This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out

[Crapinon 2244]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Pretty sure he was knocked out even though he didn’t go down. 

 

 

 

 

That's some Rocky level punch taking.

 

[irishtexan 11433]

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

That's some Rocky level punch taking.

 

he wasn't taking punches. Like the dude at Applebees, he's was just face slapping lil dude over and over and over again. Lil dude did clearly get pretty faded from those slaps.

[closetohumping 17334]

4 hours ago, Crapinon said:

That's some Rocky level punch taking.

 

I think more often than not, "I'll let you take the first swing because I'm not allowed to touch you first" isn't really being magnanimous, he just doesn't want to fight.

[Deej 76299]

"I'm gonna let you live, but don't ever touch me again."

[DigglerontheHoof 20910]

13 hours ago, irishtexan said:

he wasn't taking punches. Like the dude at Applebees, he's was just face slapping lil dude over and over and over again. Lil dude did clearly get pretty faded from those slaps.

Yep and just like the Applebees dude, it was a more humiliating beatdown b/c of it.  "Bitch, I'm not even gonna bother making a fist, b/c you're such a pussy..."

[Tylerocks 2542]

Still lol'ing at Slapplebee's.

[Jhawkmvp 1488]

 

Edited March 7, 2022 by Jhawkmvp

[Jhawkmvp 1488]

grr did not show the knock out

 

[DigglerontheHoof 20910]

Definition of FAFO

[tx ind 6949]

I love how in half of these it goes from "beat his ass" to "whoa whoa whoa, that's enough"

Edited March 7, 2022 by tx ind

[Incredulity 11346]

25 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I love how in half of these it goes from "beat his ass" to "whoa whoa whoa, that's enough"

[tfoolry 8167]

 

 

[tx ind 6949]

that southpaw action confused the shit out of them

[tfoolry 8167]

Confused these two as well.

 

 

 

[futureman 22365]

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Confused these two as well.

 

 

 

hell yeah

[huge 3785]

definitely FAAFO

dont start no shit and whatnot

[crash_davis 23070]

catalytic converter thieves. dude went hulk smash on them

https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/tb3pw4/two_men_got_caught_stealing_catalytic_converters/

 

[CooterBrown 17807]

catalytic converter thieves. dude went hulk smash on them
https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/tb3pw4/two_men_got_caught_stealing_catalytic_converters/
 

That dude had some pent up anger he unleashed on those thieves. He may have killed that second guy with that final kick to the back of the head.

[Bigbend1812 12871]

35 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That dude had some pent up anger he unleashed on those thieves. He may have killed that second guy with that final kick to the back of the head.

[TexArcher 37367]

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

That dude had some pent up anger he unleashed on those thieves. He may have killed that second guy with that final kick to the back of the head.

Aw, man, a dead thief.  You hate to see it.

[Steel Shank 9354]

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

That dude had some pent up anger he unleashed on those thieves. He may have killed that second guy with that final kick to the back of the head.

He died of natural causes.

-- Sheriff Ed Tom Bell

[closetohumping 17334]

21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

That dude had some pent up anger he unleashed on those thieves. He may have killed that second guy with that final kick to the back of the head.

Maybe someone stole his catalytic converter last week?

[closetohumping 17334]

On 2/20/2022 at 3:28 PM, HenryJames said:

That guy’s really going to hate black people now.

They just have to control their emotions.

 

 

Sad to say that's not the first time I've heard someone say "there's black people and then there are _______"

[ROFL BOX 6641]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

They just have to control their emotions.

 

 

Sad to say that's not the first time I've heard someone say "there's black people and then there are _______"

When I was around 10 years old, I had picked up this affectation.  It was a sorta "natural" thing that just flowed like saying "Hi" to someone you pass in the grocery store aisles.

I didn't even notice it, even if I didn't really ever have those sorta ideas in my head.  I'd rather go with "There's humans, & then there's assholes."

[SquishMitten 10376]

On 3/7/2022 at 8:16 AM, tx ind said:

I love how in half of these it goes from "beat his ass" to "whoa whoa whoa, that's enough"

Meh. That's how it should go. Make your point, but don't keep pounding their head in to the ground while they're already concussed. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

 

 

[royiv 9111]

29 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

 

 

The Taco Bell gong when the dude gets dropped on his head had me rolling.

[Crapinon 2244]

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

 

 

And just to be safe, he took the time to reposition his mask after face slamming him into the concrete. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33769]

22 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

 

 

came to post that one. damn

[MissingInAction 24687]

Those dudes are in too good of shape to be taco bell patrons.

[crash_davis 23070]

bruce would be proud.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/tfd41y/do_you_want_me_to_mow_your_legs_down_again/

from comments, drunk old dudes hit ambulance, get out and tries to start shit with the driver.

[nnm 35798]

Convenient that he’s an amber lamps driver, as the 2nd old dude definitely needs an amber lamps after meeting the pavement with his head. 

[High Plains Drifter 10961]

 

2nd guy is lucky he didn't get the same, charging up like that.

 

(in response to taco bell throw down)

 

 

Edited March 17, 2022 by High Plains Drifter

[nnm 35798]

Very satisfying. Except for he obnoxious dubbed soundtrack. 

 

[Sbbruin 21647]

Dude can throw hands.

[fattyflattie 4636]

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Dude can enjoys throwing hands.

 

[Augustus 3061]

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Dude can throw hands.

No kidding.  I'm thinking, "How much do these idiots need to see (feel)?"  Jesus, walk away.

[Incredulity 11346]

 

[lilMAC25 3773]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/sc46ec/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb

 

 

not sure if that will imbed correctly or not.

[AUS-97HORN 11575]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

Very satisfying. Except for he obnoxious dubbed soundtrack. 

 

 

legit question....  is he the aggressor for no reason?

 

I could see an argument that he was protecting the ladies and loser who kept trying to pull them away.

 

but I could also see an argument where he bows up, shoulder checks the guys who may or may not have been tracking down the ladies.... and then starts throwing hands for his enjoyment. 

 

kinda reminds me of the gutter cockney, wales and scottish fights where a dude just wants to throw hands and fuck shit up. 

[bmbmd 1026]

https://twitter.com/Home_Of_FSM/status/1505625418807795720?s=20&t=6k17PqwvnxmYSHkK0GcpVg

I count 14.

Edited March 20, 2022 by bmbmd

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

22 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

https://twitter.com/Home_Of_FSM/status/1505625418807795720?s=20&t=6k17PqwvnxmYSHkK0GcpVg

I count 14.

Bus driver fucked that dude up good. I could NOT do that job

[Blotto 23343]

That bus patron had a hell of a plan there. Bitch slap the driver a couple of times, and then let the driver tire himself as he beats the fuck out of his face. Flawless execution.

[Guest Lobo]

"You kept making all the stops?" 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Some bully fucked around and found out

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Still my favorite fight of all time. Spoilered because VERY NSFW

Spoiler

 

 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9775]

Thunder Thots 😂

Edited March 21, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Thunder Thots 😂

It's one of my favorite subreddits.  What does that say about me?

[futureman 22365]

On 3/20/2022 at 6:16 PM, Lobo said:

"You kept making all the stops?" 

people kept ringing the bell!

[Superhero 8687]