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I'm looking for advice on spotting commies.  After engaging these scumbags in conversation it's usually quite clear if they're godless commies.

However, I'm looking for telltale signs which will save me from ever even having to interact with these heathens in the first place.

Obviously tattoos, excessive piercings, rainbow flags,  etc. are a dead giveaway.  Any advice on spotting them when they've disguised themselves as real Americans?

Thanks in advance.

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1 minute ago, trauma babe said:

Pathetic

Commie just outed itself.  Be warned fellow Americans, and banish this filth. 

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23 minutes ago, Somnio said:

I'm looking for advice on spotting commies.  After engaging these scumbags in conversation it's usually quite clear if they're godless commies.

However, I'm looking for telltale signs which will save me from ever even having to interact with these heathens in the first place.

Obviously tattoos, excessive piercings, rainbow flags,  etc. are a dead giveaway.  Any advice on spotting them when they've disguised themselves as real Americans?

Thanks in advance.

Glasses and books.

Little commie cars.

Not yelling during games.

That'll weed out 90%

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15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s the fat guy sending Donald Trump love letters from N. Korea. 

Correction. It wasn't a communist dictator who murdered an American college student (and untold #s of his own people), sent us a bill for 2 million dollars for his medical care who publicly proclaimed his love for the President of the United States.

That was your former President of the United States doing the gushing for a communist dictator-

Donald Trump

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30 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Obviously tattoos, excessive piercings, rainbow flags,  etc. are a dead giveaway.  Any advice on spotting them when they've disguised themselves as real Americans?

If their dicks taste like shit, they maybe gay, NTTIAWWT.

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1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

Doctors who want to put a camera up your butt. It’s a commie trap don’t fall for it.

Especially if they are doctors who setup shop near I-35 and East 38th 1/2 Street, and are offering exams for free.

They will not return your calls or emails.

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Here's one yucking it up with some of the old Soviet Guard and he even shared intelligence secrets with them.  No, really.  He did.  They insisted that their meeting transpire off the record.  Also, he's godless.  There's video of him supporting abortion.

 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Commies know how to properly navigate traffic circles.  Republicans don't.

The proper way to navigate a traffic circle is to plow right through the middle of it. Watch the commies and Frenchies scatter, oo lala.

Which brings up my next question-- are Commies a subset of Frenchy, or is Frenchy a subset of Commie? Or is it parallel evolution?

Nah just jokin. I don't really care. They're all furriners so what difference does it make.

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Commies know how to properly navigate traffic circles.  Republicans don't.

Probably cuz they learned in some commie shithole.

Real Americans, aka "Republicans", don't have time for no damn commie ass "traffic circle".

I'm surprised they don't call it a "traffic pentagram" cuz they're all a bunch of devils if you ask me.

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54 minutes ago, Somnio said:

I'm looking for advice on spotting commies.  After engaging these scumbags in conversation it's usually quite clear if they're godless commies.

However, I'm looking for telltale signs which will save me from ever even having to interact with these heathens in the first place.

Obviously tattoos, excessive piercings, rainbow flags,  etc. are a dead giveaway.  Any advice on spotting them when they've disguised themselves as real Americans?

Thanks in advance.

Look down, measure about 1/2”, sing the National anthem.  Bingo.  You scored.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Probably cuz they learned in some commie shithole.

Real Americans, aka "Republicans", don't have time for no damn commie ass "traffic circle".

I'm surprised they don't call it a "traffic pentagram" cuz they're all a bunch of devils if you ask me.

That makes sense. When I had to take one of my children to the Baylor campus for an SAT test it was obvious from their poorly signed traffic circle that not only are these people in Waco strangers to God but that their bear was a communist mascot.

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8 minutes ago, Somnio said:

Probably cuz they learned in some commie shithole.

Real Americans, aka "Republicans", don't have time for no damn commie ass "traffic circle".

I'm surprised they don't call it a "traffic pentagram" cuz they're all a bunch of devils if you ask me.

 

From that noted bastion of liberal politics, the State of Kansas:

http://www.ksdot.org/roundabouts/

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Imagine a unique  intersection where:

        

There aren’t any stop signs or traffic lights

You don’t have to guess whose turn it is to move

Even if you have to wait there isn’t a long delay

There are fewer (and less severe) collisions than intersections with stop signs and traffic lights

 

This unique type of  intersection exists in the form of roundabouts.  They are a safe and effective alternative to stop signs or traffic signals for intersection traffic control.  The first one in Kansas was built in Manhattan in 1997.  By the end of 2009, over 70 can be seen on the state highway system with numerous others constructed by cities throughout Kansas.

 

 

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So it's like this--

The communism/Marxism that you're probably speaking to (albeit in jest) should absolutely worry you. There is a big push going on right now on mainstreaming certain socialist tenants that you may not approve of. I know this as a lot of "Black Bloc" friends of mine lost my attention when they started showing up with red hammer and sickle flags as a way to provoke.

The problem is that this should be viewed as an indictment on the current status of capitalism and it's inefficiencies for the American people. Speaking specifically towards crony capitalism and institutional racism. You want these "commies" to go away, be apart/help create the society you want to see.*

*Could be doing it already but kinda doubt it based on the thread. 

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7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

heels to ground, comrade found

heels to sky, western spy

If only commies were really that easy to spot.  If they all looked and sounded like these heathens, well I would not have made this thread.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I have no idea what's going on in this thread. 

We are actually critiquing the Lion King using code words. I hate spoiling a major plot point but...

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Posted
8 hours ago, Somnio said:

I'm looking for advice on spotting commies.  After engaging these scumbags in conversation it's usually quite clear if they're godless commies.

However, I'm looking for telltale signs which will save me from ever even having to interact with these heathens in the first place.

Obviously tattoos, excessive piercings, rainbow flags,  etc. are a dead giveaway.  Any advice on spotting them when they've disguised themselves as real Americans?

Thanks in advance.

Satchels and man-buns.

Every fucking time.



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