Elise Stefanik needs her own thread. She's gonna be a GQP big player.

[hayden_horn 11402]

well, color me surprised. they fucking elected her to replace cheney

[Js1 87046]

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

[hayden_horn 11402]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. 134-46 with some other write-ins

I'm watching mccarthy speak right now. i think i hate him. i might start a thread about him

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

I'm watching mccarthy speak right now. i think i hate him. i might start a thread about him

It should start with “Putin pays Trump...swear to God!”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/17/putin-pays-donald-trump-kevin-mccarthy-recording

[Neonmoon 38130]

Can we change the thread title to incorporate the word “ ditchpig”

[Chuckie Finster 22994]

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

[DigglerontheHoof 21532]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

How it started/how it’s going

[Underdog 29114]

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

[High Plains Drifter 11165]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

 

 

who is the creeper in the middle?

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol Y’all have never heard “ditchpig”??

Don’t know where my gump ass picked it up, since it’s apparently a Canadian insult??

But I love it. I actually can’t believe I’ve never used it here before now.

It’s so perfectly illustrative of women like Elise and MGT.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34090]

her body finally caught up to that huge fucking melon of hers

[Underdog 29114]

Covid-259?

[Guadaloopy 11126]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Covid-259?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34090]

[HornOnTheBayou 9057]

Vic Mackey is hoping this thread gets moved to another forum.

[washparkhorn 9969]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

And her "dating" profile would look like this:

Not that any of that matters, of course. 

I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmm . . . 
Ooh, ooh, she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said . . . You ain't seen nothin' yet

 

 

[Js1 87046]

 

[HenryJames 67141]

5 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

Upstate 7.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

 

[UpperWestside 6263]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How it started/how it’s going

I don’t care what she looks like, but from those two photos it looks like living a life filled with hate for others ages you in a way similar to what meth does.

[Jive Turkey 12931]

7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Selling your soul to the Republican Party has side effects, it seems.

did she eat Liz Cheney?

[lmao 178]

She looks like the chubby 5 in a sorority that lets EVERYONE hit. I'm sure wherever she went she's a part of sorostitute lore.

[Bullneck 19461]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55844]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

Edited May 15, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Js1 87046]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

Thank Gob for shadowpuppets.

[Biff Tannen 46079]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That's fake, bro.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stefanik-middle-finger-impeachment/

This is why we can't have nice things. 

[skeeter 455]

On 5/14/2021 at 10:08 AM, Underdog said:

Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it.  

“... looks good on her, though.”

 

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Freebird!

[HenryJames 67141]

 

[mdmost 43862]

Well, she kissed his ass enough to now be #3 in the House Republican leadership. That's quite the rapid ascent. 

[Bullneck 19461]

 

 

 

Edited May 20, 2021 by Bullneck

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34090]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13620]

 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9950]

The kids are grifting? I’m so confused right now.

 

[The Royal We 3096]

What a stupid cunt. 

[Biff Tannen 46079]

32 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

What a stupid cunt. 

Yep. That’s all that needs to be said about her ever. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

[RomaVicta 30513]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Any quotable "rationale" will do for the fanatical faithful. In their minds, now satisfied with this explanation, they can turn to outrage that poor Elise is being persecuted by the socialist baby-blood-bathers. That's, of course, if they had any problem with what Elise said in the first place.

Narrator: They didn't. 

[Red Five 41624]

12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Between the lady running for Senate in PA and Elise, it is obvious Rs know they can say something to whip up their base but then easily deny ever saying it. Journalist and Americans don’t care. 

Neat little trick right? It used to be if you said stupid/crazy things your career would soon be over. Now you can say whatever the hell you want and then follow it up with "that's not what I meant/stupid liberal media misquoted me" etc.

Or in the case of Trump, you eventually come back to "actually that's exactly what I meant". 

[Pato del Muerto 53379]

Makes sense. Like the popular pedoatric medications pedolyte and pedosure. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

 

lol

I’m so proud of my pedo for making the Dean’s List.

[Sawbonz 28097]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[Underdog 29114]

Good fucking job, New York. 

[lemonlime 5503]

 

[C-Man 27710]

3 hours ago, lemonlime said:

 

There's some good shit at that link.

[Underdog 29114]

Distracted from caring for her’s and Gym’s new kid.  

[Francisco 2.0 32553]

 

 

[Blotto 23978]

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

There's some good shit at that link.

Toby has been busy

 

And keeping true to the GOP grift angle, Toby will even let you pay him for his efforts! I would like to think that no magtard would be dumb enough to actually donate money to him, but who am I kidding.