Another Arizona Election Audit

[TexasEd 8064]

This is not going to end well between the politically motivated AZ Republican Senate, $150K of Taxpayer money, unknown amounts of private money, third party contractors with no experience in this type of audit with Trump "Big Lie" CEO in charge, no media transparency, no procedures, already breaking the state's audit procedures, not enough time to count the votes, and don't forget Sydney "Kracken" Powell.

The findings could be anything they are motivated to document and will be used to revive the Big Lie, push for more voting restrictions, and leverage fundraising efforts.  

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2021/04/26/arizona-senate-ordered-audit-maricopa-county-election-questions-answered/7334048002/

[Willfully Horn 7916]

Past time for both parties to demand the sort of paper trail Hays County has when votes are cast in person. Everyone benefits. I’m tired of this shit.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

On 4/26/2021 at 6:58 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Past time for both parties to demand the sort of paper trail Hays County has when votes are cast in person. Everyone benefits. I’m tired of this shit.

How does that change anything?  Couple of weeks after the election everyone comes back to their polling place with their little paper slip?

[Willfully Horn 7916]

27 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How does that change anything?  Couple of weeks after the election everyone comes back to their polling place with their little paper slip?

There are two records kept. The electronic tally and the paper backup. Voters get to check the paper ballot before it is run through and tabulated.

Once recorded, the paper ballot goes into a lockbox.

Edited April 28, 2021 by Willfully Horn
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[TexasEd 8064]

Travis county has this too.

 

1. Check in with poll worker and get a code to access the ballot for your precinct
2. Enter code in machine and vote electronically
3. Machine prints out your paper confirmation
4. Voter confirms paper ballot is correct
5. Voter puts the ballot in a scanner that tallies the votes
6. Paper ballot goes straight from scanner to a lock box

If they want to verify a tabulation machine is accurate they can manually count the paper ballots in that box or run them through another machine.

[NWBuck 8548]

3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

1. Paper ballot goes straight from scanner to a lock box

[Beau Vine 54003]

Edited April 29, 2021 by Beau Vine

[jimmyjazz 45560]

Seems legit.

[horn4life 3755]

I explained how Republican "facts" work over a Margarita last night.  I asked him if he remembers the old game Telegram, where you have a large circle of people and one whispers into the ear of the person next to them what was said around the circle?  I explained to him here are how Republican facts work. You tell the first person in the circle that Gramdma Fucks goats, Each person repeats the phrase around the circle.

At the end You simply authoritatively state.. " a lot of people are talking about Grandma Fucking Goats" and it's something that should be looked into!!!!

In this case you have the outcome predetermined.  Now it's just a matter of repeating the lie of the predetermined outcome.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Well, this seems like a bad idea.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

This is going to start a war. 

[TwiceHorn 31283]

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Well, this seems like a bad idea.
 

That may be the least surprising thing evar.

[David Dennison 18660]

5 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

This is going to start a war. 

 My money is on antifa.

[Bullneck 18987]

On 4/27/2021 at 8:52 PM, Willfully Horn said:

There are two records kept. The electronic tally and the paper backup. Voters get to check the paper ballot before it is run through and tabulated.

Once recorded, the paper ballot goes into a lockbox.

What they need is a Three Lock Box:

Spoiler

 

 

[Chooky 13302]

Cyber ninjas. Yeah, this shit is unsustainable. Fucking MAGA knobs filing in to "count." It's all a trial run. The next Republican president elected there will be movements in state houses to grant them 20 year terms. We see you, Russia. 

[atomheartbevo 89449]

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 My money is on antifa.

I came across an interview with a cop on YouTube recently, and yeah, your money is in the right place.  Most of the MAGA types are not prepared to rumble when they show up at protests.  They are there to get their selfies and get themselves being oppressed on camera so they can post on social media.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Fuck it, I am going to demand an audit of the 2016 Oklahoma State game and the 1978 AFC Championship.  

[tx 3 putt 76400]

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Fuck it, I am going to demand an audit of the 2016 Oklahoma State game and the 1978 AFC Championship.  

dallas vs green bay playoffs 2014

[Blotto 23434]

I'm gonna step way out on a limb here and guess they declare that fat fucktard the winner. They even have their own police farce and everything, so its super legit.

Whatever it costs the GOP to put on this orange circlejerk, they will make back 50 fold over the next couple of years fleecing the fired up rubes. 

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Are these people dumb enough to claim that watermark checking proves some thousands of fraudulent votes, knowing they can’t prove it?  Or do they think k they can replace actual paper votes with fake ones?  Can they?  What is the chain of custody like for this?

[jimmyjazz 45560]

This shit needs to stop.  There is no rational reason for another "audit".  WTF?  We have election officials and Secretaries of State, etc. for a reason.  Nip this in the bud.

[tx 3 putt 76400]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

We have election officials and Secretaries of State, etc. for a reason.  

 

all that has been thrown out the window this legislative session. they now serve no purpose if the right candidate doesn't win 

[Satchel 6908]

This week, Arizona has had a blatantly partisan, Republican-inspired 'audit' of Maricopa County's votesin the 2020 presidential election. And one of the people seen counting ballots, according to reporter Brahm Resnik, was former Arizona State Rep. Anthony Kern — a far-right Republican who was in Washington, D.C. on January 6 for former President Donald Trump's infamous "Stop the Steal" rally.

https://www.alternet.org/2021/04/anthony-kern/?utm_source=&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7057

 

 

[Underdog 28457]

Just fantasy talking here but would be funny if Biden sent in the NG to stop this shit, yeah buddy, the shit would hit the fan with the Trumpanzees, Fox, all of the Qnuts.  

[atomheartbevo 89449]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just fantasy talking here but would be funny if Biden sent in the NG to stop this shit, yeah buddy, the shit would hit the fan with the Trumpanzees, Fox, all of the Qnuts.  

We’d find out that they don’t love the troops.  

[atomheartbevo 89449]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are these people dumb enough to claim that watermark checking proves some thousands of fraudulent votes, knowing they can’t prove it?  Or do they think k they can replace actual paper votes with fake ones?  Can they?  What is the chain of custody like for this?

They probably believe that Trump was watermarking millions of ballots by hand, which explains why there was so little on his schedule.  Those weekends “playing golf”?  Yeah, no, he was watermarking ballots. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They probably believe that Trump was watermarking millions of ballots by hand, which explains why there was so little on his schedule.  Those weekends “playing golf”?  Yeah, no, he was watermarking ballots. 

Is “watermark” code for sharpie?  Pretty sure he only deals in sharpie.  No visual intended.

[tx 3 putt 76400]

im confused. trump claims the fake ballots have water marks ?

[Sawbonz 27436]

8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

They’re looking for jizz

[tx 3 putt 76400]

isn't tampering with ballots a federal crime ?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Can't make an omelette without breaking the law. Or run a business. Or a presidential campaign. Or a charity...

 

[Bullneck 18987]

8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

[Bullneck 18987]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

isn't tampering with ballots a federal crime ?

God I hope so.  The adults will step in and straighten these fucking clowns out.

[Bullneck 18987]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just fantasy talking here but would be funny if Biden sent in the NG to stop this shit, yeah buddy, the shit would hit the fan with the Trumpanzees, Fox, all of the Qnuts.  

Led by none other than Brigadier General Hunter Biden!!!

[atomheartbevo 89449]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

isn't tampering with ballots a federal crime ?

But what if you’re a fed?

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

On 4/29/2021 at 1:40 PM, horn4life said:

I explained how Republican "facts" work over a Margarita last night.  I asked him if he remembers the old game Telegram, where you have a large circle of people and one whispers into the ear of the person next to them what was said around the circle?  I explained to him here are how Republican facts work. You tell the first person in the circle that Gramdma Fucks goats, Each person repeats the phrase around the circle.

At the end You simply authoritatively state.. " a lot of people are talking about Grandma Fucking Goats" and it's something that should be looked into!!!!

In this case you have the outcome predetermined.  Now it's just a matter of repeating the lie of the predetermined outcome.

The game was called “Telephone.” If it was “Telegram” then you’d write a note down on paper, pass it around, and everyone would get it right.

[horn4life 3755]

30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The game was called “Telephone.” If it was “Telegram” then you’d write a note down on paper, pass it around, and everyone would get it right.

Today it's called the twitter game?

[Biff Tannen 45499]

53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The game was called “Telephone.” If it was “Telegram” then you’d write a note down on paper, pass it around, and everyone would get it right.

I’m upset I didn’t post this. 

[hpslugga 4044]

10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

They’re looking for jizz

Beat me to it. They’re just bucking for free equipment to keep a file on their dirty tramp wives...because they’re cucks.

[tx 3 putt 76400]

What a bunch of dumb asses. It’s reaching a point where id support rounding up these loons and treating them with extreme prejudice. For the good of the country of course.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

God I hope so.  The adults will step in and straighten these fucking clowns out.

The point is to give the right credibility for the big lie. They just need enough to cast doubt. I doubt they are actually harming the ballots. They just need to announce irregularities. Once the adults come in, they can just say that the adults don’t want the real story out. The press won’t properly cover it and Dems won’t know how to combat the false narratives after it. This is how they win example #1,345,921. 

[Deej 76568]

16 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

They’re looking for jizz

 

[Homercles 10205]

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The game was called “Telephone.” If it was “Telegram” then you’d write a note down on paper, pass it around, and everyone would get it right.

 

[Brandywine 1313]

You know, you’d think maybe one small group doing some of this stuff, but this king of crazy thinking is all over the country, and by people we thought had a brain and couldn’t fall for stupid stuff like that. Trump succeeded in finding his groupies, he’s their God now. They’re sick. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[Brisketexan 104628]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

Part 2 - the absence of any bamboo is 100% PROOF that the ballots came from China, because we all know how shifty them chinamen are, that's just the kind of thing they'd do to throw us true patriots off the trail!  The proof is RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU, LIBTARDS!!!

[Red Five 40665]

How long is this bullshit supposed to take? Just get it over with and tell us all about how dotard really won by eleventy gagillion votes. 

[Guest Lobo]

wait, so why did the Chinese put the bamboo in the box of unfolded ballots to begin with?  To fuck with the native arbor life of Arizona?  As a final "fuck you, America!"...we got away with it?  Was it just a packing accident?  Wang, came back to the factory from lunch in the gardens, and just got bamboo chute dust all up in the box as they were sealing it for shipment.

  If their plan was to throw off our election in Arizona, why take the chance somebody sees the bamboo all over this new stack of ballots that just showed up to the counting/certification site?  Why not just make the ballots blend in so as to be counted?  And how did suddenly, six months later notice bamboo residue on ballots that at this point have to be scattered all over Arizona?  

What's that phone call like to the University of Arizona Botany Department,

"Yeah, can you send over some arborist graduate students to the Governor's office?  We have some election irregularities and we need you to run some tests to swing this election back to Trump." 

Professor, "Uncle Leo?"  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

ARIZONA BALLOTS IS PANDA BEAR!