Who wants to marry a Bill(ionaire)

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

 

 

Edited May 3, 2021 by Kel Varnsen

[immamac 43003]

lmao what?

[Aqua Buddha 14608]

She must not have liked the explanation of why he was on Epstein’s plane.

[Trey3216 15355]

Another 12 digit divorce.  Luckily 'all' the money is tied up in the foundation.  How's poor Melinda gonna get by??  

[DaggerHorns 3085]

I’m contemplating a sex change and moving to Seattle.

Or I could just try to bag Melinda.

Edited May 3, 2021 by DaggerHorns
I have not thought this through...

[staboner 4984]

scrong edit ^

[Don Johnson 4755]

Time to get the Pussy Posse back together.

Edited May 3, 2021 by Don Johnson

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

Melinda, I know you're going through a rough time right now. I just want to say that I'm here for you.

[NAVY 6747]

Clever thread title is clever 

[Deej 76903]

Paging NowThis to the white courtesy phone.

[phdhorn 6224]

Guess the tracking chip in his covid vaccine worked a little too well.

[DaysOff 7971]

Wonder who gets the home on Mercer?

[Sawbonz 27585]

HALF EDDIE!!! HALF!!!

[Pato del Muerto 52585]

So will they divvy up ownership of the vaccine nanochips 50/50?  Who should I root for to get mine?

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

51 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Melinda, I know you're going through a rough time right now. I just want to say that I'm here for you.

[jeevsie 3739]

Melinda:

[PRONG HORN 3156]

She, he, or a collaborative effort, decided she should not be first lady.  That's all this is.  

[CooterBrown 18027]

Wonder who gets the home on Mercer?

Bill is keeping it. Melinda is buying Hawaii.

[washparkhorn 9939]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

How's poor Melinda gonna get by??  

Go back to acting?

[phdhorn 6224]

Attached, unavailable Melinda:



Unattached, no-words-can-describe-it rich Melinda:

[Superhero 8834]

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/03/bill-gates-and-melinda-gates-are-splitting-up.html

 

 

That's why you don't work with your spouse.

 

[Superhero 8834]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Melinda, I know you're going through a rough time right now. I just want to say that I'm here for you.

 

 

[Blotto 23570]

2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

Time to get the Pussy Posse back together.

Make it happen guys.

[TonyTexas 10525]

I figured that they would excel at their relationship but the outlook is not so good. Everything was not as it seemed on the surface. 

Edited May 4, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Pato del Muerto 52585]

25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I figured that they would excel at their relationship but the outlook is not so good. Everything was not as it seemed on the surface. 

Word. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

[Aqua Buddha 14608]

36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I figured that they would excel at their relationship but the outlook is not so good. Everything was not as it seemed on the surface. 

Figured they weren't on the same Team.

[clapclapclap 9000]

24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Word. 

to your motherboard

[Trey3216 15355]

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Word. 

Very edge-y.  

[rpspeed 1400]

i'll stay a poors(relativley speaking)

[RollLeft 5045]

Come home to Texas Mel.  

[Guest Lobo]

A gates marriage will not Works.

She looks like she could rip the cap off a longneck with her barehands.  Even if it's not a twistoff.  

Edited May 4, 2021 by Lobo

[atomheartbevo 89787]

4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Attached, unavailable Melinda:



Unattached, no-words-can-describe-it rich Melinda:

 

[B00M 6461]

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

i'll stay a poors(relativley speaking)

She looks like she'd know how to please @NowThis

[staboner 4984]

4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

[Stunns38 3548]

I figured that they would excel at their relationship but the outlook is not so good. Everything was not as it seemed on the surface. 

Now she can come to the darkside and have some of this Chrome.

[washparkhorn 9939]

Microsoft was Melinda's nickname for Bill.

[Henry Hill 3156]

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Now she can come to the darkside and have some of this Chrome.

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

i'll stay a poors(relativley speaking)

I’d fuck that dude for a billion. 

[lmao 178]

9 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Guess the tracking chip in his covid vaccine worked a little too well.

Not for the third world though. Because shareholde...erm standards.

Edited May 4, 2021 by lmao

[lmao 178]

4 hours ago, rpspeed said:

i'll stay a poors(relativley speaking)

[52-80 19241]

Asking the public to respect your privacy is exactly how you don’t get it. 
 

Can’t wait to see how Swole bill gets though. He’s probably already asking Bezos for workout tips. 

[Trey3216 15355]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Asking the public to respect your privacy is exactly how you don’t get it. 
 

Can’t wait to see how Swole bill gets though. He’s probably already asking Bezos for workout tips. 

Bill’s gonna get real adventurous: he’s gonna play the $25 table blackjack rather than the $5 when he’s in Vegas.  

[BurntOrange&White 40003]

 

 

 

[millhouse 2617]

Someone please tweet bill the link for seeking arrangements or the sugar baby thread

[Lat22 4015]

Business transaction plain and simple. Liquidate a shit ton of stock while the market is at record levels without drawing any real attention 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

This all makes sense now.

-Microsoft “XBox”

['stache 21860]

14 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Microsoft was Melinda's nickname for Bill.

She's lying.

Bill Gates Offering $1 Million To Anyone Who Can Design Condom He Can’t Break

MEDINA, WA—Explaining that not a single one has ever been able to contain his “monster hog,” billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates reportedly offered $1 million Wednesday to any person who designs a condom he can’t break. “While I wish all who enter good luck, I should warn you that the most gifted minds have repeatedly failed to develop a rubber that can withstand the thrusting of this massive, throbbing one-eyed monster of mine. My gigantic cock splits them apart every time,” said Gates, adding, “I know how to fucking work it,” and that he will likely just put most participants’ contraceptives “through their paces with my anaconda dick.” “Peek into our bedroom, and all you’ll find is a graveyard of sad, tattered condoms. Trojans, Magnums, Skyns, it doesn’t matter—when I bust a nut, the pathetic latex bursts apart like a firehose blasting through a piece of goddamn paper. Frankly, I don’t see why this katana of mine won’t simply cut through every sheath on planet Earth, the way I shoot my load. I commend whoever dares tame this beast; however, it’s almost certain to be a losing battle.” At press time, a nude, fully erect Gates stood towering over what remained of more than 10,000 torn and tattered experimental contraceptives.

https://www.theonion.com/bill-gates-offering-1-million-to-anyone-who-can-design-1829496936

 

[speed817 19458]

So that's what Bill has been up to....

 

[DonkeyCigars 143]

She will get billions, but it won't be Madame Bezos billions:

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The Gateses are believed to have a prenuptial agreement, but its details aren’t publicly known. The divorce petition notes that there is a separation contract in place.

Sounds like there was a pre-negotiated (and likely way worse than a 50/50 split) for a divorce or separation event as a contingency.

Gen-Z and Younger Millennials can claim Buffett is no longer the king and, tech rules everything around me (T.R.E.A.M get that money, dollar dolla bill yall), but he's still the GOAT at dispensing and dispositioning with his meddlesome priest.

I think they've been legally married but physically separated for decades (she hooked him up with her best friend if memory serves) because, like Chappelle or Chris Rock would say, ole Warren B knows what all hood rich dudes know-- "it's cheaper to keep'her".

Edited May 4, 2021 by DonkeyCigars