Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Schulz2.0 29246]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm guessing that 4.82 40 for Jaylon Guilbeau is wrong? 

It was at the Alamodome. Everyone runs slow on that track.

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

But Guilbeau's 1st offer was aggy and Perroni says that's always a big deal with recruits.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

But Guilbeau's 1st offer was aggy and Perroni says that's always a big deal with recruits.

Aggy interest cooled when they saw the 4.82 and realized they don't know what to do with a DB that fast.

[FloridaHorn 4868]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Aggy interest cooled when they saw the 4.82 and realized they don't know what to do with a DB that fast.

Leon has an agreement that they will not recruit DBs faster than him.

[golfclap 6903]

From HammLite ::

That was from a very, very slow all American combine in San Antonio. I believe there were only two kids that ran under a 4.7. Guilbeau is definitely fast

[Harrison Stafford 3391]

Leon is slower than Stephen Hawking on a unicycle.

[Burt Macklin 19221]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

From HammLite ::

That was from a very, very slow all American combine in San Antonio. I believe there were only two kids that ran under a 4.7. Guilbeau is definitely fast

Why the fuck do they hold a national combine there if times run that slow? 

[Viper 12214]

Yeah I ran faster than that in highschool and I'm not even @closetojumping

[Dondrysdale1 379]

Is Guilbeau the only Fast 7 guy in the next class we are looking at?

[Fud 9707]

55 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Why the fuck do they hold a national combine there if times run that slow? 

The combine takes place the first week of January, and all of those prospects get new official times within the next month or two. The times aren't normally an issue in non-covid times. The times themselves shouldn't really be looked at, but positive outliers get noticed by everyone. 

Edits: cleaning up due to drinking

Edited August 26, 2020 by Fud

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13387]

3 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Leon is slower than Stephen Hawking on a unicycle.

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

[Junior Bonner 6554]

15 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 

What do I win?

Edited August 26, 2020 by Junior Bonner

[Harrison Stafford 3391]

14 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

You say that with such gravity.

[futureman 22673]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm guessing that 4.82 40 for Jaylon Guilbeau is wrong? 

it’s a camp time.  legit.  he’s a slow, low-ceiling kid.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13387]

32 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 

What do I win?

Please... I ate generic Cheerios the other morning.

[Dbeasy 15531]

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 
What do I win?

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

Given it's a Surly regular, are we sure it's not a properly used condom?

[irishtexan 11692]

Given it's a Surly regular, are we sure it's not a properly used condom?

Did it come from South Austin’s mom’s bedside wastebasket?

[Pato del Muerto 53354]

31 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

Panty. Ctj will be taking these here huggies and all the money in the register. 

Edited August 26, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[futureman 22673]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Panty. Ctj will be taking these here huggies and all the money in the register. 

not even close.  maybe you should watch the movie again. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9604]

Matthew Golden. WR, Klein Cain: Hamilton mentioned him as one of his favorite receivers in the state, and after watching his available film, he's going to be a very good get for whomever he slides to with the in-state crop being what it is.

Good Hands, tracks the ball well, really shifty in space. Runs a bit like Duvernay when he gets moving downhill. A decent route runner, but only has screens, posts, and verticals on tape really. They use him out of the wildcat, too. He's just not super fast. A 25.11 200m is the only verified time I can find, but it is from 2020 which isn't very encouraging. He really runs through contact well and a 400lb squat advertised on his Hudl profile is probably why. Listed at 5'11, 177, he's probably going to end up looking a lot like Duvernay. Without the track speed, obviously. 

https://247sports.com/Player/Matthew-Golden-46093611/

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11298734/5dd31588b53f360e50143c81

If he can add some junior production, I would expect his offer list to improve. Especially when teams start to miss on the Stewart/Burton/Winfield/Hudson group

Edited August 26, 2020 by Ricky's one-hitter

[RGBIII 23010]

 

[Reese Bennett 3660]

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

[HtownHorn 15243]

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

Yeah, hopefully the hurricane blows through quickly while exacting the least amount of damage possible. Can't imagine what the aftermath of Laura will be with the current pandemic.

[LTtxfan 49915]

3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

 

Damn Category 4 now... 🙏🙏🙏

 

[crash_davis 23465]

16 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

 

[golfclap 6903]

social media team killing it ::

 

[texifornia 58860]

8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

social media team killing it ::

 

45sec: oh my word we really are turning into Rutgers South

[Dbeasy 15531]

[futureman 22673]

perfect. 

[futureman 22673]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

45sec: oh my word we really are turning into Rutgers South

lulz

[KYHorn 17568]

[CoachTex 2657]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Son you got a panty on your head.

Edited August 26, 2020 by CoachTex

[texifornia 58860]

Roach with the "no shit" CB for Cooper to Stanford

[mr. sunshine 2852]

20 hours ago, futureman said:

not even close.  maybe you should watch the movie again. 

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

19 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Damn Category 4 now... 🙏🙏🙏

 

I can verify its very wet and windy in the path of this storm. 

[TankedBevo 2495]

12 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

[irishtexan 11692]

29 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

[Neonmoon 38130]

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

[futureman 22673]

cowards

[Beau Vine 55839]

15 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

HUH??

[futureman 22673]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

HUH??

sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

[futureman 22673]

52 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

you should watch better movies. 

[golfclap 6903]

you ate sand? 

[MuellerHorn 4609]

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

you ate sand? 

Futureman:

 

Edited August 27, 2020 by MuellerHorn

[NorLa Horns 1458]

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

you should watch better movies. 

You dont Rogan, bro?

[Getafix 29374]

4 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

 

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

 

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

 

16 minutes ago, golfclap said:

you ate sand? 

 

12 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Futureman:

 

 

8 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

You dont Rogan, bro?

 

[Getafix 29374]

 

 

Dripping with insider info, this.

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2890]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Dripping with insider info, this.