as a rb the next year. He also got a new car senior year, the rumor at school was that it was paid for by Nebraska boosters who he lead on for a while before commiting to a&m. No idea if it was true or not. 

If there is any truth to either it's pretty wild that low 3 star rbs would be getting cars purchased for them, even back then.

[Vito Andolini 9459]

11 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

No photos because it was 2003 but our HS RB went to Aggy. He wasn’t raised with much but that summer he was constantly carrying a few thousand and driving a new maroon Tahoe.

As yes, photography wouldn’t be invented until the fall of 2007. 

[Michael Knight 13239]

30 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

As yes, photography wouldn’t be invented until the fall of 2007. 

99% of the population wasn't carrying a camera connected to the internet at the time

[Lonestar88 5183]

39 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Obviously wouldn’t doubt that some Tuscaloosa dealership is giving those Bama players cars, but plenty of our guys drive something similar. Can save a lot of money for a car like that when your education, rent, and most meals are paid for.

Save money from what, these dudes don’t have time for a 9 to 5.

[Goodman 3283]

1 hour ago, UTEX90 said:

The fuck is going on in here? 

That Fuck sc.

[closetohumping 17830]

6 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Save money from what, these dudes don’t have time for a 9 to 5.

That's why you go the Rhett bomar route.  He worked at a place that let him work part time and get an employee discount.  Anything is possible people.

[Viper 12221]

58 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

https://247sports.com/player/derrick-brown-47485/

This guy I guess? 

Funny enough, I graduated with Keondra Smith who went to aggy as a rb the next year. He also got a new car senior year, the rumor at school was that it was paid for by Nebraska boosters who he lead on for a while before commiting to a&m. No idea if it was true or not. 

If there is any truth to either it's pretty wild that low 3 star rbs would be getting cars purchased for them, even back then.

I barely remember Derrick. I wasn't around to know anything about a new car or not. I actually thought he was talking about Michael Goodson at first but the years don't match up.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2962]

Made the top 5 for CJ Williams along with Stanford, ND, USC, And Bama

[BornAndRaised 12895]

 

[ClubWhatever 12324]

Symmetry between hashtags and logos.  Do want. 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Hopefully he’s going to tell aggy, thanks but no thanks, I’m going to Texas Baby!

[LebongJames 1925]

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

https://247sports.com/player/derrick-brown-47485/

This guy I guess? 

Funny enough, I graduated with Keondra Smith who went to aggy as a rb the next year. He also got a new car senior year, the rumor at school was that it was paid for by Nebraska boosters who he lead on for a while before commiting to a&m. No idea if it was true or not. 

If there is any truth to either it's pretty wild that low 3 star rbs would be getting cars purchased for them, even back then.

That’s him.

[LebongJames 1925]

45 minutes ago, Viper said:

I barely remember Derrick. I wasn't around to know anything about a new car or not. I actually thought he was talking about Michael Goodson at first but the years don't match up.

Goodson was a few years younger. Derrick didn’t make it long. He was kicked out of Aggy for having pit bulls in the dorms.

[Vito Andolini 9459]

If Lebong went to Spring, shouldn’t it be Le-boing? Apologies, we all need a bong hit after that one.