What Is Your Steak/Toast/Coffee Preference?

[Vic Mackey 47012]

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

Medium rare, dry wheat, black.

Also, to go with that, over easy and hash brown. 

Edited May 27, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[NeverMarryAStripper 21874]

Why is the coffee in the opposite order from the toast and meat, and why is it labeled with letters rather than numbers.  That must be some kind of a psychological test.

But if I have to participate it's 2.5, 2.5, B 1/2

Edited May 27, 2021 by NeverMarryAStripper

[Hawndoh 2386]

3, 3, A

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

4 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

3, 3, A

Ooh, so close. 

The correct response is 2, 3, A. 

And I suspect that the true purpose of this thread is to determine whether Jim "#6" Nantz is a poster here. 

Edited May 27, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[DalTxHornFan 3097]

1, None, A  -- (I'm a keto adherent lately!)

[Sbbruin 21829]

2, 4, A

[nnm 36351]

Steak:  #1 is too well done. Black and blue/Pittsburgh. 

Toast: 3

Coffee: Black. When I first started drinking coffee, dad taught me to drink it black. He said “if you can enjoy a cup of bad black coffee, you can be sociable with anyone, no matter how humble the surroundings.”  He was right. Being a no-maintenance coffee guy is much easier. 

[demos 3002]

2, 4, A

[demos 3002]

2, 4, A

[Guest Lobo]

2, 4, A.  Need to roll through hungover breakfast with some of y'all when this pandemic thing be done, son.  

God bless my in-laws but whenever they leave from a visit.  My home smells like burnt steak, white bread, and spilled coffee creamer.  I don't deserve that at my age. 

[Sbbruin 21829]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

God bless my in-laws but whenever they leave from a visit.  My home smells like burnt steak, white bread, and spilled coffee creamer.  I don't deserve that at my age. 

[Guest Lobo]

Maybe you're being sarcastic and I deserve it.  But two things bug the shit out of me---they leave all their coffee shit all over the counters.  Make your fucking coffee how you like it and then put up the sweetners and dairy shit back where you found them and wipe up the mess.  Second, I grilled your steak to perfection.  You like it well done.  I cooked it well done.  I even temped it and brought it in with the fucking thermometer saying 160.  I always remind you that the steak will continue to cook for another 5+ minutes.  And invariably---you take this lady's wallet and stick it on a broiler or skillet for another 5-10 minutes.  Why?  Dear God, why?  What's the point of a rubber steak?  It's just early heart disease accompanied by gum smacking trying to chew the fucking thing off itself.  

Back to the quiz.  

If y'all are doing steak and eggs for breakfast...how do you do your eggs?  I like the wheat toast #4, A coffee, and #4 steak.  How are you doing your eggs?  

Edited May 27, 2021 by Lobo

[conVINCEd 21469]

1,4,A

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2, 4, A 

Is there any other way to live?

[ztejas 43411]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

For the first 2 it depends on the steak and bread. I mean I'd go rarer on a filet than a NY Strip than something like skirt steak. For toast, if it's like out of a bread bag I'm probably in the 4 category but if it's like a crostini or something with a little more bite to it I wouldn't want it toasted as much. 

Coffee is the only one that I want black all the time - whether it's folgers or I'm at the plantation in Costa Rica. I will drink coffee drinks with milk and sugar and what not in them but out of the pot or at a restaurant I'm never adding anything. 

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Steak:  #1 is too well done. Black and blue/Pittsburgh.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

2,3,B plus or minus

Edited May 27, 2021 by Surly Bevo

[DonkeyCigars 144]

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

3, 3, A

This is me.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Maybe you're being sarcastic and I deserve it.  But two things bug the shit out of me---they leave all their coffee shit all over the counters.  Make your fucking coffee how you like it and then put up the sweetners and dairy shit back where you found them and wipe up the mess.  Second, I grilled your steak to perfection.  You like it well done.  I cooked it well done.  I even temped it and brought it in with the fucking thermometer saying 160.  I always remind you that the steak will continue to cook for another 5+ minutes.  And invariably---you take this lady's wallet and stick it on a broiler or skillet for another 5-10 minutes.  Why?  Dear God, why?  What's the point of a rubber steak?  It's just early heart disease accompanied by gum smacking trying to chew the fucking thing off itself.  

Back to the quiz.  

If y'all are doing steak and eggs for breakfast...how do you do your eggs?  I like the wheat toast #4, A coffee, and #4 steak.  How are you doing your eggs?  

Over easy, every time.

[Sawbonz 27541]

1,3,X

[South Austin 52454]

I like to wrap rare steak in burnt toast and dip it in black coffee.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

2, 3 or 4, a

[Clackles 276]

2, 4, A

[Sawbonz 27541]

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17547]

2, 3 or 4 - both are fine, Pass (not a coffee drinker)

Anyone who answers 5 on the steak should be permabanned from Surly and from Texas.

[gmr548 16576]

2-3

3-4

B-C

[Superhero 8828]

2

4

And as I’ve said on another thread, I’m not an adult when it comes to coffee. Start with a dark roast and add powdered creamer until it looks like C. 

[irishtexan 11515]

1.5, 3.5, A during the week but C on the weekends because of the Irish cream that goes in my coffee.

[TexArcher 37767]

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The correct response is 2, 3, A. 

That's a bingo.

Also acceptable: 2, 4, A.  But the 2 and the A are non-negotiable.

Edited May 28, 2021 by TexArcher

[elfenix 34223]

34D

[Gatorubet 30185]

2 4 A


Maybe 1.5 4 A, really

[OrangEngr 1035]

1-2 (filet is 1 everything else 2), 4, b

[Zepol87 9185]

2 4 A

[Rimbo 25911]

1, 2-5 inclusive, A.

I'm not picky on toast.

If you chose differently on the steak or coffee, you sit down to pee.

Edited May 28, 2021 by Rimbo

[JSB 677]

2, 4, A is the winner. Possibly a half packet of sugar if the coffee is a really dark roast. If it is starbucks, just pour it out

[Henry Hill 3156]

5, 6, F. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

Motherfucker! I told you all of this a couple of years ago. Why can't you remember shit? Are you stupid or something?

[Sbbruin 21829]

7 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Motherfucker! I told you all of this a couple of years ago. Why can't you remember shit? Are you stupid or something?

 

[former alkie 72]

4, 4, A

[Texaskimo 135]

1 or 2 (depending on cut), 3, A

[jeevsie 3733]

15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why is the coffee in the opposite order from the toast and meat, and why is it labeled with letters rather than numbers.  That must be some kind of a psychological test.

But if I have to participate it's 2.5, 2.5, B 1/2

Labeling is messed up, but the order is right.  They start in their natural state on the left and progress to the right as you change them.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21874]

You just failed the psychological test

[66BUFF 2562]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

Steak:  #1 is too well done. Black and blue/Pittsburgh. 

Toast: 3

Coffee: Black. When I first started drinking coffee, dad taught me to drink it black. He said “if you can enjoy a cup of bad black coffee, you can be sociable with anyone, no matter how humble the surroundings.”  He was right. Being a no-maintenance coffee guy is much easier. 

Love the black and blue steak.

[Sbbruin 21829]

9 hours ago, former alkie said:

4, 4, A

4 on the steak, eh.  What’s the preferred ketchup you like with it?

[Jack Straw 2954]

1, 3, B or C 

[LW Goatman 1119]

0, 3, A

[Hefeweizen 5310]

3, x, D.  Fuck the haters I can eat steak anywhere from 1-5, as long as it’s good, and I’d rather not drink coffee than straight black.  Toast sucks.

[General Specific 3253]

1, 3 and A. Cause Merica, that’s why!

[Armybrat 40822]

2, 3, F (with sugar).