Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[Tex-19 3013]

Silver lining if Jaydon bails is that it may help with Rueben. Seem to remember something about him not loving us having two good RBs in the class ahead of him from a playing time perspective.

Obviously we could still miss Rueben which would be double furk

[Gut Wagon 8219]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Silver lining if Jaydon bails is that it may help with Rueben. Seem to remember something about him not loving us having two good RBs in the class ahead of him from a playing time perspective.

Obviously we could still miss Rueben which would be double furk

If we don't get Blue or Owens, Jamarion Miller will just have to be the next Heisman-winning RB behind Bijan.

I have zero insight re Blue. I still hope we sign him. That said, many guys who generate as much "news" as he has during the recruiting cycle never really seem to lock into beast mode in college. Would love for Blue to be an exception. 

[D3zii 3956]

28 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Didn't SARK talk to Corey Raymond about coming to Texas ??  

If he hasn’t he needs to 

[Hornlover 8947]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

If we don't get Blue or Owens, Jamarion Miller will just have to be the next Heisman-winning RB behind Bijan.

I have zero insight re Blue. I still hope we sign him. That said, many guys who generate as much "news" as he has during the recruiting cycle never really seem to lock into beast mode in college. Would love for Blue to be an exception. 

Zach Evans seems to be doing quite well this year, despite the huge bust potential he showed.

[Atticus 4229]

6 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Zach Evans seems to be doing quite well this year, despite the huge bust potential he showed.

Marcel Brooks looked like a baller his first year at LSU too.

[Tex Pete 21525]

12 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Zach Evans seems to be doing quite well this year

...when he plays.

[Newy25 7954]

37 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I just skipped all pages from the weekend.  I assume I only missed a lot of pussy rubbing?

Only a real man watches a 7-5 Texas team and likes it. Not like these faggots who complain when we get our ass kicked by a major powerhouse like Arkansas. 

[closetojumping 65544]

12 minutes ago, D3zii said:

If he hasn’t he needs to 

Raymond couldn't get past "compliance". Sarkisian was given a quick "no" when kicking the tires, supposedly. Maybe if buys Plonsky a lifetime supply of Pluckers wings or pleated blue jeans she'll reconsider this time.

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Zach Evans seems to be doing quite well this year, despite the huge bust potential he showed.

Jordan Elliott wound up doing fine once he grappled with his decisions and got his shit together. Some of the flakes figure it out. Most don't. Texas took Bijan Robinson instead and it's worked out. Clemson took Demarckus Bowman, OU took Seth McGowan. Sometimes shit works out in our favor. Not often these days, it seems, but Texas won in the recruiting class for 2020 at TB. 

[UTEE97 3948]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Listen I’ve got some Doge coin for Stewart. Who’s with me 

I got shiba inu to contribute to the cause.

[Hornlover 8947]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Raymond couldn't get past "compliance". Sarkisian was given a quick "no" when kicking the tires, supposedly. Maybe if buys Plonsky a lifetime supply of Pluckers wings or pleated blue jeans she'll reconsider this time.

Jordan Elliott wound up doing fine once he grappled with his decisions and got his shit together. Some of the flakes figure it out. Most don't. Texas took Bijan Robinson instead and it's worked out. Clemson took Demarckus Bowman, OU took Seth McGowan. Sometimes shit works out in our favor. Not often these days, it seems, but Texas won in the recruiting class for 2020 at TB. 

I'm very happy we hit the jackpot with Bijan. He's clearly the best of the bunch. I was more just pointing out that sometimes RBs with red flags can get their shit together and still make it. Hopefully that's the case with Jaydon Blue.

[BurntUp 250]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I just skipped all pages from the weekend.  I assume I only missed a lot of pussy rubbing?

Close up of my sports Vagina. 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

37 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Only a real man watches a 7-5 Texas team and likes it. Not like these faggots who complain when we get our ass kicked by a major powerhouse like Arkansas. 

[RGBIII 23020]

5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

I’ve yet to reach Brown for comment but we will continue to work on that today.

Didn't Roach get the memo that you don't actually have to do that for Devin Brown

[stork642 4511]

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Kind of surprised since Blue has been pumping up Drayton and Texas forever. 

Can’t say I’m the least bit surprised that a player who opts out of playing his senior season displays erratic behavior during the recruiting process.  

[victory88 5785]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Can’t say I’m the least bit surprised that a player who opts out of playing his senior season displays erratic behavior during the recruiting process.  

He didn't even opt out bro.  His teammates and coaches kicked him off the team.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Can’t say I’m the least bit surprised that a player who opts out of playing his senior season displays erratic behavior during the recruiting process.  

I actually forgot he opted out. Didn't he want to come back and the team voted no, or is that just message board make believe?

[Laga4 1270]

17 minutes ago, victory88 said:

He didn't even opt out bro.  His teammates and coaches kicked him off the team.  

Doubt that he'll win the team spirit award this year.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I actually forgot he opted out. Didn't he want to come back and the team voted no, or is that just message board make believe?

Just take a second and read the post directly above yours posted 4 minutes before you did. 

[BrazilHorn 6857]

57 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

So Plonksy was OK with Banks, the Pole Assassin, and a Monkey? Or did she just require more cholesterol to also approve Raymond? Hopefully that fat scissoring queen exits UT soon…

She will never leave. Why would she? Next to no expectations for performance for her to live up to, decent money, trappings of power etc etc etc

CDC doesn't have the guts to fire her and she knows it. She will be at Texas until she dies.

[stork642 4511]

41 minutes ago, victory88 said:

He didn't even opt out bro.  His teammates and coaches kicked him off the team.  

That’s worse. 

[burdine 522]

I know I'm just a lowly Legacy poster here but I really am not loving the new thread title about Seven Win Steve.

The Oh No We Suck Again was pretty funny actually and it made fun of us as message board weirdos and our emotional swings.

I know the owner of this thread can do what he wants but aren't there a million other threads to hammer Sark for the losses. 

Why have the main recruiting thread harp on the same theme?

Something more original and way less pouty.

I know the thread owner likes to punch back hard and I'm cool with that when he does.

Because that's fair . . .

Edited October 18, 2021 by burdine

[TriStone 1724]

18 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

She [Plonsky] will never leave. Why would she?

Isn't she working under a contract?  If so that thing's gotta expire at some point right?




Right?

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Raymond couldn't get past "compliance". Sarkisian was given a quick "no" when kicking the tires, supposedly. Maybe if buys Plonsky a lifetime supply of Pluckers wings or pleated blue jeans she'll reconsider this time.

Why does she have an opinion on hires? 

[Tex-19 3013]

Jaydon is liking a lot of aggy shit. Seems like he gone

[Barbacoa 1934]

Wouldn’t mind seeing Blue try his luck elsewhere. Obviously I wish we would give Major Everhart a look in that scenario, but I’d be equally interested in us going after Monroe Neville’s Ajay Allen. Kid is way underrated and it would help with other LA recruits. 

https://247sports.com/player/ajay-allen-46118313/

 

[closetojumping 65544]

10 minutes ago, burdine said:

I know I'm just a lowly Legacy poster here but I really am not loving the new thread title about Seven Win Steve.

The Oh No We Suck Again was pretty funny actually and it made fun of us as message board weirdos and our emotional swings.

I know the owner of this thread can do what he wants but aren't there a million other threads to hammer Sark for the losses. 

Why have the main recruiting thread harp on the same theme?

Something more original and way less pouty.

I know the thread owner likes to punch back hard and I'm cool with that when he does.

Because that's fair . . .

"Pouty" sounds absurd. I thought the title expressed momentum. Our man has gotten loose and is running amok now, smearing his brand of mediocrity across the land. What's not to be encouraged by there? Besides, 7 is an optimistic number. Texas is 4-5 and doesn't know it. They're going to have to beat either WVU in a frigid Morgantown or KSU with eligibility on the line (and Sarkisian doesn't appear to be a guy exuding "clutchness" when it comes to handling pressure right now), and then they'll have to win the bowl game to get to 7. Here's hoping.

I'm thinking about "Gap'em, Because Baylor Is Coming in Sideways" after this weekend. Maybe "This Next Second Half Will Be Taken Against Our Will"? Perhaps dust off the ol'Clayton Williams classic with something like "Best Just Relax & Enjoy It"? I don't know. Lot of choices. I've also been batting about something like "The #25 Class On a Bullet". 

Shoot, you guys tell me what you want. I'm feeling pretty, prettaaaayyyy upbeat with ol'Seven WinS at the helm right now.

[burdine 522]

Yeah I get that you are down on the staff etc.  Hell I might agree with you on a lot of it.

But aren't there a ton of other places to put that sentiment.

You are a pretty clever guy.  I guess a lot of expectations aren't getting met.

[Tex-19 3013]

9 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Wouldn’t mind seeing Blue try his luck elsewhere. Obviously I wish we would give Major Everhart a look in that scenario, but I’d be equally interested in us going after Monroe Neville’s Ajay Allen. Kid is way underrated and it would help with other LA recruits. 

https://247sports.com/player/ajay-allen-46118313/

 

Sucks from a perception point as much as anything especially if he flips to Aggy. Great talent too although the mental part is clearly a red flag. Overall, would still suck. 

[BornAndRaised 12897]

14 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Wouldn’t mind seeing Blue try his luck elsewhere. Obviously I wish we would give Major Everhart a look in that scenario, but I’d be equally interested in us going after Monroe Neville’s Ajay Allen. Kid is way underrated and it would help with other LA recruits. 

https://247sports.com/player/ajay-allen-46118313/

 

and by other LA recruits do you mean a certain 5 star tackle blocking for that running back?

[Barbacoa 1934]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Sucks from a perception point as much as anything especially if he flips to Aggy. Great talent too although the mental part is clearly a red flag. Overall, would still suck. 

My guess is he looks at the carries our backs are getting and realizes it won’t get any easier for him if Owens jumps on board. 

[LTtxfan 50040]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"Pouty" sounds absurd. I thought the title expressed momentum. Our man has gotten loose and is running amok now, smearing his brand of mediocrity across the land. What's not to be encouraged by there? Besides, 7 is an optimistic number. Texas is 4-5 and doesn't know it. They're going to have to beat either WVU in a frigid Morgantown or KSU with eligibility on the line (and Sarkisian doesn't appear to be a guy exuding "clutchness" when it comes to handling pressure right now), and then they'll have to win the bowl game to get to 7. Here's hoping.

I'm thinking about "Gap'em, Because Baylor Is Coming in Sideways" after this weekend. Maybe "This Next Second Half Will Be Taken Against Our Will"? Perhaps dust off the ol'Clayton Williams classic with something like "Best Just Relax & Enjoy It"? I don't know. Lot of choices. I've also been batting about something like "The #25 Class On a Bullet". 

Shoot, you guys tell me what you want. I'm feeling pretty, prettaaaayyyy upbeat with ol'Seven WinS at the helm right now.

 

[CHIEF 5238]

1 minute ago, Barbacoa said:

My guess is he looks at the carries our backs are getting and realizes it won’t get any easier for him if Owens jumps on board. 

Yep, Bijan, KRob, J Miller would all be featured backs in 90% of backfields, and if you add Owens, that is a crowded and talented backfield. Bijan will be gone when Owens gets here. But Owens looks killer, and would probably take Blue's carries.

CHIEF

[Barbacoa 1934]

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

and by other LA recruits do you mean a certain 5 star tackle blocking for that running back?

I think he’s a long shot. 
 

Bo Davis is high on this kid.

https://247sports.com/Player/Zalance-Heard-46116355/

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Blue leaving makes sense considering how we are just feeding Bijan every game. We haven't really had much choice in the matter, if we want to win, but Blue was sold on the idea that even with one top RB everyone else would still get to eat. He even praised us for that on twitter a few games into the season. It struck me as odd at the time because Sark is literally known for just hammering the ball to the best 2-3 guys at their respective positions over and over again. 'Spreading the love' is not exactly a mantra he endorses (for the most part).

In the games since Blue tweeted that glowing praise about 'Everyone eats at Texas" we've not really seen Brooks once, Roschon's role feels greatly diminished (stats might say otherwise) and Keilan isn't exactly getting many traditional rushes. It is what it is. Then you look at Miller popping the fuck off this season and it is completely understandable he might be feeling some buyer's remorse at the moment. 

[RomaVicta 30661]

3 hours ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Which guy is he?

[Tex-19 3013]

7 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

My guess is he looks at the carries our backs are getting and realizes it won’t get any easier for him if Owens jumps on board. 

Maybe so. Does seem like a strange move right now with how Bijan is doing.

If we get Owens then yeah i would care a lot less. And this might actually help with Owens for the same reason you proposed. But idk if we will land him, hard to have confidence right now. 

[Barbacoa 1934]

If we get Arch we get Owens. So as of today I’m optimistic. 

[BornAndRaised 12897]

3 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

If we get Arch we get Owens. So as of today I’m optimistic. 

Wrong thread, but would you say the same for Cook?

[RomaVicta 30661]

41 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Jaydon is liking a lot of aggy shit. Seems like he gone

Texas A&M:

Didn't Play Senior Year in High School U

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

2 hours ago, Cashcar said:

So Plonksy was OK with Banks, the Pole Assassin, and a Monkey? Or did she just require more cholesterol to also approve Raymond? Hopefully that fat scissoring queen exits UT soon…

I'm not going to defend the fucking idiocy or bias within our compliance department but the Raymond situation came at the worst possible time. Everything was still in the air with the sexual assault coverup investigation going on at LSU. Even a more reasonable and fair compliance team would have likely pumped the breaks on a candidate that might well be outed just a couple months later as a major player in a scandal that size.

Raymond came out of that fairly clean afaik so it should be an easier sell moving forward. Hard to imagine the new LSU coach not wanting him to say or him picking Texas even IF we could get him cleared so probably a mute point. 

[Tex-19 3013]

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I'm not going to defend the fucking idiocy or bias within our compliance department but the Raymond situation came at the worst possible time. Everything was still in the air with the sexual assault coverup investigation going on at LSU. Even a more reasonable and fair compliance team would have likely pumped the breaks on a candidate that might well be outed just a couple months later as a major player in a scandal that size.

Raymond came out of that fairly clean afaik so it should be an easier sell moving forward. Hard to imagine the new LSU coach not wanting him to say or him picking Texas even IF we could get him cleared so probably a mute point. 

Maybe our newly put-in-their-place compliance would let it happen now. Sark should try. Sorry Blake. 

[Chili dog 1810]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Maybe our newly put-in-their-place compliance would let it happen now. Sark should try. Sorry Blake. 

Would we get rid of Blake or Joseph? 

[NoName 17209]

shit is happening with Blue.

was tweeting at Campbell on 10/15 about Texas and liking Texas stuff

now his last 4 follows are Courtney Fisher, Josh Henson, a shitty Aggie recruiting site and Aggie films (high schooler making edits)

 

[futureman 22724]

8 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

so probably a mute point.

*müt

[SarksJuggs 1193]

Frankly, wouldn’t be sad about Blue leaving. He doesn’t play OL, WR, LB, or DB. 

[Tex-19 3013]

13 minutes ago, NoName said:

shit is happening with Blue.

was tweeting at Campbell on 10/15 about Texas and liking Texas stuff

now his last 4 follows are Courtney Fisher, Josh Henson, a shitty Aggie recruiting site and Aggie films (high schooler making edits)

 

Yeah the suddenness is what’s weirdest about it. Guess he really didn’t like that OSU performance? 

15 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Would we get rid of Blake or Joseph? 

idk but think I remember that Joseph and Raymond are buddies who want to work together. I’d move Joseph to S where he’s got more experience and have Raymond coach CBs

[mantis toboggan 855]

2 hours ago, Cashcar said:

So Plonksy was OK with Banks, the Pole Assassin, and a Monkey? Or did she just require more cholesterol to also approve Raymond? Hopefully that fat scissoring queen exits UT soon…

Bump. 
 

agreed - not sure this can be reconciled. Add in Bo Davis and the comment that he couldn’t get through compliance seems silly. 

[Tex-19 3013]

Greg Biggins saying the Greene OV couldn’t have gone better and that it’s really close with uga. Give him all the bags pls

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

4 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Bump. 
 

agreed - not sure this can be reconciled. Add in Bo Davis and the comment that he couldn’t get through compliance seems silly. 

It was already answered above. Raymond was in the middle of a major sexual assault coverup scandal at LSU. It was a non-starter with compliance even though anyone with half a fucking brain knew the investigation would get buried and none of it land on current coaches (exactly what happened btw). 

[BurntUp 250]

We get what we pay for. We have a worker shortage because we are paying minimum wage. This shit isn't rocket science and no matter how many coaches we fire this won't change. Blue Bloods hate to pay "the help", and until we embrace this we should get rid of Bevo and make the groundhog our damn mascot.