Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[texifornia 56,595]

https://247sports.com/Player/Kojo-Antwi-46099884/

Spoiler

Also, dammit Bama's edit is great:

 

Edited September 1, 2020 by texifornia

[texifornia 56,595]

Continuing the fun game of "who got the priority edit?"

https://247sports.com/Player/Laterrance-Welch-46101177/

[irishtexan 11,459]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol why am I not surprised that Bama has by far the most fans on facebook. 

only the olds are on facebook.

[Viper 12,038]

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

only the olds are on facebook.

[Hank_Hill 18,625]

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

only the olds are on facebook.

Exactly, when I think corona denying Karens spouting nonsense on Facebook I think roll tide.

[Gut Wagon 8,054]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Perhaps we have backed off Winfield after seeing Chance Jackson run out and ups?

Fat Chance

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

58 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

poor aggys

[billy_bats 168]

44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We need to think outside the box to holistically establish best practices to collaboratively orchestrate client-centric models.

[Gut Wagon 8,054]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

For Texas to exceed the combined followings of Penn State, Florida State and Auburn is pretty outrageous. For that matter, so is beating Ohio State and Oregon combined. 

[TommyGufano 6,021]

56 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

poor aggys

Well... if the list reflected weirdo aggies interacting with UT social media, they'd probably be top-5 for sure.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

Well... if the list reflected weirdo aggies interacting with UT social media, they'd probably be top-5 for sure.

Agreed, I wonder if they and OU realize that all of their trolling of our social media posts only helps us...

[texifornia 56,595]

https://247sports.com/Player/Nick-Evers-46097634/

[elguapo 4,583]

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Nick-Evers-46097634/

Great we mixed up Ewers offer with this guy

[texifornia 56,595]

 

[texifornia 56,595]

 

Edited September 1, 2020 by texifornia

[Pato del Muerto 52,397]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Nick-Evers-46097634/

He seems to know he’s a jag 

[RGBIII 22,798]

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Video still looks faster than aggys TE commit Garza

[texifornia 56,595]

wrong thread

Edited September 1, 2020 by texifornia

[Junior Bonner 6,237]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

https://247sports.com/Player/Nick-Evers-46097634/

He's no Reno Hightower, but he could be a good QB2 for this class....

[Foosters 17,768]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Kojo-Antwi-46099884/

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Also, dammit Bama's edit is great:

 

 

Roy?

[golfclap 6,903]

23 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

He's no Reno Hightower, but he could be a good QB2 for this class....

When he was a prick, Reno Hightower was the best damn quarterback in Kern County

[Nuge 1,965]

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Roy?

Katfid?

[closetohumping 17,413]

29 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

He's no Reno Hightower, but he could be a good QB2 for this class....

Saw Reno throw for 6 touchdowns vs Port Oconnor.

[TX SPLEEN 14]

21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Saw Reno throw for 6 touchdowns vs Port Oconnor.

Those damn white shoes!

[stork642 4,498]

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

 

Roy?

Katfid would not like delivering pizza to this guy.  Bad tipper.  

Edited September 2, 2020 by stork642

[Junior Bonner 6,237]

33 minutes ago, TX SPLEEN said:

Those damn white shoes!

 

[texifornia 56,595]

Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got

What the fuck is that Maserati in FSU's graphic? Feels like a white Italian sports car is much more of a Miami move.

Edited September 2, 2020 by texifornia

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,084]

Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got
What the fuck is that Maserati in FSU's graphic? Feels like a white Italian sports car is much more of a Miami move.

Compared to Memphis, Tallahassee is Miami

[MuellerHorn 4,202]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got

 

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

Edited September 2, 2020 by MuellerHorn

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

#EwersEffect

[Hank Scorpio 17,724]

We should be able to land a top 10 national recruit from Del Valle. It doesn’t look like we will right now, but come on, it’s fucking Del Valle. It’s like 15 min to the stadium. Get your shit together Herman. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,146]

We were one of this guys earliest offers and Bama' recently offered.

https://247sports.com/player/marquis-gracial-46102770/

[hornfromdallas 334]

26 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

bruh i an wheezing & crackling @ this @MuellerHorn post

[closetohumping 17,413]

37 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works 

[Bolero88 255]

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We were one of this guys earliest offers and Bama' recently offered.

https://247sports.com/player/marquis-gracial-46102770/

I hope we start recruiting in Missouri on a regular basis. They always have talent, and no dominant team in state.

[tokamak 6,353]

39 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

#EwersEffect

Not enough bracelets. Pass.

[tokamak 6,353]

42 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We should be able to land a top 10 national recruit from Del Valle. It doesn’t look like we will right now, but come on, it’s fucking Del Valle. It’s like 15 min to the stadium. Get your shit together Herman. 

I was going to counterpoint this with some examples of our bad losses over the years from the Austin area, but it's not as bad as I remembered. Garrett Wilson is the only one in recent years that really hurts. Elijah Higgins I guess, but he wasn't as highly regarded. JK Dobbins hurt too but at least you can't literally see downtown Austin from La Grange.

[Hank Scorpio 17,724]

Wilson doesn’t count because Lake Travis is not Austin and fuck them. Higgins doesn’t count because Stanford. 

[Getafix 28,436]

14 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Wilson doesn’t count because Lake Travis is not Austin and fuck them. Higgins doesn’t count because Stanford. 

 

This blend of Hank and Futureman is truly terrifying.  

Black hole meets antimatter.  

The survival of the Surl is in the balance.

Carl Sagan alone can save us.

Edited September 2, 2020 by Getafix
Black as in barbeque. Not Blank as in Planck.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

https://247sports.com/Player/Niuafe-Tuihalamaka-46079819/

Edited September 2, 2020 by Hiphopopotamos

[golfclap 6,903]

Orlando gonna be pissed. 

[texifornia 56,595]

Jarred Kerr picked up aggy, Florida and Notre Dame. Did he do some Stowers-style camp or something, that kid went from pretty much just Baylor to everyone in two days.

Edited September 2, 2020 by texifornia

[Getafix 28,436]

😞

[Ok. Caol Hook Em! 56]

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

😞

Where have I seen this before. 

[texifornia 56,595]

On 8/31/2020 at 6:30 PM, texifornia said:

Given his brother getting sterling culture fit/work ethic reviews, and Landon being superficially better in high school, I can't imagine them saying no.

oh hey

 

[SydneyCarton 47,936]

7 hours ago, tokamak said:

I was going to counterpoint this with some examples of our bad losses over the years from the Austin area, but it's not as bad as I remembered. Garrett Wilson is the only one in recent years that really hurts. Elijah Higgins I guess, but he wasn't as highly regarded. JK Dobbins hurt too but at least you can't literally see downtown Austin from La Grange.

Did you just say Higgins wasnt highly regarded? Too 100 players aren’t highly regarded to you? 

[SydneyCarton 47,936]

7 hours ago, golfclap said:

Orlando gonna be pissed. 

Please. That morherfucker isn’t going to know Jack shit, it’s recruiting. 

[LTtxfan 49,062]

10 hours ago, Getafix said:

This blend of Hank and Futureman is truly terrifying.  Black hole meets antimatter.  The survival of the Surl is in the balance.

Carl Sagan alone can save us.

Or maybe Neil...

 

Edited September 2, 2020 by LTtxfan

[closetohumping 17,413]

10 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Wilson doesn’t count because Lake Travis is not Austin and fuck them. Higgins doesn’t count because Stanford. 

Wilson lived in Ohio too

[Hank_Hill 18,625]

Remember that time Garret Fuckface Wilson trashed Texas on his way to a school that probably won’t play football this year. I member.