Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[BornAndRaised 12223]

He told the coaches 2 weeks ago, and will be an early enrollee.

[Dr. Teeth 5824]

In case anyone doesn't see how stupid recruiting sites are in general, he told the staff two weeks ago and they have been making shit up and changing their minds on a daily basis. UT staff was smart to not say anything so they didn't know, but they just make shit up as they go along.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

[Effyourcouch 125]

He has a 375lb bench...holy moly!

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Damn we got him

 

[Effyourcouch 125]

No. 1 recruiting class in the SEC

[fellside 1076]

He sounds like the kind of kid who won't transfer since he really wants that Texas degree.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

In-case anyone missed it.

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Great get. This D line is salty. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Huckleberry 32694]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Wait, head coaches are allowed to put forth at least minimal effort in recruiting throughout the entire process?

[Burntcowboy 1845]

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Lonestar88 4585]

For texifornia 

[Big Woodrows 4195]

2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Very rude of the elder Finkley to sleep through his son's commitment

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That’s a grown ass man. That’s the kind that wins championships. We cookin with grease now boys.

[Rivers 80]

Fuck Ya! Big get for Texas!

[ClubWhatever 12086]

Mom is a doctor too?  Let me get this rock off of me. 

[Mason Ramsey 3371]

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

For texifornia 

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

[HenryJames 65884]

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Great get. This D line is salty. 

And a bit ashy.

[texifornia 56479]

1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

It honestly might be his best work

[BornAndRaised 12223]

When do we get screenshots of the aggie board saying "he didnt have a commitable bama offer"?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

This is a cool one. I love seeing the parents be as excited for the kid as the kid is.

[westexhorn 2006]

Look at us cherry picking D linemen from Alabama, Louisiana and Mississipi

[HtownHorn 14468]

4 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

C'mon @texifornia... that's pretty cool man, admit it

Old south end zone. It's shit.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Huckleberry 32694]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

This is a cool one. I love seeing the parents be as excited for the kid as the kid is.

It's definitely reassuring to see the two Ed.D. parents that pumped up and both of them nodding their heads when the recruit talks about academics.

[TenCarryTom 398]

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

We truly are SEC now. 

[NOOBSDUDE 583]

Can we get an article on how we went straight into the heart of SEC SEC territory, stood toe to toe with bama and LSU in a heavyweight match, and came out victorious.


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[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Just now, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

[UTEE97 3429]

This has been the most exciting start of a season in a long time. 

[westexhorn 2006]

7 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

We still need O linemen.  Hopefully we get 2 stud tackles.

 

[gmr548 16482]

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

And still no tackles lol

[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

8 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Remember the massive meltdown when Banks committed to Oregon? Well now we have the #3 class in the nation. 

 

Yup. Remember the weeping gleets who said that Sark can't close?   I do. Luckily, they're right here on this thread for us to laugh at.  

[TexasRenegade 2391]

24 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

No. 1 recruiting class in the SEC

Just wait until A&M signs like all 6 5* dlinemen they are chasing and believe they will get............

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

[Okcool 782]

[Atticus 3920]

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

[UTEE97 3429]

I could live with Devon Campbell and Evan Stewart being our next two commits. 

[D3zii 3641]

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

That’s what I’m thinking. We win on the field with a hot recruiting trail, recruits have no choice but to take notice, even the committed ones 

[RGBIII 22798]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Technically I started the series on Saturday and there's been 2, so I'm pretty quick and you're just a damn thief, sir. 

But technically Ketch is the one that called me and my ideas tacky in the first place so we are in a sort of chicken and the egg situation currently

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Is this real life

[Thiefery 4964]

12 minutes ago, Atticus said:

This recruiting will also make it easier to flip the ones who were worried about the quality of players in their class.

<cough> Bryce Anderson, Denver Harris <cough>

Edited September 9, 2021 by Thiefery
Anderson not Thompson smh

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

This should hopefully help us with DB recruiting too

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I could live with Devon Campbell and Evan Stewart being our next two commits. 

I could live with it being Arch