Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[irishtexan 11518]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

He's a soph.  The two guys ahead of him, Olave and Wilson (and they're not ahead by that much) are expected, per multiple draft boards, to go in the first 20 picks of the draft. 

 

 

but maybe he realized columbus sucks balls?

[BERT 4358]

On 10/6/2021 at 9:31 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gonna have to ask you sternly to stop using my name, image and likeness

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

Gonna have to ask you sternly to stop using my name, image and likeness

Do you have a patent, sir?

[williemackgarza 1826]

For future commit Jaleel Skinner. Welcome, buddy. 

Who dat 5*ass?

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

6 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Who dat 5*ass?

Are you asking about the pic or A&M players this year?

[Thiefery 4995]

2 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Nah this game means a lot. If we win Saturday that sets up a potential top 10 matchup night game vs Oklahoma state @DKR with arch manning and others on official visits 

Not to piss in your cheerios, but if we win kickoff will be at 11 am in Austin for osu.  No way Fox passes up a  15th ranked or so UT vs a 12th ranked osu.

[Gil Bang 25944]

Keep that 11 AM shit coming.   It's exactly what we need right now, especially for home games.  

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Jaleel Skinner has told 3 teams tonight that he’s committing to them tomorrow. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

When does Skinner commit to 3 teams

[CoachTex 2623]

Tuesday.  It's always Tuesday. 

[trythisathome 971]

https://twitter.com/texcrystal_ball/status/1446463495311081476?s=20

 

lol A 1 confidence CB. No one knows anything on this one 

[futureman 22453]

10 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

For future commit Jaleel Skinner. Welcome, buddy. 

I need a name. 

[UncleBuck 6453]

10 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

But, I understand context is always a challenge for you.

I don't think it's his understanding of context that's the issue here, as much as you maybe not having your sarcasm/bullshittin' detector fired up. Half of his reply was about his nipples being hard, ffs.

Don't come in here all sour, fucking shit up. We're trying to get to 1k!

Edited October 8, 2021 by UncleBuck

[Bevo14 8304]

7 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

https://twitter.com/texcrystal_ball/status/1446463495311081476?s=20

 

lol A 1 confidence CB. No one knows anything on this one 

Bama guy just put in a 7 CB for Bama, not that he necessarily knows anything either.

Edited October 8, 2021 by Bevo14

[stork642 4498]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I need a name. 

Bob.  

[Thiefery 4995]

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Bama guy just put in a 7 CB for Bama, not that he necessarily knows anything either.

if it's hank south.. then its over he usually has an in when it comes to Bama targets

[Bevo14 8304]

10 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

if it's hank south.. then its over he usually has an in when it comes to Bama targets

it is

EDIT: Looks like the other bama guy expected South to put in a CB yesterday. He basically admitted nobody knew shit yesterday but maybe something changed this morning. Or not. I don't know. Situation is pee etc.

Edited October 8, 2021 by Bevo14

[BornAndRaised 12281]

Not to try to delude myself too much, but if he told 3 schools he's commiting to them, I don't think any kind of crystal ball matters until there is a hat on his head.

[UncleBuck 6453]

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

if it's hank south.. then its over he usually has an in when it comes to Bama targets

Overall agree..... but hypothetically, if he's fucking with our coaches, who's Hank South to not also get fucked with in this situation?

[Hornlover 8830]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

I need a name. 

Carlye Denise. 

Spoiler

You'd probably have luck finding this with a search for "Curvy blonde MILF babe Carlye Denis looks hot in lingerie" 

 

[immamac 42839]

Today is Jaleel Skinner day. Alabama doesn't have burnt ends. 

[GTNY 284]

11 hours ago, TenCarryTom said:

I’m not one of those people that are saying that if we lose this week it will make or break Sarks time here but if we win this week I believe we will have enough momentum that the flood gates will start to open in recruiting. 

Agree but only if we win next week too

[Bevoball 184]

Skinner would be a great get, but if we don't get him we should be okay without a TE in this class after taking 3 last class.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

Just now, Bevoball said:

Skinner would be a great get, but if we don't get him we should be okay without a TE in this class after taking 3 last class.

Yea, one less burnt mouth to feed.

[LebongJames 1801]

1 minute ago, Bevoball said:

Skinner would be a great get, but if we don't get him we should be okay without a TE in this class after taking 3 last class.

Excellent fresh take.

[Junior Bonner 6248]

5 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Excellent fresh take.

BuT wE tOok ThReE lAsT yEaR… 

[Bevoball 184]

9 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Excellent fresh take.

Look, I'm pretty sure no-one has had this line of thought.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I'm always looking for ways to use that line and you nailed it. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

I haven't kept up with Sanders that closely, but is he still working at TE? Monster potential there, assuming he gets the blocking part figured out. 

[6th Street 6392]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I haven't kept up with Sanders that closely, but is he still working at TE? Monster potential there, assuming he gets the blocking part figured out. 

He could easily solve our pass rush issues if he moved to DE. So frustrating 

[Davis Lane 5581]

38 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Carlye Denise. 

 

[futureman 22453]

45 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He could easily solve our pass rush issues if he moved to DE. So frustrating 

easily!!!!1!11!!!

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Winfield is on decommit watch. Scrubbed Texas stuff from his Twitter bio and unliked pro Texas tweets.

Edited October 8, 2021 by RaysBoomBoomRoom

[texifornia 56911]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Winfield is on decommit watch. Scrubbed Texas stuff from his Twitter bio and unliked pro Texas tweets.

Have fun in East Lansing, bud. Have to wonder how much we've really been after him this year... dude's barely come up at all, and hasn't exactly set the world on fire on the field.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Just now, texifornia said:

Have fun in East Lansing, bud. Have to wonder how much we've really been after him this year... dude's barely come up at all, and hasn't exactly set the world on fire on the field.

I bet we go all in on Thompson and Stewart and go portaling for another 

[Mason Ramsey 3373]

5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Winfield is on decommit watch. Scrubbed Texas stuff from his Twitter bio and unliked pro Texas tweets.

This is still his pinned tweet 

 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I bet we go all in on Thompson and Stewart and go portaling for another 

We need to take more than 2 WRs. We only took 2 guys last year that are likely to contribute. So we either need 3-4 HS guys or supplement with transfers with 3+ years remaining. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Have fun in East Lansing, bud. Have to wonder how much we've really been after him this year... dude's barely come up at all, and hasn't exactly set the world on fire on the field.

I think he was being processed. 

[Bevo 13576]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

We need to take more than 2 WRs. We only took 2 guys last year that are likely to contribute. So we either need 3-4 HS guys or supplement with transfers with 3+ years remaining. 

Yeah, but Sark thinks we have too many bodies (ie. Jags) so, I don't think we will reach.

[Junior Bonner 6248]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think he was being processed. 

Based on? Just asking…

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

We need to take more than 2 WRs. We only took 2 guys last year that are likely to contribute. So we either need 3-4 HS guys or supplement with transfers with 3+ years remaining. 

Preston/Hudson/Stewart combination with Thompson already in. 
 

Maybe we luck out and get Skinner despite all the CB’s to Bama and what CTJ has said. Skinner isn’t a true TE or receiver but he’s that Kyle Pitts mold. 
 

as a poster earlier said we have too many bodies. They want to thin that room out a lot. We won’t reach on guys at that position and I think we look to portal for 1 more difference maker who can come in immediately 

Edited October 8, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Based on? Just asking…

Just a guess. He doesn’t fit the mold of receiver it seems like our coaches want. Seems like we haven’t gone all out in communication and etc 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

I don't think it's his understanding of context that's the issue here, as much as you maybe not having your sarcasm/bullshittin' detector fired up. Half of his reply was about his nipples being hard, ffs.

Don't come in here all sour, fucking shit up. We're trying to get to 1k!

I don’t think you realize how counter productive your advice in the second paragraph would be if we all listened.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Winfield is on decommit watch. Scrubbed Texas stuff from his Twitter bio and unliked pro Texas tweets.

[texifornia 56911]

On 10/5/2021 at 6:52 AM, Burntcowboy said:

This guy is now available. He has some Longhorn followers 

 

 

[UncleBuck 6453]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I don’t think you realize how counter productive your advice in the second paragraph would be if we all listened.

Yep, I'm sure of it: it's the detector.

[Hornlover 8830]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I'm sick and fucking tired of losing to Purdue

[George Clooney 378]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Have fun in East Lansing, bud. Have to wonder how much we've really been after him this year... dude's barely come up at all, and hasn't exactly set the world on fire on the field.

East Lansing sucks but Tucker is emphasizing receivers in a way Dantonio refused to even consider. Jayden Reed and Speedy Nailor are legitimate weapons. I think he’s good but it’s clear that he hears from Courtney Hawkins every day while he hears from Coleman much less often. This makes sense for him unlike Landon Samson bizarrely choosing to play in South Carolina’s offense.

[George Clooney 378]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Very good choice. Brohm will get you the ball early and often if you deserve it unlike the receivers in Ludwig’s shitty offense at Utah.

[texifornia 56911]

2 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

East Lansing sucks but Tucker is emphasizing receivers in a way Dantonio refused to even consider. Jayden Reed and Speedy Nailor are legitimate weapons. I think he’s good but it’s clear that he hears from Courtney Hawkins every day while he hears from Coleman much less often. This makes sense for him unlike Landon Samson bizarrely choosing to play in South Carolina’s offense.

I think Tucker is good, and have a soft spot for Sparty as a whole, but he's got every marker of a guy getting softly let go from the class.