Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Viper 12,221]

30 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

TFB is still adamant a top 2 is coming soon for Denver Harris, and that it will be LSU and Bama. 

here what was actually said seems to be trying to make it a thing

 

 

here's nahlin's response

[UDontKnow 10,572]

6 minutes ago, Viper said:

here what was actually said seems to be trying to make it a thing

 

 

here's nahlin's response

 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,606]

From following recruiting enough….the TFB guys aren’t wrong very often.  But I also think that if Texas keeps winning, it will make it hard for DH to say no to staying in Texas.  No shame in losing a recruit to Bama though.  
 

…..except for the Brocks….they can fuck right off

[Barbacoa 1,934]

Texas is 100% still in the Harris recruitment. He's giving us pretty much every chance we could ask for to land his signature. I'd go as far to say that assuming we are as competitive as Bama the rest of the way in before he decides, I like our chances more than anyone else's. 

[Satoshi 129]

39 minutes ago, Viper said:

here what was actually said seems to be trying to make it a thing

 

 

here's nahlin's response

I see Nahlin has shaken off any humility that the Kelvin Banks fiasco should’ve produced. 
 

Sounds like he’s relying on one of his top “sources in the recruitment” again. Hopefully it’s not another uncle that’s actually out of the loop. 

[Vertigo 20,502]

11 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

I see Nahlin has shaken off any humility that the Kelvin Banks fiasco should’ve produced. 
 

Sounds like he’s relying on one of his top “sources in the recruitment” again. Hopefully it’s not another uncle that’s actually out of the loop. 

Crystal Balls on the table. 

[tokamak 6,687]

Nahlin/IT have been absolutely crushing it this cycle. Let's hear them out.

[Fondren & Main 6,905]

We keep winning and L$U keeps looking like shit I'd think we'd get all the NS kids we want.

[Longhornlove 5,229]

7 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Nahlin/IT have been absolutely crushing it this cycle. Let's hear them out.

[Pato del Muerto 53,607]

17 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We keep winning and L$U keeps looking like shit I'd think we'd get all the NS kids we want.

Does their money not spend as well of their record is poor?

[closetohumping 17,832]

43 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

I see Nahlin has shaken off any humility that the Kelvin Banks fiasco should’ve produced. 
 

Sounds like he’s relying on one of his top “sources in the recruitment” again. Hopefully it’s not another uncle that’s actually out of the loop. 

That’s just not his thing 

[texifornia 59,085]

21 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Nahlin/IT have been absolutely crushing it this cycle. Let's hear them out.

This man's faculties are far more than surface level, I'll tell you what.

[closetohumping 17,832]

22 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Nahlin/IT have been absolutely crushing it this cycle. Let's hear them out.

No need to be mean about it bro

[ousux 5,649]

You want a job Nu-Nu?

Who cares, give him one. We need more players like his son and less coddled suburban kids.

[texifornia 59,085]

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

You want a job Nu-Nu?

Who cares, give him one. We need more players like his son and less coddled suburban kids.

I appreciate Marcus' effort blocking, but has his Texas career really stood out to you as "damn I need me some more of that"?

[HtownHorn 15,235]

LSU is a lot like Texas right now. Got blown out on the road against a ranked team where both sides of the LOS were a mess. Texas has the better offense, while LSU has the better defense. I think the jury is out on both teams right now. There is a good chance LSU looks like shit now that they are getting into the meat of their conference schedule, same as Texas.

LSU was 15-0 2 years ago, so I can see why Harris would have them near the top. Of course, LSU now has to face 6 teams are a combined 21-2 so far while outscoring their opponents by a combined 529 points.

[Fondren & Main 6,905]

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does their money not spend as well of their record is poor?

They've always been our main competition for NS kids.  Jimbo fucked the Banks recruitment and Evans is a retard.  Only reason both are at TCU right now.

[ousux 5,649]

I appreciate Marcus' effort blocking, but has his Texas career really stood out to you as "damn I need me some more of that"?

You know what I mean, dont be daft

[texifornia 59,085]

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

 Jimbo fucked the Banks recruitment

Dude enrolled at A&M. Jimbo fucked the Banks being-on-the-team experience.

[Barbacoa 1,934]

I'll be shocked if LSU is a big factor in Harris recruitment. They've had some interesting tactics in that recruitment that I can't imagine have worked out that well. 

[HtownHorn 15,235]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I appreciate Marcus' effort blocking, but has his Texas career really stood out to you as "damn I need me some more of that"?

Can we really hold the Herman years against him? He's been a plus for Texas this season, and is one stumble from having the longest completed catch on the season. Eventually some team is going to somewhat contain the running game, and Thompson will have to air it out 35+ times. Hopefully the WRs can step up.

[Vertigo 20,502]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I appreciate Marcus' effort blocking, but has his Texas career really stood out to you as "damn I need me some more of that"?

I will tell you the one thing I appreciate about Marcus is that he has doubled down on his effort even though he had a tough last year and spring with drops and mental errors. Now he is contributing and making a difference in games, even though it may not be with big splash plays. Many kids would portal if they ran into that kind of adversity. 

[Red Five 41,793]

18 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and is one stumble from having the longest completed catch on the season.

Well now to be fair, he would have had to actually catch the ball. Which has been an issue. 

[futureman 22,721]

2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

I'd go as far to say that assuming we are as competitive as Bama the rest of the way in before he decides, I like our chances more than anyone else's. 

as competitive as bama where? on the field?

[Tex-19 3,013]

3 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Texas is 100% still in the Harris recruitment. He's giving us pretty much every chance we could ask for to land his signature. I'd go as far to say that assuming we are as competitive as Bama the rest of the way in before he decides, I like our chances more than anyone else's. 

And when was the last time this happened?

[Fondren & Main 6,905]

7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

And when was the last time this happened?

We should be 7-0 all time against the cocksuckers.

[Tex-19 3,013]

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

We should be 7-0 all time against the cocksuckers.

I don't think he's talking about on-field competitiveness..

[mr. sunshine 2,862]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

as competitive as bama where? on the field?

Yes as in purple hulled pea production 

[Cacti 191]

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oregon is doing exactly what and how we thought our NIL should be performed. They will be a force moving forward especially with the digital era bagmen. They're the model/future of what NIL/pre NILL should be.

Due to NIL, mega-donors such as Knight can now step out of the shadows and openly facilitate paying players. Just think of the potential at Arkansas if the Walton clan or Jerry Jones were inclined to do the same.  

[Darth Tron 1,166]

26 minutes ago, Cacti said:

Due to NIL, mega-donors such as Knight can now step out of the shadows and openly facilitate paying players. Just think of the potential at Arkansas if the Walton clan or Jerry Jones were inclined to do the same.  

I’m loving the idea of a bunch of inbred pig fuckers cheering for a Wal-Mart Arkansas team.  Just perfect.

Edited October 1, 2021 by Darth Tron

[maninblack 7,975]

 

[Mdhorn 6,166]

1 hour ago, Cacti said:

Due to NIL, mega-donors such as Knight can now step out of the shadows and openly facilitate paying players. Just think of the potential at Arkansas if the Walton clan or Jerry Jones were inclined to do the same.  

Jerry already owns a team.

[Longhornlove 5,229]

16 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

I’m loving the idea of a bunch of inbred pig fuckers cheering for a Wal-Mart Arkansas team.  Just perfect.

 

Edited October 2, 2021 by Longhornlove
So more people don't get confused about my intention of the post. I was in no way shape or form intended to be political or race based. It was based solely on the fact that Walmart buys a lot of their products from China. I do apologize for any confusion.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,440]

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

IF Walmart starts buying player for Arkansas, they would be all Chinese right? Thought Walmart purchased everything in China? Do they play football in China?

If China wants football players, they’ll grow football players.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,037]

 

[Eggo 4,026]

3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

IF Walmart starts buying player for Arkansas, they would be all Chinese right? Thought Walmart purchased everything in China? Do they play football in China?

Dipshit of the Night post

[Longhornlove 5,229]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Dipshit of the Night post

I'm not sorry my sense of humor offends you.

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

10 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

IF Walmart starts buying player for Arkansas, they would be all Chinese right? Thought Walmart purchased everything in China? Do they play football in China?

[NoName 17,202]

11 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

IF Walmart starts buying player for Arkansas, they would be all Chinese right? Thought Walmart purchased everything in China? Do they play football in China?

This isn't the cloak room, moron.

[NoName 17,202]

8 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I'm not sorry my sense of humor offends you.

It doesn't offend people, it just isn't funny.

[texifornia 59,085]

21 minutes ago, NoName said:

It doesn't offend people, it just isn't funny.

Yeah this isn't a CR issue, it's a joke comprehensively bombing issue.

[BurntOrange&White 42,020]

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah this isn't a CR issue, it's a joke comprehensively bombing issue.

Both?

[Leanderman 2,382]

Just get Red to park a few F-350's in front of Sarks Office

[futureman 22,721]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

It doesn't offend people, it just isn't funny.

it offended you, fragile bitch. 

[Newy25 7,954]

13 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

IF Walmart starts buying player for Arkansas, they would be all Chinese right? Thought Walmart purchased everything in China? Do they play football in China?

That’s just, wow. I hope this handle is some sort of parody account. 

[futureman 22,721]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That’s just, wow. I hope this handle is some sort of parody account. 

let’s keep talking about it. 

[LebongJames 1,930]

54 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just get Red to park a few F-350's in front of Sarks Office

That’s our entire problem. There are no F-250s to give out. Fucking supply chain killing recruiting.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,919]

10 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

That’s our entire problem. There are no F-250s to give out. Fucking supply chain killing recruiting.

Give them the toy model with its box stuffed with cash … problem solved.

[Barbacoa 1,934]

17 hours ago, futureman said:

as competitive as bama where? on the field?

Off the field.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,037]

Roach said some big time prospects were in attendance today in Fort Worth.

Edited October 2, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd