This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,323]

Fighting in a stadium has to be the dumbest thing ever. Even if you somehow manage to "win" the fight you're going to end up hurt yourself, broken ankle, crushed cheekbone, whatever. There's just no way to keep your balance and then the seats get involved.

[ROFL BOX 6,641]

On 9/21/2021 at 11:00 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Dude dished out a 16 piece bucket, I was hoping he was walking back to get some fries to throw in his face to complete the family pack.

Know why he didn't throw down 17 hammer blows?

" 'Cause I gotta go check the motherfuckin' fries, that's why! "

[ROFL BOX 6,641]

Derplicate.

...derp...

[nnm 35,797]

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Derplicate.

...derp...

[tfoolry 8,165]

 

 

[cattail 112]

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

[Helobious 9,456]

15 minutes ago, cattail said:

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

Black shorts has to be a Victoria 10. Would. 

[TexArcher 37,365]

4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.

And don't forget your shitty shirt when you wake up.

[honolulu horn 6,156]

4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

That was beautiful. 

[honolulu horn 6,156]

On 9/21/2021 at 7:10 PM, crash_davis said:

if you're going to cross the counter, have some conviction, especially against the other dude who's built like a brick house. it was all posture.

 

Damn that yellow shirt didn't fuck around one iota. Finish the order, place it on the counter, cave the intruder's skull to pieces. This is the one dude that could actually fight a bear and win. 

[ChiTownDoc 20,987]

On 8/25/2021 at 1:15 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I give mad respect to the urban gentleman who didnt start swinging until after

1. he had had a finger 1mm from his face

2. getting cussed out by said finger waiver

3. and then finally getting a full face slap-  where he reared up, realized he was about to hit a cunty woman who totally deserved it and he stopped.

4. until now her man decided this was the time to act tough and he got himself dealt with, ( after our man takes off his glasses), and the woman also got hit several very deserved times.

ginger gets all kinds of bonus points for not popping the girl who hit him and took it out on Collin... who was also bowing up.

very gentlemanly of him.

 

Did you guys miss DT where they blamed the homie?   Showed way more restraint then he needed to, legally speaking.  Fucking clowns need to do some ER shifts thinking letting a girl swipe at your face is a part of being a man.  Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.  

[Hairy Biped 580]

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

The thing is, he fucking warned him.  I mean, what more could he do?

[Sam Lin 3,538]

5 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

0:33 really smooth back-in parking in the background.

[Prepuce of Doom 20,948]

13 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Textbook definition of "punchable face." 

[closetohumping 17,330]

10 hours ago, cattail said:

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

Few thing s to unpack here.  Cholas definitely got the best of that and unfortunately the really big girl got her ass kicked.  Second, the entire article was about the fight until the very end where they’re talking about the ihop fall menu?

[Scheiss Meister 8,373]

10 hours ago, cattail said:

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

I see a lot of o-line and d-line, but no skill position players.

[DigglerontheHoof 20,904]

Yep, them girls were built when meat was cheap. 

[Vic Mackey 46,791]

 
 

My kind of women!

[High Plains Drifter 10,961]

12 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Damn that yellow shirt didn't fuck around one iota. Finish the order, place it on the counter, cave the intruder's skull to pieces. This is the one dude that could actually fight a bear and win. 

 

dude deserves a raise.

 

 

[closetohumping 17,330]

The one in the orange can fight 

[Vic Mackey 46,791]

[Prepuce of Doom 20,948]

20 hours ago, cattail said:

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

Jesus Christ, that was exhausting. 

But "Incompetent Peacekeeping Albino" will make a pretty good name for an emo band. 

[ChiTownDoc 20,987]

On 9/23/2021 at 11:53 PM, Hairy Biped said:

The thing is, he fucking warned him.  I mean, what more could he do?

Dude at 30 seconds parks like a champ.  Don’t see that anymore…

 

Edit:

Damn it!  SamLinWin

Edited September 25, 2021 by ChiTownDoc

[Nivek 16,736]

On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Coach handled this well.  drunk, not so much.  

Edited September 25, 2021 by Nivek

[CooterBrown 17,806]

I’d love the backstory. I hope it was a dad unhappy with junior’s playing time in the rec league game that morning.

[jeevsie 3,701]

On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Patrick Dempsey has fallen on hard times.

Fallen and he can't get up, amiright?

[ABSR 5,281]

4 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Patrick Dempsey has fallen on hard times.

Fallen and he can't get up, amiright?

No one has asked yet, but why does he have gloves on?   He takes off his shirt but keeps the gloves on.  Unless it's winter time, who even has a pair of gloves randomly with them, much less wears them?

[Willfully Horn 7,908]

Knocked out thread? Here you go.

 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,101]

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

No one has asked yet, but why does he have gloves on?   He takes off his shirt but keeps the gloves on.  Unless it's winter time, who even has a pair of gloves randomly with them, much less wears them?

He was obviously heading to the gym, chest & arm day.

[Deej 76,296]

On 9/23/2021 at 6:13 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Next week, on "Ted Lasso".

[Kennythetiger 9,310]

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Knocked out thread? Here you go.

 

 

Was expecting the child & swing to come back and hit him again on his way down. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,739]

On 9/23/2021 at 10:47 PM, cattail said:

http:// https://outsider.com/news/trending/all-out-brawl-breaks-out-texas-ihop-woman-launches-booster-seat-another-womans-head/

Who's the surly peacemaker?

[Deej 76,296]

Vic.

"Leave my ladies alone!"

[cmontexas 3,234]

I like how that article referred to the white haired guy as those ho's "dad"

[SquishMitten 10,375]

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

The one in the orange can fight 

That was a surprising amount of titty meat flopping around without a nipple ever making an appearance. Not that I'm complaining

[MissingInAction 24,684]

22 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Who's the surly peacemaker?

Did Roman quit Dennies for IHOP?

[Deej 76,296]

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

The one in the orange can fight 

"Sorry, folks. We ran out of pancakes."

[Doze 1,313]

On 9/24/2021 at 4:49 PM, closetohumping said:

The one in the orange can fight 

Seen hotter on campus at Waffle House.

[tfoolry 8,165]

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

Man, Jaylen Fisher fallen on some hard times since he left TCU.

Much respect to the smaller gentlemen for standing his ground.  

[deadshank 24,645]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Pants on the ground then face on the ground

[smuggs 9,318]

Beetle's cousin has the full reach advantage of a non-Beetlejuiced individual, thus surprising the shirtless heroin addict.

[Superhero 8,687]

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Dude trying to stop the fight reminds me of Tyrone Biggums. 
 

Edited September 30, 2021 by Superhero

[nnm 35,797]

 

[futureman 22,363]

cheaters on the field. not surprised the fans would follow suit. 

[tx ind 6,949]

 

5 hours ago, futureman said:

cheaters on the field. not surprised the fans would follow suit. 

[tfoolry 8,165]

 

 

[nnm 35,797]

Nighty night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

[tfoolry 8,165]

 

 

 

[CooterBrown 17,806]

 
 
 

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