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Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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49 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Da fuq?  I've got 2 diplomas from the 40 Acres...I've never attended a football game in kyle field.  The only time I've spent more than 5 minutes in college station in the last 15 years was last year about this time when I had to drive down to pick up a bicycle for my daughter from "santa".  

Just because I'm assuming that Dewberry goes aggy, along with the recent string of others they've landed, doesn't mean i'm an aggy.  

I guess I can PM you my TexasExes Lifetime Member ID# to prove you wrong?

This sounds exactly like what an aggy would say. 

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1 hour ago, turtlepond said:

I guess I can PM you my TexasExes Lifetime Member ID# to prove you wrong?

Also, please include a paystub so we can compare your compensation with the male nursing industry. 

Edited to add: The only real way we know if you're with us is to contribute to Burnt Ends. Get that flair boiii

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I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be to in a TCU mole capacity.

Funny thing is I can see Patterson getting pissed, because they gave away his office. That shouldnt surprise anyone, but for some reason I can see Patterson being a petty person over stupid shit. 

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Funny thing is I can see Patterson getting pissed, because they gave away his office. That shouldnt surprise anyone, but for some reason I can see Patterson being a petty person over stupid shit. 

I'm guessing that it was the firing that would have pissed him off more than anything.

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Title change to reflect the halcyon days of this recruiting cycle for us as fans. 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

I suspect if Fatterson were to join our staff it would be to in a TCU mole capacity.

I think I saw this episode. Is this the one where they catch him and tie him up at the end, and then they pull his mask off to reveal that it was Mr. Willard all along, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids?

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You think they separated on good terms - or that Gary Patterson is a Sonny Dykes fan?

I kept hearing how he was still working for TCU and putting together game plans. He has too much history (and a statue) with that place to cut ties imo.

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8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Also, please include a paystub so we can compare your compensation with the male nursing industry. 

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You know what?  You're right 🙂  I'm an incredible procrastinator.  But, I'm getting that Burnt Ends tag right. fucking. now.  I'd rather be part of the solution than the problem....

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8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I kept hearing how he was still working for TCU and putting together game plans. He has too much history (and a statue) with that place to cut ties imo.

Helping out a coaching staff that he hired finish the season is one thing.  What he thinks of the place after they hired a rival coach in Sonny Fucking Dykes likely changed things a bit.

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3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He was never coming here and it has nothing to do with Choate and PK

It’s tiresome seeing takes like that. Perkins has been reported to be a highest bidder recruitment from the start and people will continue to argue it’s because some coach can’t close. 

They’re missing the entire point. 

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2 hours ago, burdine said:

I can see the OL comments.  Play was improved over the back half of the season.  Things got steadier.  We return 3 starters and Karic and Conner got serious playing time.

Also might want to listen to Tope Imade on the Hornscast podcast.  Interesting comments on Flood and OL coaching.

Tope Imade podcast interview

 

Our Tope interview is better. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Can you fucking idiots stop discussing the bigger fucking idiot named Ian Boyd on this thread, please? Christ.

Ian Boyd articles are no longer allowed. If I see you post them you are getting a ban.

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16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He was never coming here and it has nothing to do with Choate and PK

It could if we had a LB coach & DC that hadn't laid giants shits on the field all year and put up one of the worst defenses in Texas history. I am not saying he'd have come here but Texas might have had a better chance of attracting him.

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You're still not getting it.

I'm sure it is bags of cash attracting him (which I get). but also the fact that Texas' defense has blown ass for the last number of years and this year was especially bad doesn't help.

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4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Yes. Maybe we can beat TCU every year with this structure.

That in itself would be quite a feat for Texas football. In all seriousness, Gary is a better HC than Sark and better DC than PK. If we are able to upgrade our talent next year, that coaching structure might have some success. 

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8 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

It could if we had a LB coach & DC that hadn't laid giants shits on the field all year and put up one of the worst defenses in Texas history. I am not saying he'd have come here but Texas might have had a better chance of attracting him.

I hope Elko takes the Duke job so then LSU and aggy will both be without DC’s so then people realize these type recruitments have nothing to do with coaching. 

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