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This is the horrifying moment a crazed bull elephant attacked tourists on safari in Zambia, leaving an American woman dead, after chasing a safari truck for more than half a mile through a national park.
Six tourists were on a game drive in the Kafue National Park when the angry fully-grown male ran flat out to catch up with the vehicle - before the driver abruptly stopped.
Video shows how a tourist says 'oh my goodness' as the elephant keeps pace with the car, as another says 'oh oh' and a third adds 'it's coming fast' in the last desperate moments before collision.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html
The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal"

According to the googs a bull elephant can only run 25 mph and can only do a full sprint for about 50 yards. I think the driver was trying to give them something to talk about back at the camp and not really trying to outrun it.
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4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

These discussions always focus on brute strength but I think there are factors like reaction time that we have no idea how to gauge. Cats are basically impervious to snakes because the reaction times are so different. 
 

 

 

who knows how these animals line up in details like that. 

Cats are fucking badass no doubt but I am team gorilla.

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The bear is going to make mincemeat of the gorilla.  The gorilla’s thumbs and smarts are not helpful, gorillas are not trained martial artists and they are going to react by trying to use brute strength. Bears are not vulnerable in the way humans are and have skulls and bones designed to weather kicks from full grown moose (which they prey on).  A large brown bear is the world’s biggest terrestrial predator in a dead heat with polar bears.  If you don’t have the size of a rhino, elephant, or hippo you’re going down.  This is a physics problem, basically. 

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22 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The bear is going to make mincemeat of the gorilla.  The gorilla’s thumbs and smarts are not helpful, gorillas are not trained martial artists and they are going to react by trying to use brute strength. Bears are not vulnerable in the way humans are and have skulls and bones designed to weather kicks from full grown moose (which they prey on).  A large brown bear is the world’s biggest terrestrial predator in a dead heat with polar bears.  If you don’t have the size of a rhino, elephant, or hippo you’re going down.  This is a physics problem, basically. 

If leo DiCaprio could hang with a bear in the revenant a gorilla sure can

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

There was a show a while back on one of discovery or animal planet that computer simulated these showdowns.  I only remember a gorilla vs jaguar or leopard.  Gorilla took the W.  

Yea.  Well there were simulations in 05 that usc was gonna beat our ass.  That didn’t happen

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45 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

If leo DiCaprio could hang with a bear in the revenant a gorilla sure can

Yea.  Well there were simulations in 05 that usc was gonna beat our ass.  That didn’t happen

The real question is a bear vs 05 usc.

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51 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Also baboons and leopards have had century long feuds across the great Savannah.  Baboons haven’t lost every battle

Yeah but baboons and leopards are more or less the same weight class. That bear is going to be 2x to 3x the weight of the lion or gorilla.

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