Selfie with a bear, what could go wrong?

[crash_davis 23121]

awesome somewhat gruesome video in the link.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/man-bear-selfie-video-mauled-death-selfies-india-odisha-asia-a8335806.html

 

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A man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the creature.

After stopping to go toilet on his way home from a wedding, Prabhu Bhatara is said to have spotted the injured animal in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

His fellow SUV passengers advised him against trying to take a picture with the creature.

As he sidled up, the bear struck and a struggled ensued. A stray dog also stepped in and bit the bear but its intervention failed to deter the larger animal.

Forest ranger Dhanurjaya Mohapatra said Mr Bhatara "died on the spot."

He added: “The bear is being treated for its injuries.”

 

[Scheiss Meister 8416]

He Prabhubly regretted that decision.

Edited May 4, 2018 by Scheiss Meister

[Gene Parmesan 4016]

Footage from a better angle

[Trey3216 15380]

Tristan, he was not

[Dr Fear 1268]

That must be one hardcore stray dog.

[mr. sunshine 2834]

If only every selfie was followed by a bear mauling

[Beau Vine 54487]

So how'd the selfie turn out?

[Trey3216 15380]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

So how'd the selfie turn out?

A smashing success

[Beau Vine 54487]

There are few things dumber than trying to take a selfie with a bear.

Trying to take a selfie with an injured bear is probably one of them.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I’m disappointed in the video. He appears to be playing pat-a-cake with the bear. I want blood. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

Sometimes you selfie the bar, sometimes the bar selfies you. 

[woohorn 1131]

That must be one hardcore stray dog.

I f'in LOVE India. Just stop on the side of the road when you have to crap and there just happens to be an injured bear and an aggressive wild dog there.

[DixonHur 11405]

I like how everyone rushed to his aid.

[TornACL 7733]

He probably should have taken the selfie from further away, like maybe 10 feet orso.

[PW119 167]

The video isn't very grizzly.  I bearly avoided hibernation while watching.

[davidg 4040]

Bear should have mauled person taking video or at least ate the potato used to film

[skeeter 454]

[WhatTheBuck 28822]

Got the ranger. Still didn't get the picnic basket.

[Vertigo 20342]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

So how'd the selfie turn out?

[gecko 1104]

Bear is being treated for injuries....love that part.

 

[crash_davis 23121]

got dammit.  they shortened the video.  orig video showed the dog biting the bear and then the bear going for the dude's head and throat.  

[Beau Vine 54487]

[HenryJames 66228]

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I like how everyone rushed to his aid.

What were they going to do? Fix the bear's computer?

[South Austin 52659]

Guy with the camera could've at least been unselfish enough to get a closer shot.

[HenryJames 66228]

I liked the link to this poor bastard.

Man attacked by shark was previously mauled by a bear and bitten by a rattlesnake.

Fuck it. Why not cheat death again and get married?

[dimyh 1874]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

He added: “The bear is being treated for its injuries.”

 

I, too, have trouble stomaching Indian food.

 

[wd40 1976]

dote on a bear, meet a grizzly end.

[BrickHorn 18298]

Reminds me of this tragic story.

[Chooky 13321]

Doesn't matter; had duck lips

[XR4ticlone 122]

8 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I like how everyone rushed to his aid.

They said he was warned by people several times...but went ahead with his plans for a selfie.  

The cameraman sucked...but up to the point of turning away I thought the guy was doing well...I had him ahead in points. 

Evidently the bear was rope-a-doping him?  I guess fighting a bear is more of a marathon than a sprint... 

[SDG 3319]

Hopefully this guy didn't reproduce, you know for the gene pull.   

[burntorangebongos 10752]

I wonder if the bear hates the taste of curry too.

[Wiler77 1579]

I'll be honest, I had no idea bears lived in India

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

You’d be surprised how many tourists take selfies with the bears and bison in Yellowstone. Or ask what time they feed the animals.  Or complain when the animals aren’t out on display for them. 

[Agent 13 314]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’d be surprised how many tourists take selfies with the bears and bison in Yellowstone. Or ask what time they feed the animals.  Or complain when the animals aren’t out on display for them. 

If that number is greater than zero, yes, I'd be surprised. Then again, I have fully functional neurons.

[demos 3012]

#teambear

[MNLonghornFUKM 8835]

Maybe the guy had his period and the bear could smell his menstruation? 

[kopp0e 1135]

This is really quite sad to hear, but is another case of when darwinism goes wrong, (or would it be goes right in this case)...

Well, anyhow I don't even fool with animals that can consume humans, when I'm in the "safety" of the local zoo or a nature preserve...

[jimmyjazz 46351]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that he isn't coming back as a bear.

[HenryJames 66228]

He’s partially coming back as bear shit.

[Player 4576]

I'll be honest, I had no idea bears lived in India

You just Baloo my mind.

[MissingInAction 25238]

http://www.bestgore.com/street-fight/asia-man-body-slam-head-stomp-annoy-kid-bus-cctv/

[RamjetFDO 10578]

New site.  Fuck You.  Peeing Bear is back.

[ABSR 5327]

On 5/4/2018 at 10:36 AM, Beau Vine said:

So how'd the selfie turn out?

Bloody good selfie I imagine.

[futureman 22562]

On 5/4/2018 at 9:51 AM, crash_davis said:

awesome somewhat gruesome video in the link.

 

not really, no. 

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

On 5/4/2018 at 9:40 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

You’d be surprised how many tourists take selfies with the bears and bison in Yellowstone. Or ask what time they feed the animals.  Or complain when the animals aren’t out on display for them. 

 

On 5/4/2018 at 9:51 PM, Agent 13 said:

If that number is greater than zero, yes, I'd be surprised. Then again, I have fully functional neurons.

Season is only 2 weeks old...

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/06072018.htm

[Chad Fuck 17829]

[Don Keibals 113]

Didn't know they had bears in India, thought for sure this would be Yellowstone.

 

Was that dog trying to get a drumstick?