Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Schulz2.0 28861]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm guessing that 4.82 40 for Jaylon Guilbeau is wrong? 

It was at the Alamodome. Everyone runs slow on that track.

[Elmer_Fudd 22145]

But Guilbeau's 1st offer was aggy and Perroni says that's always a big deal with recruits.

[Gut Wagon 8054]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

But Guilbeau's 1st offer was aggy and Perroni says that's always a big deal with recruits.

Aggy interest cooled when they saw the 4.82 and realized they don't know what to do with a DB that fast.

[FloridaHorn 4735]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Aggy interest cooled when they saw the 4.82 and realized they don't know what to do with a DB that fast.

Leon has an agreement that they will not recruit DBs faster than him.

[golfclap 6903]

From HammLite ::

That was from a very, very slow all American combine in San Antonio. I believe there were only two kids that ran under a 4.7. Guilbeau is definitely fast

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

Leon is slower than Stephen Hawking on a unicycle.

[Burt Macklin 19000]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

From HammLite ::

That was from a very, very slow all American combine in San Antonio. I believe there were only two kids that ran under a 4.7. Guilbeau is definitely fast

Why the fuck do they hold a national combine there if times run that slow? 

[Viper 12035]

Yeah I ran faster than that in highschool and I'm not even @closetojumping

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Is Guilbeau the only Fast 7 guy in the next class we are looking at?

[Fud 9547]

55 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Why the fuck do they hold a national combine there if times run that slow? 

The combine takes place the first week of January, and all of those prospects get new official times within the next month or two. The times aren't normally an issue in non-covid times. The times themselves shouldn't really be looked at, but positive outliers get noticed by everyone. 

Edits: cleaning up due to drinking

Edited August 26, 2020 by Fud

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13069]

3 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Leon is slower than Stephen Hawking on a unicycle.

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

[Junior Bonner 6237]

15 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 

What do I win?

Edited August 26, 2020 by Junior Bonner

[Harrison Stafford 3327]

14 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Joke is on you. Stephen Hawking was moving around at warp speed while we communicated with his carbon based image.

You say that with such gravity.

[futureman 22435]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm guessing that 4.82 40 for Jaylon Guilbeau is wrong? 

it’s a camp time.  legit.  he’s a slow, low-ceiling kid.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13069]

32 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 

What do I win?

Please... I ate generic Cheerios the other morning.

[Dbeasy 15007]

Aha! The avatar gives it away.

Casual Encounter is a CTJ sock! 
What do I win?

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

[IDIOTsavant 8462]

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

Given it's a Surly regular, are we sure it's not a properly used condom?

[irishtexan 11458]

Given it's a Surly regular, are we sure it's not a properly used condom?

Did it come from South Austin’s mom’s bedside wastebasket?

[Pato del Muerto 52393]

31 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s not a sock. He’s wearing a sock. On his head.

Panty. Ctj will be taking these here huggies and all the money in the register. 

Edited August 26, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[futureman 22435]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Panty. Ctj will be taking these here huggies and all the money in the register. 

not even close.  maybe you should watch the movie again. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

Matthew Golden. WR, Klein Cain: Hamilton mentioned him as one of his favorite receivers in the state, and after watching his available film, he's going to be a very good get for whomever he slides to with the in-state crop being what it is.

Good Hands, tracks the ball well, really shifty in space. Runs a bit like Duvernay when he gets moving downhill. A decent route runner, but only has screens, posts, and verticals on tape really. They use him out of the wildcat, too. He's just not super fast. A 25.11 200m is the only verified time I can find, but it is from 2020 which isn't very encouraging. He really runs through contact well and a 400lb squat advertised on his Hudl profile is probably why. Listed at 5'11, 177, he's probably going to end up looking a lot like Duvernay. Without the track speed, obviously. 

https://247sports.com/Player/Matthew-Golden-46093611/

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/11298734/5dd31588b53f360e50143c81

If he can add some junior production, I would expect his offer list to improve. Especially when teams start to miss on the Stewart/Burton/Winfield/Hudson group

Edited August 26, 2020 by Ricky's one-hitter

[RGBIII 22798]

 

[Reese Bennett 3606]

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

[HtownHorn 14578]

11 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

Yeah, hopefully the hurricane blows through quickly while exacting the least amount of damage possible. Can't imagine what the aftermath of Laura will be with the current pandemic.

[LTtxfan 49059]

3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

He needs to commit within the next 30 minutes. Port Arthur seems like they are in for it. Again. Hoping everyone stays safe, especially our guys.

 

Damn Category 4 now... 🙏🙏🙏

 

[crash_davis 23090]

16 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

 

[golfclap 6903]

social media team killing it ::

 

[texifornia 56594]

8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

social media team killing it ::

 

45sec: oh my word we really are turning into Rutgers South

[Dbeasy 15007]

[futureman 22435]

perfect. 

[futureman 22435]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

45sec: oh my word we really are turning into Rutgers South

lulz

[KYHorn 16882]

[CoachTex 2623]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Son you got a panty on your head.

Edited August 26, 2020 by CoachTex

[texifornia 56594]

Roach with the "no shit" CB for Cooper to Stanford

[mr. sunshine 2824]

20 hours ago, futureman said:

not even close.  maybe you should watch the movie again. 

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

19 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Damn Category 4 now... 🙏🙏🙏

 

I can verify its very wet and windy in the path of this storm. 

[TankedBevo 2482]

12 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

[irishtexan 11458]

29 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

[Neonmoon 38127]

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

[futureman 22435]

cowards

[Beau Vine 54049]

15 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Word to the wise - don’t engage futureman in an argument over “Raising Arizona” quotes. Also he feels trapped in a man’s body 

HUH??

[futureman 22435]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

HUH??

sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

[futureman 22435]

52 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

you should watch better movies. 

[golfclap 6903]

you ate sand? 

[MuellerHorn 4202]

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

you ate sand? 

Futureman:

 

Edited August 27, 2020 by MuellerHorn

[NorLa Horns 1458]

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

you should watch better movies. 

You dont Rogan, bro?

[Getafix 28417]

4 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

Better yet, don't engage him at all. 

 

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Or even better, put him on ignore like everyone else

 

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yeah. I heard thats a common side affect of a female to male transition. 

Your doctor really should have warned you about that. 

 

16 minutes ago, golfclap said:

you ate sand? 

 

12 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Futureman:

 

 

8 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

You dont Rogan, bro?

 

[Getafix 28417]

 

 

Dripping with insider info, this.

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Dripping with insider info, this.