When Bi-Threesomes Go Wrong: Brazilian Rapper Mistakenly Jumps To Death

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Guy hears a knock at the hotel room and thinks it’s his wife so he runs and jumps off the balcony trying for the terrace of the room below. 
 

Also, turns out it wasn’t his wife. 
 

Quote Link:

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/05/rapper-dies-bisexual-threeway-jumped-off-balcony-hide-wife/

2nd story with some more detail:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-brazilian-funk-singer-mc-kevin-dies-fall-hotel-balcony-rio-de-janeiro-20210517-57v6aj56frhd5f6sx3t67gvblu-story.html

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Brazillian rapper Kevin Nascimento Bueno, who performed as MC Kevin, fell to his death in Rio de Janeiro after he jumped off a balcony and plunged several floors.

Bueno was having a threesome with his friend, Victor Fontenelle, and fashion model Bianca Domingues in a hotel room when someone knocked on the door. Bueno thought it was his wife and bolted

The popular rapper’s wife, Deolane Bezerra, had been texting and calling him with no response and was searching for him on the hotel grounds. He thought she had found him when a friend knocked on the door of the hotel suite.

Bueno was reportedly attempting to jump onto a terrace below the balcony. He missed and fell five stories onto the pool patio below.

Domingues told authorities that she met the men earlier that day on the beach when she was invited to the rapper’s suite. While both women were at the police station, Bezerra allegedly struck the model.

It isn’t clear whether Domingues knew Bueno was married. The couple had only been married for three weeks

“We must point out that all testimonies report excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotic substances, illicit drugs,” police chief Antenor Junior said.

“Extremely scared, worried about being caught cheating by his wife, he panicked and tried to go down to the floor below when he slipped, fell and unfortunately died.”

 

Edited May 25, 2021 by Doc Reeves

[Nivek 17090]

No bueno Kevin

[elfenix 34400]

i think this thread has the wrong pics

[Dennis Taylor 19105]

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It isn’t clear whether Domingues knew Bueno was married. The couple had only been married for three weeks

So the whore would have drawn the line at having a threesome if one of the random guys she just met was married...ok

Edited May 25, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Third wheel

 

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Down low bro

 

['stache 21929]

Charlie Kelly : Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.

Bonnie Kelly : I can't lie to my Charlie.

Charlie Kelly : Good! Tell me everything.

Bonnie Kelly : Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.

Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?

Mrs. Mac : Dammit, Bonnie.

Mac : Eduardo who?

Bonnie Kelly : Sanchez.

Mac : Holy shit. Tell us more.

Bonnie Kelly : Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.

Mac : Tell us less. Tell us less.

Bonnie Kelly : Then they both "completed" on each other. I-I was left out of the finale.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3855]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

No bueno Kevin

And we're done here. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Looks like he suffered from Ink Leprosy.

[Steel Shank 9440]

Pretty sure MC Kevin was going to mind his buddy's Fontenelle.

[OrangEngr 1035]

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

No bueno Kevin

But could he fight a large dog?

[staboner 5017]

Kevin, please

[Deej 77312]

4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Third wheel

 

 

So, three dudes?

[markstanco 12683]

How in TF do you think that is a guy?

[Pescado_Rojo 19475]

Are we sure this elaborate story isn't just a cover, and MC Kevin wasn't just following devil's 3some rule #1. Rule #1 clearly states "If two dude's dicks touch, somebody gotta die." 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8921]

[ChiTownDoc 21284]

On 5/25/2021 at 4:20 PM, 'stache said:

Charlie Kelly : Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.

Bonnie Kelly : I can't lie to my Charlie.

Charlie Kelly : Good! Tell me everything.

Bonnie Kelly : Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.

Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?

Mrs. Mac : Dammit, Bonnie.

Mac : Eduardo who?

Bonnie Kelly : Sanchez.

Mac : Holy shit. Tell us more.

Bonnie Kelly : Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.

Mac : Tell us less. Tell us less.

Bonnie Kelly : Then they both "completed" on each other. I-I was left out of the finale.

Had to flip you off because I’ve never seen a clean sweep of all the reps on one post.  Just need someone to throw down the angry rep and we are good to go.  

Edited June 5, 2021 by ChiTownDoc

[conVINCEd 21474]

16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Had to flip you off because I’ve never seen a clean sweep of all the reps on one post.  Just need someone to throw down the angry rep and we are good to go.  

Done.  He hit  for the cycle.

Edited June 5, 2021 by conVINCEd

[nnm 37091]

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Had to flip you off because I’ve never seen a clean sweep of all the reps on one post.  Just need someone to throw down the angry rep and we are good to go.  

 @conVINCEd completed the sweep. Love it. 

What that post really needed is a “wtf” rep. Like “wtf did I just read?”  That would come in handy for RD posts, and several others. 

[Underdog 28894]