Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.

[hayden_horn 11360]

well, color me surprised. they fucking elected her to replace cheney

[Js1 85113]

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

[hayden_horn 11360]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

I'm watching mccarthy speak right now. i think i hate him. i might start a thread about him

[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

I'm watching mccarthy speak right now. i think i hate him. i might start a thread about him

It should start with “Putin pays Trump...swear to God!”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/17/putin-pays-donald-trump-kevin-mccarthy-recording

[Neonmoon 38127]

Can we change the thread title to incorporate the word “ ditchpig”

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

How it started/how it’s going

[Underdog 28457]

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

[High Plains Drifter 10978]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

 

 

who is the creeper in the middle?

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol Y’all have never heard “ditchpig”??

Don’t know where my gump ass picked it up, since it’s apparently a Canadian insult??

But I love it. I actually can’t believe I’ve never used it here before now.

It’s so perfectly illustrative of women like Elise and MGT.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

her body finally caught up to that huge fucking melon of hers

[Underdog 28457]

Covid-259?

[Guadaloopy 10926]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Covid-259?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Vic Mackey is hoping this thread gets moved to another forum.

[washparkhorn 9935]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

And her "dating" profile would look like this:

Not that any of that matters, of course. 

I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmm . . . 
Ooh, ooh, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said . . . You ain't seen nothin' yet

 

 

[Js1 85113]

 

[HenryJames 65890]

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Upstate 7.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

 

[UpperWestside 6136]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How it started/how it’s going

I don’t care what she looks like, but from those two photos it looks like living a life filled with hate for others ages you in a way similar to what meth does.

[Jive Turkey 12568]

7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

did she eat Liz Cheney?

[lmao 178]

She looks like the chubby 5 in a sorority that lets EVERYONE hit. I'm sure wherever she went she's a part of sorostitute lore.

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[Beau Vine 54004]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

Edited May 15, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Js1 85113]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Thank Gob for shadowpuppets.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

This is why we can't have nice things. 

[skeeter 453]

On 5/14/2021 at 10:08 AM, Underdog said:

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

“... looks good on her, though.”

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Freebird!

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[mdmost 42865]

Well, she kissed his ass enough to now be #3 in the House Republican leadership. That's quite the rapid ascent. 

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

 

Edited May 20, 2021 by Bullneck

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

The kids are grifting? I’m so confused right now.

 

[The Royal We 3066]

What a stupid cunt. 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

32 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

What a stupid cunt. 

Yep. That’s all that needs to be said about her ever. 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

[RomaVicta 29794]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Any quotable "rationale" will do for the fanatical faithful. In their minds, now satisfied with this explanation, they can turn to outrage that poor Elise is being persecuted by the socialist baby-blood-bathers. That's, of course, if they had any problem with what Elise said in the first place.

Narrator: They didn't. 

[Red Five 40666]

12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

Neat little trick right? It used to be if you said stupid/crazy things your career would soon be over. Now you can say whatever the hell you want and then follow it up with "that's not what I meant/stupid liberal media misquoted me" etc.

Or in the case of Trump, you eventually come back to "actually that's exactly what I meant". 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Makes sense. Like the popular pedoatric medications pedolyte and pedosure. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

 

lol

I’m so proud of my pedo for making the Dean’s List.

[Sawbonz 27436]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[Underdog 28457]

Good fucking job, New York. 

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[C-Man 27058]

3 hours ago, lemonlime said:

 

There's some good shit at that link.

[Underdog 28457]

Distracted from caring for her’s and Gym’s new kid.  

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

 

 

[Blotto 23434]

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

There's some good shit at that link.

Toby has been busy

 

And keeping true to the GOP grift angle, Toby will even let you pay him for his efforts! I would like to think that no magtard would be dumb enough to actually donate money to him, but who am I kidding.