This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out

[closetohumping 17,330]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

That was kind of lame by upper ground guy. Went in punching when the guy was still climbing and defenseless. And didn’t score the KO despite the advantage. 

Yeah, but the dude was about to fight him, so why not?  Looked like three dudes from the south.

[closetohumping 17,330]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

Informal poll, cheap shot or not?

[Bozo_Casanova 26,118]

Nobody got knocked out, but feelings were and are definitely hurt. 

Sound on

 

[SquishMitten 10,375]

43 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Informal poll, cheap shot or not?

Nah. They were pretty much squared up. Hard to tell who was saying what, but I think the last thing the skinny dude said was "c'mon ... I'm right the fuck here you little (THWACK)"

[smuggs 9,318]

If the meeting was meant to be a conversation between the two dudes I'd say it was rather cheap. A person already recording video and the two girls lined up like spectators in the background tell me this was a scheduled bout, however.

Skinny dude should have been prepared - cheap shot challenge overruled.

[Bigbend1812 12,871]

45 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nobody got knocked out, but feelings were and are definitely hurt. 

Sound on

 

[Vic Mackey 46,792]

5 hours ago, smuggs said:

I'd like to know more about Dodger girl with the naughty finger.

 

 

That's my kind of woman! After seeing so many videos, I need to go seat in the outfield at Dodger Stadium. Rangers fans are boring as hell.

[tfoolry 8,165]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Nobody got knocked out, but feelings were and are definitely hurt. 

Sound on

 

That’s methed up. 

[Kennythetiger 9,310]

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

If the meeting was meant to be a conversation between the two dudes I'd say it was rather cheap. A person already recording video and the two girls lined up like spectators in the background tell me this was a scheduled bout, however.

Skinny dude should have been prepared - cheap shot challenge overruled.

Agreed.
Did you see the part where pants-in-boots almost pulled a Mr. Miyagi and let the chubby fella break his fist on the tree?  

[Kennythetiger 9,310]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

That’s methed up. 

Couple of observations:

1.  ”I’m giving you five minutes to get off my lawn.”  What kind of pussy-ass threat is that?

2.  If I’m arguing with the meth-head neighbors and tell my wife to shut up, I think I’d be safer doing meth with the neighbors than sleeping in my own bed that night. 

[closetohumping 17,330]

 

[BrickHorn 18,111]

Dude pulled the classic bird hunter paradox. Aim for a whole flock, and you won’t hit any one target. 

[futureman 22,363]

I wonder what the kids were doing to incite that rage. 

[MissingInAction 24,684]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I wonder what the kids were doing to incite that rage. 

Having once driven a few opposing players parents insane from the student section at DKR, I have a pretty good idea. Whiskey drunk+the energy/stupidity of 19-21 year olds = peak assholery.

Edited September 5, 2021 by MissingInAction

[tfoolry 8,165]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I wonder what the kids were doing to incite that rage. 

Kids are fucked. Sad. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,575]

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Having once driven a few opposing players parents insane from the student section at DKR, I have a pretty good idea. Whiskey drunk+the energy/stupidity of 19-21 year olds = peak assholery.

well, that, and being a "Top 10" team losing to an unranked team where you only scored 10 points against them, while the kids taunt you.

 

although it takes a special level of stupid to charge ten 18-22 year olds who clearly are more than ready to take your crazy ass. 

[MissingInAction 24,684]

Me and a buddy were in the ou sucks section for the 09 win, drunk, and mouthy. I am in a shiny burnt orange jersey, and at 6'3" 250 I stand out like a zit on a nose. DPD Officer  actually came over and told us to STFU before we get ourselves killed because there's nothing they would be able to do to help us.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I wonder what the kids were doing to incite that rage. 

They didn't have to do anything.

He probably raged out because he has Mack Brown coaching his team.

 

[closetohumping 17,330]

13 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Dude pulled the classic bird hunter paradox. Aim for a whole flock, and you won’t hit any one target. 

Looked like he was able to land one 

[futureman 22,363]

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Looked like he was able to land one 

all I know is he would left you bloody and unconscious in those bleachers.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,791]

Black dude is extremely lucky the dude he put to sleep regained consciousness. Too many times a guy hits their head wrong on the concrete and dies

[tfoolry 8,165]

Can’t we all just get along?

[tfoolry 8,165]

 

 

[SurlyBDR 22,479]

41 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

 

Black dude is extremely lucky the dude he put to sleep regained consciousness. Too many times a guy hits their head wrong on the concrete and dies

 

Guy that got knocked out was trying to "protect" the girl very poorly on the other side of her, but that's after his buddy standing right next to him with the backward hat threw the weakest punch in the history of punches. Black dude just started swinging after he got shoved

Edited September 5, 2021 by SurlyBDR

[nnm 35,797]

3 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

KO?

[tfoolry 8,165]

Wood

 

 

 

[tfoolry 8,165]

What’s her Surly handle?

[Underdog 28,359]

Jade? 

[Braff Zacklin 13,325]

20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Me and a buddy were in the ou sucks section for the 09 win, drunk, and mouthy. I am in a shiny burnt orange jersey, and at 6'3" 250 I stand out like a zit on a nose. DPD Officer  actually came over and told us to STFU before we get ourselves killed because there's nothing they would be able to do to help us.

In hindsight, the officer was probably a Sooner and just wanted you to STFU. 

Is that what happened, @Constant?

[Constant 6,679]

6 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

In hindsight, the officer was probably a Sooner and just wanted you to STFU. 

Is that what happened, @Constant?

I maintain neutrality while working the game. Maybe a hidden fist pump here and there but it’s easier to not openly pick a side since I roam the entire east side. 

Edited September 5, 2021 by Constant

[conVINCEd 21,468]

3 hours ago, Constant said:

I maintain neutrality while working the game. Maybe a hidden fist pump here and there but it’s easier to not openly pick a side since I roam the entire east side. 

[Superhero 8,687]

On 9/5/2021 at 12:47 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

This is a like telenovela. So many storylines converging, it's hard to follow.

[nnm 35,797]

Self-TKO by Mr. Mouth  

 

[nnm 35,797]

Awesome amateur fight in Panama. Billy Bad Ass (or Carlos chingón in local parlance, I suppose) Fs around and finds out. 

 

[MissingInAction 24,684]

Lol at the comments. Scott Sterling special.

[smuggs 9,318]

20 hours ago, nnm said:

Awesome amateur fight in Panama. Billy Bad Ass (or Carlos chingón in local parlance, I suppose) Fs around and finds out. 

 

This was highly entertaining.

[PittsburghTiger 6,101]

On 9/15/2021 at 12:32 PM, nnm said:

Awesome amateur fight in Panama. Billy Bad Ass (or Carlos chingón in local parlance, I suppose) Fs around and finds out. 

 

Four Knockdown Rule was in effect.

[ROFL BOX 6,641]

The "camera" operator for that Panama thing needs to have their ass beaten.

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[Prepuce of Doom 20,948]

 

 

Edited September 17, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[tfoolry 8,165]

Hasta luego. 
 

 

 

 

[TexArcher 37,365]

Dude's left hand never left his pocket, lol.

[nnm 35,797]

I lived in ABQ when the late Johnny Tapia was in his prime, before he had many of his derailing addiction interruptions to his career (multiple titles from flyweight to lightweight). He liked to party. A lot. And get rowdy. I never personally saw him put dudes to sleep out of the ring, but heard several first hand stories of him putting dudes like that bouncer out cold. Apparently it was pretty awesome to see when it happened. 

[Hpara759 1,777]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

I lived in ABQ when the late Johnny Tapia was in his prime, before he had many of his derailing addiction interruptions to his career (multiple titles from flyweight to lightweight). He liked to party. A lot. And get rowdy. I never personally saw him put dudes to sleep out of the ring, but heard several first hand stories of him putting dudes like that bouncer out cold. Apparently it was pretty awesome to see when it happened. 

 

[cmontexas 3,234]

Hook like Johnny Tapia

Dopehouse living prosperous

I tip my waitress and she can't stop saying "gracias"

[Droopy 2,621]

On 9/3/2021 at 8:07 AM, smuggs said:

I'd like to know more about Dodger girl with the naughty finger.

 

 

 

On 9/3/2021 at 8:20 AM, Handcruser said:

That’s what I was thinking too lol

I was at the World Series last year, I can confirm that she is a "ride or die bitch" and will "cut a motherfucker". Their hair was did and they were dressed up and glittery, but they would handle business if anyone started any shit. Talked shit to the CF the ENTIRE GAME. 

[Steamboat1874 4,027]

18 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

 

 

[crash_davis 23,070]

if you're going to cross the counter, have some conviction, especially against the other dude who's built like a brick house. it was all posture.

 

[Superhero 8,687]

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

if you're going to cross the counter, have some conviction, especially against the other dude who's built like a brick house. it was all posture.

 

Counter jumper never stood a chance when yellow shirt grabbed and dumped him head first into the counter. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, when your opponent's opening move is to break several pieces of industrial grade metal surfaces with your head...you're in for a long beating.  

Love the guy on the left though, with the dude clinging to life on the floor next to him...he just goes back to bagging to-go orders like a trooper.  "Bleed out if you want to, I gotta mutha-fucking delivery deadline and I need the tips"

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

if you're going to cross the counter, have some conviction, especially against the other dude who's built like a brick house. it was all posture.

 

Dude dished out a 16 piece bucket, I was hoping he was walking back to get some fries to throw in his face to complete the family pack.