If you could fight one politician or political personality?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,822]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Yeah...this is pick a person not go into graphic detail about violence. This isn't the board for that. 

Is talk about technique allowed?  I wasn’t sure if eye gouging was against MMA rules.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21,263]

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Is talk about technique allowed?  I wasn’t sure if eye gouging was against MMA rules.  

[Goredho 17,455]

34 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Is talk about technique allowed?  I wasn’t sure if eye gouging was against MMA rules.  

You’re going to pick Dan Crenshaw, aren’t you?

Edited April 27, 2021 by Goredho

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

Very tough call between Tucker, Cruz, and Hawley for me. I'll go Tucker in a photo finish. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,822]

14 minutes ago, Goredho said:

You’re going to pick Dan Crenshaw, aren’t you?

I thought about it, that's a tough one.  Eye gouging is only half as effective on him.  But then again groin-kicking wouldn't work on half the guys listed on this thread, as they have no balls.

[Blotto 23,606]

Lot of good choices, but there's really only one choice for me. 

 

[Goredho 17,455]

Sloppy Balboa

[GRHorn 105]

11 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

How soon before this thread is used as an example in DT for how intolerant and violent the Antifa Cabal is on here?

It’s true.
 

I can’t really think of anybody that gets me so worked up I want to fight them. Most people outside the cabal don’t get as mad at politicians as y’all do. 
 

One name that jumped to mind that isn’t purely political person but a scumbag criminal with a punchable face that is also anti Bitcoin. Jamie Dimon. 

[pyrohornIII 4,824]

Although fisticuffs would give satisfaction, I don't much imagine it would change much in the long haul for most of these people.   Since this thread started, I have been trying to think of someway to expose these people and possibly educate them to their sliminess.   Maybe this challenge thing isn't the best answer, but I think these fuckers need to walk some serious miles in the shoes of those they represent.    

Therefore I would probably challenge them as my fight.   Something along the lines of 'Trading Places.'

I'd start with Cornyn.

Devise a series of a half dozen scenarios faced by his constituents at the lower level socio-economically.  

Maybe it's facing eviction because you're now a Covid long hauler and can't work.

Or an asylum seeker who faces deportation.

An elderly person who can't get decent healthcare, despite working and paying into SSA and medicaid their whole lives.  

An abused spouse who gets the shit beat out of them, but their spouse walks free after 6 months of "anger counseling"

 

Likewise I'd be challenged to do the things his job demands, basically acting as Senator, making policy decisions and generally representing people.

 

Let a jury/panel of 100 Texans drawn randomly be the judges scoring the match.  

[Goredho 17,455]

I challenge Big Dan Rodimer to trial by combat and name the bull he didn’t ride to be my champion.

Edited April 27, 2021 by Goredho

[pyrohornIII 4,824]

8 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

It’s true.
 

I can’t really think of anybody that gets me so worked up I want to fight them. Most people outside the cabal don’t get as mad at politicians as y’all do. 
 

One name that jumped to mind that isn’t purely political person but a scumbag criminal with a punchable face that is also anti Bitcoin. Jamie Dimon. 

Google 'Democrats receive death threats'  

Google 'Republican violence against Democrats'

Google 'Jan 6, 2021 US Capitol'

Then fuck off with this concept the "cabal" is this unhinged group of echo chamber liberals.  

[hpslugga 4,068]

20 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

It’s true.
 

I can’t really think of anybody that gets me so worked up I want to fight them. Most people outside the cabal don’t get as mad at politicians as y’all do. 
 

One name that jumped to mind that isn’t purely political person but a scumbag criminal with a punchable face that is also anti Bitcoin. Jamie Dimon. 

There's that word again!

[RPM 26,381]

LOL "cabal". Conservatives have to label anyone that isn't in locked step with them. The way to do it and get a passive aggressive dig in is to label them something really awful, but not vulgar. Hey! Let's use something that sounds Islamic terrorist. CABAL!!! It's perfect and makes me giggle every time I type it. It's right up there with "tea sip". My point being that it's aggythink and that's always a sign of failure.

[wildcat09 29,447]

My vote is for Don Jr. The more coked up he is the better.

[GRHorn 105]

25 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Google 'Democrats receive death threats'  

Google 'Republican violence against Democrats'

Google 'Jan 6, 2021 US Capitol'

Then fuck off with this concept the "cabal" is this unhinged group of echo chamber liberals.  

The only actual violence perpetrated against members of Congress in recent memory was carried out by a Bernie Bro. Despite what AOC may have said. 

[Jive Turkey 12,675]

[Bateshorn 9,942]

Ron Johnson or Andy Harris. 

[wildcat09 29,447]

19 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

The only actual violence perpetrated against members of Congress in recent memory was carried out by a Bernie Bro. Despite what AOC may have said. 

I know you think this is clever, but it's really not.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,263]

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

I know you think this is clever, but it's really not.

He's a coward, a cunt and a traitor. 

[Nivek 17,016]

Lindsay Graham. 
I would beat the shame into him 

You know he would love it.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

42 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a coward, a cunt and a traitor. 

 

[RomaVicta 30,048]

 

Also, I'm going back to neg GR for a false equivocatin so obvious that he must know it's dishonest. I'll also save him some time.

GR: But what I said was true. A Bernie Bro did shoot up some Congresspersons.

Honest person: Then you must accept that Tim McVeigh represents the right in the same way, correct?

GR: They're not the same. McVeigh didn't attack Congress.

Honest person: Still, the equivocation works the same way.

GR gets called away stat on another phony Covid case and has no time to reply.

edit to make, like, better, man.

Edited April 27, 2021 by RomaVicta

[ChiTownDoc 21,183]

I'd like to change my answer to that fat fuck SOB Ted Cruz...asshole

[RexWilson 1,348]

Tag team match National level: Me and Colin Allred vs Cruz and McConnell.

State level: partner TBD but we take on Dan Patrick and Sid Miller.

[Hagbard Celine 10,967]

wheels is potter

 

[Hagbard Celine 10,967]

oh, and let me just quote that motherfucker who cost me 25k and had the gaul to go on a live news cast and tell us to shove it up our collective ass.

GRID PROTECTION.

[Bat Guano 359]

On 4/26/2021 at 8:55 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's dotard and it ain't even close.  Since I didn't see any fantasy parameters in the OP.  I'd make it where I'm at least 10 years older than him, and get his fat, orange ass to the mat and beat him until he admitted he LOST over and over and over again.  And after he said it a dozen times, I'd beat him until he was unconscious, throw water piss on him, wake him up and make him tell me he lost over and over again.  And then I'd beat him unconscious again. 

The End. 

This is very good. Just one small change to make it more better. It's the little things....