Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Radical Larry 28820]

[Elmer_Fudd 22993]

Odds that Roach, Wiltfong, and all the Rivals guys change the Baylor picks on Patton to Texas at about 4:30?

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[nycHorn 3123]

See. We got em both, here's that momentum y'all ordered.

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

$9.95ers trying to figure out this Patton recruitment

[UDontKnow 10572]

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

[South Austin 53222]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

My ex’s kinfolk, but you’re very kind and I’ll take whatever credit I can get.

[HenryJames 67347]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If Texas lands Patton, I am going to give credit to @South Austin because he has kinfolk in Tenaha. I'm sure he put in the good work to bring Patton back to his senses and steer him away from that weird cake baking, ugly khaki-wearing, and creepy sleepover-ing Harbaugh.

Probably should thank his mom.

[Big Woodrows 4217]

Michigan insider on Patton, via IT:

"I stayed off of a Crystal Ball here because I was told he had given a silent verbal to all three programs he listed as his finalists. Silent verbals remain basically worthless.

Given what has transpired behind the scenes, I would be SHOCKED if this recruitment is over. The only thing will be whether or not Michigan believes it will be worth the effort. My INSTINCT says they will move on. Could actually see him ending up at Texas when all is said and done if the UT staff decides to continue recruiting him."

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

31 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Maybe this will stop y’all from melting down for a minute 

I have not yet begun to met down.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18963]

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Ugh..

 

That's great, but I've actually met Evan Stewart. 

[IDIOTsavant 8688]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That's great, but I've actually met Evan Stewart. 

Yeah, well me and Evan Williams basically share a bank account.

[OU Sucks 9387]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Probably should thank his mom.

A lot of us already thanked his mom last night.  We're not that rude, you know.

Edited July 31, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Enchubben 5600]

52 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Haha, what the fuck is going on here

[westexhorn 2162]

Some of these kids doing a new trend of giving silent to everyone lol.  Cam Williams and now Jeremy Patton.  Silent basically useless.

[Creasy Bear 666]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Its been barely 24 hours and we are about to get a commit in 9 minutes. I don't understand the constant emotional pendulum when its proven almost every year that Texas will get its guys. We don't need to be full of the virtue of patience, but we as a fanbase definitely need more of it than we currently have.

I guess I’m thinking that we will need the big guns to compete in the SEC. I was hoping this new staff would have a Georgia type recruiting effect and it hasn’t at all.

[westexhorn 2162]

As long as aggy don't grab the 5 stars.  Otherwise not only do you have play against them but 5 stars tend to get picked earlier in the NFL

[lemonandaturd 4289]

So we drop an offer to Eoghan Kelly, he says Texas is his dream school and then boom Patton gets his shit right?  

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[maninblack 7975]

Did he switch it?

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Did he switch it?

Yes. Cole Patterson switched his CB from Texas to Baylor. Some last minute shenanigans going on.

[Pato del Muerto 53490]

I’ll not hold my breath that any commitment to Baylor will stick.  Shouldn’t be long before these kids get it explained to them that the big 12 will be dead and gone long before 2025. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

I guess folks in Tenaha did not hear that Baylor is fucked.   

[ClubWhatever 12304]

Maybe commitments aren’t for Jeremy. 

[Sgt Hulk 14438]

Maybe he goes to Oregon 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

So he went from guaranteed Michigan to probably Baylor to he gave silents to all 3 lulz. 

[Schulz2.0 29280]

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

So he went from guaranteed Michigan to probably Baylor to he gave silents to all 3 lulz. 

Patton doesn't seem to know what he really wants. Better hurry up and make a public commitment though!

[Angry Gorilla 1771]

Ugh..
 

[Reese Bennett 3663]

17 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Patton doesn't seem to know what he really wants. Better hurry up and make a public commitment though!

Surprised aggy is not in it, given Patton's fake quote about winning wars with aggy types. 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I can attest that two balls are better than one ball.

[Gil Bang 26238]

10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I'll chip in a couple of saggies. 

[The Beast 585]

11 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I can attest that two balls are better than one ball.

[NYBevo 1762]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18110]

31 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I think Brown and Patton are the defensive version of Hutson/Robertson, so I’m putting in an old man’s wrinkled ball for Patton to Texas. Hell, why not two balls.

I'd do the same, but my wife took mine long ago.

[Nope 3151]

So this is why Stewart likes Florida

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSAXzUHpL4w/?utm_medium=copy_link

[RollLeft 5090]

7 minutes ago, Nope said:

So this is why Stewart likes Florida

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSAXzUHpL4w/?utm_medium=copy_link

Wow.  Lol, that is terrible and hilarious.  Wonderful example of no rhythm.  

[WinningIsHard 4171]

25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'd do the same, but my wife took mine long ago.

TDIL Jesus has no balls and is married. 2021 has been a heart break of a year so far. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18110]

22 minutes ago, Nope said:

So this is why Stewart likes Florida

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CSAXzUHpL4w/?utm_medium=copy_link

That's painful to watch

[JesusSweatDuck 18110]

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

TDIL Jesus has no balls and is married. 2021 has been a heart break of a year so far. 

That Mary Magdalene is a real ball breaker

[UDontKnow 10572]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That Mary Magdalene is a real ball breaker

This is not surprising considering I was told she is a real hussy. I know it's in your nature to forgive, but you could do a lot better Jesus.

[futureman 22698]

46 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'd do the same, but my wife took mine long ago.

that makes sense. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This is not surprising considering I was told she is a real hussy. I know it's in your nature to forgive, but you could do a lot better Jesus.

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Are we waiting on Hayes Fawcett to finish Patton’s commitment edit? Let’s go! 

[TexasEx 1697]

He’s going to commit to all five and the real announcement will be on signing day. 

[Davis Lane 6005]

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

He’s going to commit to all five and the real announcement will be on signing day. 

Well that would be original.

[TexasEx 1697]

[salonghorn 216]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

He’s going to commit to all five and the real announcement will be on signing day. 

And he is going to show 5 commitment videos

[BurntOrange&White 41858]

Small school commitments are my favorite. It’s such a big deal for the kid, family, school, and community. 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

Somebody go look and see what colored balloons are tied to his horse, and report back.