Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[BornAndRaised 12281]

He told the coaches 2 weeks ago, and will be an early enrollee.

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

In case anyone doesn't see how stupid recruiting sites are in general, he told the staff two weeks ago and they have been making shit up and changing their minds on a daily basis. UT staff was smart to not say anything so they didn't know, but they just make shit up as they go along.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

[Effyourcouch 125]

He has a 375lb bench...holy moly!

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Damn we got him

 

[Effyourcouch 125]

No. 1 recruiting class in the SEC

[fellside 1113]

He sounds like the kind of kid who won't transfer since he really wants that Texas degree.

[BornAndRaised 12281]

In-case anyone missed it.

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Great get. This D line is salty. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Huckleberry 32851]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Wait, head coaches are allowed to put forth at least minimal effort in recruiting throughout the entire process?

[Burntcowboy 1845]

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Lonestar88 4653]

For texifornia 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Very rude of the elder Finkley to sleep through his son's commitment

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That’s a grown ass man. That’s the kind that wins championships. We cookin with grease now boys.

[Rivers 80]

Fuck Ya! Big get for Texas!

[ClubWhatever 12128]

Mom is a doctor too?  Let me get this rock off of me. 

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

For texifornia 

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

[HenryJames 66041]

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Great get. This D line is salty. 

And a bit ashy.

[texifornia 56901]

1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

It honestly might be his best work

[BornAndRaised 12281]

When do we get screenshots of the aggie board saying "he didnt have a commitable bama offer"?

[BornAndRaised 12281]

This is a cool one. I love seeing the parents be as excited for the kid as the kid is.

[westexhorn 2015]

Look at us cherry picking D linemen from Alabama, Louisiana and Mississipi

[HtownHorn 14676]

4 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

Old south end zone. It's shit.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Huckleberry 32851]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

This is a cool one. I love seeing the parents be as excited for the kid as the kid is.

It's definitely reassuring to see the two Ed.D. parents that pumped up and both of them nodding their heads when the recruit talks about academics.

[TenCarryTom 398]

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

[billfromlaketravis 11450]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

We truly are SEC now. 

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

Can we get an article on how we went straight into the heart of SEC SEC territory, stood toe to toe with bama and LSU in a heavyweight match, and came out victorious.


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[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Just now, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[UTEE97 3518]

This has been the most exciting start of a season in a long time. 

[westexhorn 2015]

7 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

We still need O linemen.  Hopefully we get 2 stud tackles.

 

[gmr548 16576]

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

And still no tackles lol

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

8 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

 

Yup. Remember the weeping gleets who said that Sark can't close?   I do. Luckily, they're right here on this thread for us to laugh at.  

[TexasRenegade 2435]

24 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

No. 1 recruiting class in the SEC

Just wait until A&M signs like all 6 5* dlinemen they are chasing and believe they will get............

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

[Okcool 786]

[Atticus 3973]

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

[UTEE97 3518]

I could live with Devon Campbell and Evan Stewart being our next two commits. 

[D3zii 3677]

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

That’s what I’m thinking. We win on the field with a hot recruiting trail, recruits have no choice but to take notice, even the committed ones 

[RGBIII 22840]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Technically I started the series on Saturday and there's been 2, so I'm pretty quick and you're just a damn thief, sir. 

But technically Ketch is the one that called me and my ideas tacky in the first place so we are in a sort of chicken and the egg situation currently

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Is this real life

[Thiefery 4995]

12 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

<cough> Bryce Anderson, Denver Harris <cough>

Edited September 9, 2021 by Thiefery
Anderson not Thompson smh

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

This should hopefully help us with DB recruiting too

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I could live with Devon Campbell and Evan Stewart being our next two commits. 

I could live with it being Arch