Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[closetojumping 62141]

3 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Bump. 
 

agreed - not sure this can be reconciled. Add in Bo Davis and the comment that he couldn’t get through compliance seems silly. 

Bo Davis' show cause expired. There was nothing left to examine as the guy had been in the pros for years. He also previously worked at Texas and is extremely well-liked inside the AD. 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

But, sure, maybe those things are exactly like a fucking rape factory investigation that was breaking new stories on itself daily at the time of Sarkisian assembling his staff and therefore making the recruitment of Raymond to the staff toxic.

Also, maybe it wasn't compliance that shut down the recruitment of the recruiting coordinator from South Carolina, Drew Hughes, because of the recruiting scandal also breaking around the Tennessee program he'd just left.

Honestly, it's like logic is a repellant to some posters on this board. If you're going to work with analogies, do a better job of it than PSAT level shit.

[futureman 22414]

3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Silver lining if Jaydon bails is that it may help with Rueben.

Jaydon is bailing because we’re getting Reuben. and we’re getting Reuben because we’re getting Arch.

Sark wins it all in 2025. full stop. 

[futureman 22414]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards.

you’re such a fragile pussy. 

[Barbacoa 1934]

54 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wrong thread, but would you say the same for Cook?

100%. 

[maninblack 7974]

Blue portals now or he portals later. That's basically the choice. I don't see the coaches losing sleep over him if he leaves. 

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

Let us not forget about brooks who looks great as well 

[Tex-19 2869]

1 hour ago, Barbacoa said:

If we get Arch we get Owens. So as of today I’m optimistic. 

So I take it you’re optimistic on Arch?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

14 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So I take it you’re optimistic on Arch?

[Hank_Hill 18484]

16 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So I take it you’re optimistic on Arch?

Not sure how you came to that conclusion 

[mantis toboggan 847]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Bo Davis' show cause expired. There was nothing left to examine as the guy had been in the pros for years. He also previously worked at Texas and is extremely well-liked inside the AD. 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

But, sure, maybe those things are exactly like a fucking rape factory investigation that was breaking new stories on itself daily at the time of Sarkisian assembling his staff and therefore making the recruitment of Raymond to the staff toxic.

Also, maybe it wasn't compliance that shut down the recruitment of the recruiting coordinator from South Carolina, Drew Hughes, because of the recruiting scandal also breaking around the Tennessee program he'd just left.

Honestly, it's like logic is a repellant to some posters on this board. If you're going to work with analogies, do a better job of it than PSAT level shit.

Jokes on you. I aced the PSAT

[Satoshi 129]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

 

 

[Sabalo 994]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wrong thread, but would you say the same for Cook?

A poster upthread accused this staff of turtling when it comes to recruiting. I couldn't disagree more, especially when it comes to Bo Davis.

[BurntUp 250]

4 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

A poster upthread accused this staff of turtling when it comes to recruiting. I couldn't disagree more, especially when it comes to Bo Davis.

Turtling is quite a feat when you're getting your stool pushed into your throat. 

 

[Tex-19 2869]

31 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not sure how you came to that conclusion 

Not sure if serious, damn you internet

UGA scares me a lot with him. They’re about to put together the #1 class in 22

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Just take a second and read the post directly above yours posted 4 minutes before you did. 

Appreciate the heads up. Didn't even see it 

[Laga4 1270]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Jaydon is bailing because we’re getting Reuben. and we’re getting Reuben because we’re getting Arch.

Brooks scared JB off. 

[Blackcat00 759]

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Greg Biggins saying the Greene OV couldn’t have gone better and that it’s really close with uga. Give him all the bags pls

Pay that motherfucker like we pay assistants. 

[Tex-19 2869]

6 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Pay that motherfucker like we pay assistants. 

That’s what I’m saying. We should be blowing away the market rate for OLs even if it means no bags for others

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

if Choate gets that job things could get interesting. He has been a good recruiter for us so far

[Tex-19 2869]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if Choate gets that job things could get interesting. He has been a good recruiter for us so far

Has he? LB is the weakest spot in this class outside of maybe OL

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

a lot of recruits like him and his name pops up often in a lot of these articles

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

At this point bring that stoops dipshit. He could close. 

[Radical Larry 28528]

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

So card is gone huh?

[Longhornlove 4779]

13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So card is gone huh?

Shit, Card may be starting soon the way this train is rolling. Casey getting destroyed, may need more than Card.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

15 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So card is gone huh?

This may be more about confidence in overall QB room, Card, Murphy, Jags.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This may be more about confidence in overall QB room, Card, Murphy, Jags.

Thompson, Murphy, wright, Lourde , brown potential

[quigley 1526]

28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

At this point bring that stoops dipshit. He could close. 

From this OU fan, please don't hire Mike Stoops.

He's the greatest defensive mind since EVAR. He relates to players and recruits on a mystical level.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!????!!!!

[Schulz2.0 28761]

4 hours ago, NoName said:

shit is happening with Blue.

was tweeting at Campbell on 10/15 about Texas and liking Texas stuff

now his last 4 follows are Courtney Fisher, Josh Henson, a shitty Aggie recruiting site and Aggie films (high schooler making edits)

 

I'd be fine with Guilbeau-ing Blue.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

Regarding Devin Brown

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Thompson, Murphy, wright, Lourde , brown potential

Yeah, our starter is kind of a given.

[ClubWhatever 12086]

We don’t really have a pocket QB now.  We have a guy who needs a wall in front of him to get a throw off and a guy whose first instinct is to bail backwards because you can do that against Hays Consolidated. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We don’t really have a pocket QB now.  We have a guy who needs a wall in front of him to get a throw off and a guy whose first instinct is to bail backwards because you can do that against Hays Consolidated. 

We don’t really have a pocket right now.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if Choate gets that job things could get interesting. He has been a good recruiter for us so far

Would love to have the excuse to part ways amicably with Choate. Not saying we should be trying to force him out the door or anything but freeing up that Co-DC tag would go a long ways towards allowing us to bring in an elite guy for the secondary. He has been..  fine, in recruiting, but I can't think of anyone likely to bail on us if he were to depart. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Regarding Devin Brown

lol nervy.

[gmr548 16481]

3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Would love to have the excuse to part ways amicably with Choate. Not saying we should be trying to force him out the door or anything but freeing up that Co-DC tag would go a long ways towards allowing us to bring in an elite guy for the secondary. He has been..  fine, in recruiting, but I can't think of anyone likely to bail on us if he were to depart. 

Kwitkowski has always coached DE/OLB, I think they'd be more likely to bring in another LB coach.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Kwitkowski has always coached DE/OLB, I think they'd be more likely to bring in another LB coach.

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

[gmr548 16481]

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

I guess I find it hard to believe Sark is going to be actively looking to replace position coaches at the end of the year. Time will tell.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

Just now, gmr548 said:

I guess I find it hard to believe Sark is going to be actively looking to replace position coaches at the end of the year. Time will tell.

I mean if Choate gets a HC job you have to. But Coleman is likely first on chopping block. 

[Best served cold 150]

Choate to Washington, Gideon to LB, Joseph to S and Raymond to CB. Done!

[Blackcat00 759]

Coleman needs to go. 

[b_p 450]

7 hours ago, victory88 said:

He didn't even opt out bro.  His teammates and coaches kicked him off the team.  

Actually there’s more to it than that…. Coach asked the captains to vote, and they voted to bring him back. Coach overruled them. So I think there’s something else going on but no doubt the players wanted him back. 

[Schulz2.0 28761]

5 minutes ago, b_p said:

Actually there’s more to it than that…. Coach asked the captains to vote, and they voted to bring him back. Coach overruled them. So I think there’s something else going on but no doubt the players wanted him back. 

Thank you Mrs Blue.

Edited October 19, 2021 by Schulz2.0

[realgreggym 832]

16 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Coleman needs to go. 

Why?

[b_p 450]

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Thank you Mrs Blue.

Yeah I probably said too much

[Michael Knight 12878]

43 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

are you stupid or something?

[Radical Larry 28528]

Choate to Washington, Gideon to LB, Joseph to S and Raymond to CB. Done!

Redding to LB.

[Best served cold 150]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Redding to LB.

Ash and Hutzler were the 2 coaches that I really wanted to stay after the old staff was fired and wouldn't mind Hutzler coming back, but I don't see that happening. Does Redding even coach or are you just wanting old players on the staff?

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

 

[Fondren & Main 6665]

23 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Ash and Hutzler were the 2 coaches that I really wanted to stay after the old staff was fired and wouldn't mind Hutzler coming back, but I don't see that happening. Does Redding even coach or are you just wanting old players on the staff?

It’s a joke.