Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

[bad_teammate 13132]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, you might want to consider guessing to be a waste of your time. It's being laid out here and in several other places. 

Reading? That's boring. I'll just make it up in my head

I choose to believe it's one of those money tornado machines and they lock. one OL and one Make-A-Wish kid inside and they both grab as much cash as they can in 1 minute.

[NoName 16286]

12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Will walk-on OL get paid too?

it said 14-16 OL

not perfect, but the 247 scholarship distribution (RIP the IT one that was actually not shit) - https://247sports.com/college/texas/Season/2022-Football/ScholarshipDistribution/

• 7 OT
• 7 IOL
• 14 total

so can't help here. based on what we know about burnt ends dudes are identified, get paid and then if they flip around somewhere else it's moot (so if a TE flips to DL they still get Burnt Ends $$$) - so if a guy is identified as one of those players he gets paid?

Edited December 6, 2021 by NoName

[HenryJames 65884]

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

previous commitment messages: "Taking my talents to the University of Texas for the next three to four years!"

future commitment messages: "Taking my talents to the University of Texas for the next six to seven years!"

Okafor and Imade would have been millionaires.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

BAMA OL

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11918]

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

BAMA OL

 

Come on down Javion

[closetojumping 62141]

23 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Kudos to all that have put all these deals together, both heard and unheard of, to help get Texas Football to where it should be.

As a current Surly poor, I'll speak for those who won't say thank you. Even to the small donors of our own Burnt Ends deal. 

Thank you and let's fucking go!!!

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

[SydneyCarton 47836]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Idk why he’s guessing when several people from here and other places were key to getting this done. 

Legit chance he only reads his own posts.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

@BurntOrange&White 

[Hornlover 8824]

24 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Clark Field Collective is totally separate from Pancake Factory and HWH.

You might want to read all the way to the bottom of the press release.

"Clark Field Collective is a key participating donor to Horns with Heart."

[Bevo14 8272]

Just now, closetojumping said:

UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

[bad_teammate 13132]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

Godspeed, you beautiful bastards

[Huckleberry 32694]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1601]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

You might want to read all the way to the bottom of the press release.

"Clark Field Collective is a key participating donor to Horns with Heart."

I'm on the board of HWH you dumb fuck.  I know how it works.

[SydneyCarton 47836]

I'm waiting for @Pato del Muertoto return and tell us how the timing for this thing, particularly with Cristobal publicly accepting the Miami job this morning and the OL impacts there, was just poorly planned by "power brokers" who don't know shit about publicity, the internet, or making things go viral. 

Clearly this whole thing was a fucking massive failure and a giant catastrophe. I'm so embarrassed. 

[HenryJames 65884]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@Burt Macklin and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

A song I dedicate to all y’all 

 

[SydneyCarton 47836]

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You might want to read all the way to the bottom of the press release.

"Clark Field Collective is a key participating donor to Horns with Heart."

Now imagine a world, again, where someone (now two someones) involved is TELLING YOU how it works, that it is two different silos of money doing 2 different things concurrently, you stupid dildo.

Edited December 6, 2021 by SydneyCarton

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Big mad

 

[Jabberwocky 1666]

 

[closetojumping 62141]

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Here's the problem with this kind of comment and the kind of logic that aggies have already starting throwing out there too - it's pretty fucking hard to do this kind of thing without a Phil Knight. There is a shit ton of catherding and hustle and sales.

I see similar kinds of comments when I've been a part of a start-up or small business exit: "Oh yeah, I always thought about doing that too." Did you? Cool. It's like start-up Santa Claus just shows up to selected doorsteps and makes it all happen for people.

Ideas are free. The hustle is sold separately. Getting an idea from the ether and then into a vision, to a strategy, then to tactics with measurable actions and results, and owning the risk in putting in all of that effort - that shit is complicated trending towards chaos. Good luck just whipping things right up and also making them sustainable. 

[SydneyCarton 47836]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

It's ironic, he just described their entire bag plan the last 3 years. The only difference is that he might be realizing that he's pimping a fine ass DVD player, and we're streaming platforms. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

At least he is somewhat admitting that Texas has taken advantage of the new rules. All while Aggie has been illegally funneling money to players.

[mvlonghorns 285]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

Is that not also the aggy strategy? Looch is never not a little bitch.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Here's the problem with this kind of comment and the kind of logic that aggies have already starting throwing out there too - it's pretty fucking hard to do this kind of thing without a Phil Knight. There is a shit ton of catherding and hustle and sales.

I see similar kinds of comments when I've been a part of a start-up or small business exit: "Oh yeah, I always thought about doing that too." Did you? Cool. It's like start-up Santa Claus just shows up to selected doorsteps and makes it all happen for people.

Ideas are free. The hustle is sold separately. Getting an idea from the ether and then into a vision, to a strategy, then to tactics with measurable actions and results, and owning the risk in putting in all of that effort - that shit is complicated trending towards chaos. Good luck just whipping things right up and also making them sustainable. 

 

[hook me 2080]

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

Alternate tweet: "Damn they're paying their backup OL more than we paid Stewart. I need to change my pokemon undies."

[Huckleberry 32694]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Here's the problem with this kind of comment and the kind of logic that aggies have already starting throwing out there too - it's pretty fucking hard to do this kind of thing without a Phil Knight. There is a shit ton of catherding and hustle and sales.

I see similar kinds of comments when I've been a part of a start-up or small business exit: "Oh yeah, I always thought about doing that too." Did you? Cool. It's like start-up Santa Claus just shows up to selected doorsteps and makes it all happen for people.

Ideas are free. The hustle is sold separately. Getting an idea from the ether and then into a vision, to a strategy, then to tactics with measurable actions and results, and owning the risk in putting in all of that effort - that shit is complicated trending towards chaos. Good luck just whipping things right up and also making them sustainable. 

While all of this is 100% true, I still find it almost certain that A&M and their representatives tell recruits that they have the same thing in the next two weeks. It's up to our staff to tell the recruits to ask for the details.

[mwaadeeb 1151]

13 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

This is all great stuff but the NIL and the portal will be the end of college athletics. It won't be long until high school kids will be hiring attorneys to negotiate NIL deals. I understand this is the new reality but it may not end well for many schools. I hope that I am wrong. 

Stop yelling at clouds. The sun is out. 

[ClubWhatever 12086]

1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

Evan Stewart's handler is like, lol what?

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

We appreciate you guys. Well done.  

[Ricky Butler 2657]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's ironic, he just described their entire bag plan the last 3 years. The only difference is that he might be realizing that he's pimping a fine ass DVD player, and we're streaming platforms. 

Hit dog will holler.

[texasstrong12 4668]

Chin Pubes being a massive bitch. Shocking news. 

[mooseoutfront 3641]

21 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'm ready for the bitching of our resident ISU and OSU posters (who I like). 

Yeah, evil Texas at it again.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, so I will always cut OSU posters slack.  But I went to the game in Ames this year.  Never been treated more poorly as a visitor by a fan base in my life.  They can all die in combine and/or silo accidents as far as I'm concerned going forward.  Fuck them and their cow college.

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

While all of this is 100% true, I still find it almost certain that A&M and their representatives tell recruits that they have the same thing in the next two weeks. It's up to our staff to tell the recruits to ask for the details.

They’re telling them they do now. The general Aggie retort right now is basically “haha we’ve been doing this and offering fat nil deals way to catch up” 

[HenryJames 65884]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Ok cool. Hook 'em.

[40acredropout 2901]

13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

Edited December 6, 2021 by 40acredropout
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[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

Hate Liucci...we should add a Liucci clause to HWH Pancake program that any aggy 4-5* OL that "flips" on final signing day gets double the money for a year...

[Longhornlove 4779]

Only a matter of time before we get something specific for quarterbacks right? Like days?

[HtownHorn 14468]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Terry's pissed because he knows Bama can't come close to matching.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

Nicely played Surly... nicely played

[Hornlover 8824]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks.

I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media, and time building knowledge and money have brought us to the point where we can actually do something about this sport we love.

My expectation is that this does indeed help this staff, the players, future players, and the program. If we could start winning at an elite level again, that would justify the effort we have put in since early July when it became immediately evident that the Athletic Department wasn't going to be a help. 

If Texas, its layers of fanbase from the BMDs to the middles to the everyday fans, the city of Austin, and the state of Texas are truly able to harness the competitive advantages within NIL's framework, UT can have an engine built that very few other programs can rival and will put these silly ass, dark market bagman games to absolute shame. 

@immamac @RGBIII @SydneyCarton @GlenFromTheMailRoom @SquishMitten and several folks not on this board, including Bobby Burton, played huge roles in getting this going. @texifornia @Burt Macklin @Dbeasy @henrygandorf and a number of other folks (shout yourself out for positive rep if you're not named) helped get this from idea to a germinating sapling as well.

Here's to bigger and better. 

 

 

[realgreggym 832]

2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Stop yelling at clouds. The sun is out. 

I don't see any clouds. Oh wait, my blinds are closed. The sun is out. Thanks for the heads up.

[honolulu horn 6157]

So many jealous poors (read: just about every other university in existence) will be complaining about this. Fuck 'em. 

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

[gmr548 16481]

This is all great stuff but the NIL and the portal will be the end of college athletics. It won't be long until high school kids will be hiring attorneys to negotiate NIL deals. I understand this is the new reality but it may not end well for many schools. I hope that I am wrong. 

Okay boomer

[SarksJuggs 1106]

It’s all fun and games to make fun of Texas for not winning with our resources. And like clockwork, as soon as Texas flexes it’s muscle a little bit everybody is going to start bitching. 

[TexasGolf 4855]

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Big mad

 

someone put a dick in his fat mouth 

[Michael Knight 12878]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Legit chance he only reads his own posts.

I sometimes ready ctj's post but I seldom understand them

[SydneyCarton 47836]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Only a matter of time before we get something specific for quarterbacks right? Like days?

Feel free to contribute to that idea. I know a place where you can make a contribution. Because raising 800k from people is just so fucking easy to begin with, lets skip right to "What's next?" Fuck. 

[Bevo14 8272]

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hate Liucci...we should add a Liucci clause to HWH Pancake program that any aggy 4-5* OL that "flips" on final signing day gets double the money for a year...

I'd kick some money towards that.

[Hornlover 8824]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Now imagine a world, again, where someone (now two someones) involved is TELLING YOU how it works, that it is two different silos of money doing 2 different things concurrently, you stupid dildo.

I have the ability to hold two opposing ideas in my mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function, thanks.

[Longhornlove 4779]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Feel free to contribute to that idea. I know a place where you can make a contribution. Because raising 800k from people is just so fucking easy to begin with, lets skip right to "What's next?" Fuck. 

Calm down, you should understand my sense of humor by now. It's called sarcasm. Thanks for what you have played a part in BTW.