Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Big Woodrows 4195]

9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Are you saying this because a random poster on IT's prospect thread said 247 reported Campbell wouldn't make it in and then a few posts later said it was actually Banks and not Campbell?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Walte464 450]

Arch

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Arch

He looks just like Xavier Worthy

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Rueben Owens last night 20 carries 342 yards 5 touchdowns. I haven’t checked season stats lately but I would just guess they are pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[SarksJuggs 1106]

As a Broncos fan, it’s going to be so fuckin cool to have a Manning in burnt Orange.

[irishtexan 11445]

I know we aren’t supposed to tweet recruits, but I think it would be hilarious to tweet Banks a classic Steve Miller tune and I wish I wasn’t above it but I am a cunt.

You want to tweet a Steve Miller tune to a recruit? That’s fucking weird.

[cafe society 2840]

I'm as excited about Arch and The Black Unicorn as anyone, but you do realize they are in the class of '23?

[Fondren & Main 6667]

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

You want to tweet a Steve Miller tune to a recruit? That’s fucking weird.

I should stay off the internet while drinking.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

19 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I'm as excited about Arch and The Black Unicorn as anyone, but you do realize they are in the class of '23?

Damnit my bad. I saw the Arch posts above me and thought I was in ‘23 thread. I’ve been bouncing back and forth. I’m a dumbass.

[mantis toboggan 847]

24 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Damnit my bad. I saw the Arch posts above me and thought I was in ‘23 thread. I’ve been bouncing back and forth. I’m a dumbass.

You use to be a dumbass. You still are , but you use to, too. 

Edited October 16, 2021 by mantis toboggan

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Not a big x and o guy but is it possible pk plays his dbs back because his safeties aren't good? If so does that mean Allen can come in and start right away? 

[Mo Horn 8807]

 Of course lsu decided to wake up from their coma, just as their recruits were questioning the future

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

You use to be a dumbass. You still are , but you use to, too. 

use to, eh?

[futureman 22415]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Of course lsu decided to wake up from their coma, just as their recruits were questioning the future

yeah but at least aggy looks terrible on the road. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

So much for our big recruiting weekend, for the 2nd week in a row. They're all going to start bailing. Not seeing anything different than has been going on for the last 8 to 10 years

[futureman 22415]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So much for our big recruiting weekend, for the 2nd week in a row. They're all going to start bailing. Not seeing anything different than has been going on for the last 8 to 10 years

get fucked, loser. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

get fucked, loser. 

Tell me how I'm wrong? Call me all the names you want, but explain to me how it's not the truth. 

[satyanash 14281]

1 total yard on offense in the 4th quarter. Awful showcase for recruits.

Edited October 16, 2021 by satyanash

[texifornia 56513]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

1 total yard on offense in the 4th quarter. Awful showcase for recruits.

How hard are you right now?

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Yeah we done for 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Lmfao 2 weeks in a row of the same little dick spineless bullshit that is Texas football 

[RichUT 1791]

We’re pretty fucked.

Feel free to use that as the new thread title, btw.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

1 total yard on offense in the 4th quarter. Awful showcase for recruits.

Goodbye Stewart. I'm wondering did Sark think this was a guaranteed win? 

[TexasRenegade 2391]

Well I got nothing for today.

 

I'm out.

[Octavian 1025]

Should just change the motto to All Gas; All Brakes

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Goodbye Stewart. I'm wondering did Sark think this was a guaranteed win? 

"Come to Texas where you only have to play the first half!" 

[Duane Moore 5236]

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Time to head in over to the 2023 thread why the fuck would anyone come to this dumpster fire 

[Mo Horn 8807]

 

[Tex-19 2869]

What a time to shit the bed. Biggest recruiting weekend of the year and we play our 2nd worst game. Brutal.

@Barbacoa how fucked are we for Stewart now?

[squeegeedegg 723]

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Not a big x and o guy but is it possible pk plays his dbs back because his safeties aren't good? If so does that mean Allen can come in and start right away? 

This is exactly why.  The entire room has no one you can count on, so the only choice is to play back

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

You doing @texifornia's job now? This tweet is only half accurate.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

How does he pitch to the recruits after this back to back choke? If I'm this staff I spend a lot of time with the committed players before they jump ship

[Hank_Hill 18488]

Time to buy some Oline. They get absolutely fucked/gassed after the half and our offense turns to shit. We cannot build on this.

[Newy25 7638]

In our biggest recruiting weekend of the year, we decide to put on one of the most pathetic coaching displays I have ever seen from Texas coaches. PK’s fourth quarter calls are a fireable offense and I’m not sure Sark’s fourth quarter play calling was much better. I’m just glad we are not going to be in the SEC next year with this coaching staff. 

My last hope is all of the recruits watching today are not concerned about how badly this team is coached and are more attracted to the city and the campus. That’s all I have left for this staff. Blind luck to land elite talent to overcome this mess. 
 

[squeegeedegg 723]

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How does he pitch to the recruits after this back to back choke? If I'm this staff I spend a lot of time with the committed players before they jump ship

I would've been pulling a Grinch as soon as I got off the plane, if I were Sark and PK

[Atticus 3922]

This was a high leverage situation and we just went bust. Gotta change the pitch now.

Fucking Casey and that pick 6 turned the entire momentum.

[Bigbend1812 12886]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Or Sark spins it as a come and play early strategery! 

 

[Nope 3111]

Probably a good time to retire the whole all gas no brakes pitch

[The Beast 584]

Thinking we may need to evaluate our strength and CONDITIONING coaches.

[Hank_Hill 18488]

4 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Thinking we may need to evaluate our strength and CONDITIONING coaches.

You mean Cal guy wasn’t a sleeper?

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Gentlemen I think it may be time to get ready to lose Campbell. This one will hurt considering he was thought of as a heavy Texas lean. Midway through the season and absolutely 0 improvement from this line. 

[NoName 16293]

[Tex-19 2869]

28 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How does he pitch to the recruits after this back to back choke? If I'm this staff I spend a lot of time with the committed players before they jump ship

The way we lost both is tough especially in back to back weeks, but the spin job is: "First year head coaches almost never win more than 8 games (look at Saban, Kirby, Franklin, Jimbo, Dabo, etc) and look how close we are already - we should've beat two top 10 teams (OSU likely top 10 next week) even with a roster that doesn't fit our schemes." Plus continue to hamme early playing time etc.

I'm not saying that will necessarily work, but it's not a totally crazy point. Idk what you say about the offense sucking balls other than "OSU has a good D and it was one bad game" (sorta fair). 

[Newy25 7638]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

The way we lost both is tough especially in back to back weeks, but the spin job is: "First year head coaches almost never win more than 8 games (look at Saban, Kirby, Franklin, Jimbo, Dabo, etc) and look how close we are already - we should've beat two top 10 teams (OSU likely top 10 next week) even with a roster that doesn't fit our schemes." Plus continue to hamme early playing time etc.

I'm not saying that will necessarily work, but it's not a totally crazy point. Idk what you say about the offense sucking balls other than "OSU has a good D and it was one bad game" (sorta fair). 

It’s not just one bad game, is the issue. So that’s not “sorta fair”. 

[Tex-19 2869]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

It’s not just one bad game, is the issue. So that’s not “sorta fair”. 

Meh they were not the problem vs OU. They scored 48 points. They sucked against Ark but that was really Card not being ready, not on Sark. 

Also if we're being honest, the majority of the OL struggles all fall on the OL still. Casey was getting abused today which I'm sure contributed to his late game struggle

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

The way we lost both is tough especially in back to back weeks, but the spin job is: "First year head coaches almost never win more than 8 games (look at Saban, Kirby, Franklin, Jimbo, Dabo, etc) and look how close we are already - we should've beat two top 10 teams (OSU likely top 10 next week) even with a roster that doesn't fit our schemes." Plus continue to hamme early playing time etc.

I'm not saying that will necessarily work, but it's not a totally crazy point. Idk what you say about the offense sucking balls other than "OSU has a good D and it was one bad game" (sorta fair). 

It's been 2 horrific bad 2nd halfs in a row. The lack of adjustments us gonna be a negative pitch tons of teams are gonna use. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Meh they were not the problem vs OU. They scored 48 points. They sucked against Ark but that was really Card not being ready, not on Sark. 

Also if we're being honest, the majority of the OL struggles all fall on the OL still. Casey was getting abused today which I'm sure contributed to his late game struggle

Not the problem against ousux? Did u not watch the O go limp in the 2nd half of that game too?