This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out

[nnm 36327]

 

[Superhero 8824]

21 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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One punch, one sandal knockout.   

 

Subway beatdown  

Lol at the guy going back to the counter to order lunch.

[Guest Lobo]

Very subtle footwork by the dude in blue.  He didn't swing it correct, but he landed with the weight in the right places.  

Also, was the guy that got hit in a Trader Joe's shirt?  You know how that company is, he might look like the stock boy, but he's probably the Chief Financial Officer.  

[closetohumping 17431]

25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Very subtle footwork by the dude in blue.  He didn't swing it correct, but he landed with the weight in the right places.  

Also, was the guy that got hit in a Trader Joe's shirt?  You know how that company is, he might look like the stock boy, but he's probably the Chief Financial Officer.  

Sent it to a friend of mine who takes a boxing class and I’ll be damned if he didn’t rip apart the guy on blues technique 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Sent it to a friend of mine who takes a boxing class and I’ll be damned if he didn’t rip apart the guy on blues technique 

Critique all you want, but when it’s time to boogie anything can happen. It landed when it needed to and in the end that’s all that counts

[Superhero 8824]

On 5/27/2021 at 4:00 AM, nnm said:

 

That was clearly a dive. Wonder how much money he put against himself going down in the first round. 

[Guest Lobo]

18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Sent it to a friend of mine who takes a boxing class and I’ll be damned if he didn’t rip apart the guy on blues technique 

Your friend needs to take more classes then.   It wasn't textbook, but the guy in blue did pretty well given the circumstances.  There's a reason why pro boxers don't spar with one flip-flop on greasy fake tile.  Most of it was dumb luck actually because the guy in red was probably fucked up.  He leaned in every so slightly at the very last moment to catch the cross of the fist, and blue threw his weight over his hips at the exact right moment and he dragged his right foot into the blow to finish the transfer.  He led perfectly, and got a break with the rest of his movement because the dumbass red leaned into it all and caught all the momentum (which wasn't that much actually) at the exact wrong time and place.  Blue's follow-thru met Red's dumbassness at the perfect time.  Left barefoot started the story, right flip flop ended it.  And the chips rack lives to tell the tale.  

But yeah, 4 times outta 5, that punch is not gonna knock anybody out.  But it's a fucking Subway.  No rules man, not even for the food.  

Edited May 28, 2021 by Lobo

[closetohumping 17431]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Your friend needs to take more classes then.   It wasn't textbook, but the guy in blue did pretty well given the circumstances.  There's a reason why pro boxers don't spar with one flip-flop on greasy fake tile.  Most of it was dumb luck actually because the guy in red was probably fucked up.  He leaned in every so slightly at the very last moment to catch the cross of the fist, and blue threw his weight over his hips at the exact right moment and he dragged his right foot into the blow to finish the transfer.  He led perfectly, and got a break with the rest of his movement because the dumbass red leaned into it all and caught all the momentum (which wasn't that much actually) at the exact wrong time and place.  Blue's follow-thru met Red's dumbassness at the perfect time.  Left barefoot started the story, right flip flop ended it.  And the chips rack lives to tell the tale.  

But yeah, 4 times outta 5, that punch is not gonna knock anybody out.  But it's a fucking Subway.  No rules man, not even for the food.  

I agree.  It wasn’t textbook weight shift or whatever but given the circumstances it was a nice compact quick punch.  Some people just have heavy hands as well

 

 

no rules.  Just right 

Edited May 28, 2021 by closetohumping

[Guest Lobo]

I haven't landed a punch like that in years, but if I did---I wouldn't celebrate it at fucking Subway.  But that's what makes the guy in Blue even more boss.  I hope the clerk gave him extra cheese or something.  I also picture friends and family of the guy in red watching this video and thinking, "Yep...Saturday night. Fucking Doug....."  

[Trey3216 15343]

On 5/17/2021 at 7:09 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I can't defend OU fans that show up fighting.  Most are t shirt fans...not that it makes it better.  I'll say in all my times in Dallas for that particular weekend I saw more friendly fire with drunk dipshit OU fans.  Whether it was the frat/sorority shit or later years just pregaming etc.  That being said, many of those fans know a thing or two about fighting. Growing up with a wrestler brother in that backwards ass state, you didn't really talk shit unless you were 100% ready to throw down right then and there.  After moving on (thank God) I've been amazed at how many people are willing to talk shit (like the guy who got clobbered here) but just stand around when approached in an aggressive manner.  There's no chest bumping and shit talking once someone gets within that radius.  And LOL at seeing his glasses leave the stadium.  Max lulz...

Need a Pujols/Lidge gif of the glasses   

[SurlyGator 864]

17 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Critique all you want, but when it’s time to boogie anything can happen. It landed when where it needed to and in the end that’s all that counts

FIFY.  Anatomy and physics were not his friends that day.

[SKJ 1311]

It looks clear to me that he has boxed in some capacity. His plant foot slipped,  though.  You can see his right foot move correctly for the overhand and then it loses traction so he uses his front foot to pull the punch through

[Homesickhorn 2202]

It looks clear to me that he has boxed in some capacity. His plant foot slipped,  though.  You can see his right foot move correctly for the overhand and then it loses traction so he uses his front foot to pull the punch through

Este^^^.

[Superhero 8824]

BTW, just want to say in honor of AAPI month, I approve of any video where an asian person knocks out one of you whiteys.

[closetohumping 17431]

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

BTW, just want to say in honor of AAPI month, I approve of any video where an asian person knocks out one of you whiteys.

Especially since Whitey started it and Asian bro was trying like hell not to fight

[Vic Mackey 47006]

 

[closetohumping 17431]

On 5/28/2021 at 2:33 PM, Superhero said:

BTW, just want to say in honor of AAPI month, I approve of any video where an asian person knocks out one of you whiteys.

Did you mean AP math?

[Superhero 8824]

On 5/30/2021 at 8:09 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

And THAT’S how you did in a street fight. 

[closetohumping 17431]

On 5/30/2021 at 11:09 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

Clearly after the bell

[nnm 36327]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 

I’m sure it was worth fighting over whatever to knock someone out and their head hits the concrete

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m sure it was worth fighting over whatever to knock someone out and their head hits the concrete

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

[closetohumping 17431]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Grampa doing work

[BHMCruiser 1813]

[nnm 36327]

52 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

Perfect gif is perfect. 

[TexArcher 37760]

That was very satisfying.  Scrawny bastard thought he could play tough guy without having to actually fight and got slept by somebody's grandpappy.  

[Superhero 8824]

AAPI month is over, but videos of Asians beating up racists are always welcome.

Yes I’ve had my fair share of racist events, so it’s gratifying to see racists get the shit beat out of them.

 

Clearly the Asian gramps had some training. He had one hand on the guy’s chest to maintain distance and a fist on standby. 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Lulz

"Suns in four" is the chef's kiss.

[deadshank 24652]

On 6/8/2021 at 10:41 AM, Doc Reeves said:

 

He was going to be out cold after his trip to the pub anyway so he saved a few pounds but still got the headache.  

[CooterBrown 18001]

Clearly the Asian gramps had some training. He had one hand on the guy’s chest to maintain distance and a fist on standby. 

When an old man is asking you if “you want it” while in in a fighting stance, it may be time to reassess who you are fucking with. Guaranteed that dude kicked his fair share of ass over the years.

[closetohumping 17431]

8 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 

When an old man is asking you if “you want it” while in in a fighting stance, it may be time to reassess who you are fucking with. Guaranteed that dude kicked his fair share of ass over the years.

 

Reminds me of the Sooner bathroom brawl with the wrestlers.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Lulz
"Suns in four" is the chef's kiss.

This made me smile.

[Guest]

Dude had to be a Coyote player, right?  Perfect hockey form, grabbing the shirt and pulling opponent's face to his fist.

Would be awesome if the crowd pulled a Spartacus when security showed up.

[deadshank 24652]

17 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 

When an old man is asking you if “you want it” while in in a fighting stance, it may be time to reassess who you are fucking with. Guaranteed that dude kicked his fair share of ass over the years.

 

This right here.  
 

My dear old dad perfected this.  
 

His posing “are you sure you want to do this?” to some fool was not false bravado or a rhetorical question.  It was a forecast of imminent missing teeth and split heads.  Good heavens he could bring it. 

[Clintonaldo 2572]

I generally don’t like watching violence but I absolutely love it when a bully gets their fuck beat. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 6/8/2021 at 1:51 PM, closetohumping said:

Grampa doing work

Fucker should have had his lucky charms with him.

[66BUFF 2562]

22 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Lulz

"Suns in four" is the chef's kiss.

Pro sports fans are scum.

[Vic Mackey 47006]

Lmao. He picked the wrong dude to fuck with

 

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

 

note to self: don't start shit with Asian olds.

 

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

note to self: don't start shit with Asian olds.

 

You’re probably fine with your average, run-of-the-mill Asian old.  Stay away from the ones who own small retail businesses in rough neighborhoods.

[mininghorn88 2275]

10 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You’re probably fine with your average, run-of-the-mill Asian old.  Stay away from the ones who own small retail businesses in rough neighborhoods.

Truth. They survived that long for a reason.

[closetohumping 17431]

 

The shirt should've been a warning.

 

[Trey3216 15343]

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

The shirt should've been a warning.

 

Lol.  Fucking douche got knocked out while dude was still swinging the 3rd punch of the combo  

[mchookem 16318]

i dunno... that seemed like a bit of an over-reaction 😳 i'd say the dude swinging is the far bigger asshole, he was the initial aggressor with the shove. looks like roid rage.

[closetohumping 17431]

42 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i dunno... that seemed like a bit of an over-reaction 😳 i'd say the dude swinging is the far bigger asshole, he was the initial aggressor with the shove. looks like roid rage.

Wasn't a shove and little used car salesman was blocking the walkway.  He clearly said something to the guy with the "anytime anywhere" tank top.  Little guy flinched at him too.

[Tylerocks 2553]

https://www.mmafighting.com/2021/6/29/22554854/joe-schilling-says-man-he-knocked-out-in-bar-screamed-racist-slurs-claims-self-defense

 

Schilling says the dude was being fucking clown. Rapping the n word to black staff members and in general being a fucking tool.  

 

From the article:

 

“[The man] yells, ‘HEY’ I turn around and he flexes on me ... bad decisions are made every day,” Schilling wrote.

 

 

[mchookem 16318]

wait...so this guy really is an mma fighter? lol

"i was scared for my life"

 

 

Edited June 29, 2021 by mchookem

[conVINCEd 21469]

Note to self:  don’t get into a bar fight with a MMA fighter.