SWA pilot takes the phrase COCK-pit too literally, whips it out and gives himself a yank while flying

[AUS-97HORN 11825]

SWA pilot (27 years on the job) decides he cant hold back the urge to jerk it to his female copilot. 

he got to retire in August with benefits... but turns out its illegal to sexually harass your coworker in the cockpit and he pled guilty this week...  saying it was all a big joke... 

"In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.""

uh huh...

SWA finally revoked his behefits sometime in the last few months...

 

jerk it, jerk, jerk, jerk it real good

[HornOnTheBayou 8958]

Wanna get away off?

Edited May 29, 2021 by HornOnTheBayou

[Your Mom 4860]

Wasn’t me. 

[Your Mom 4860]

Wait a minute... guy's name is "Mike Haak."  This has to be a Wee Too Lo,  Sum Ting Wong joke right?  Wanna see Mike Haak?  

[WBT 20706]

thanks aa lot bin laden

[Schulz2.0 29021]

[Pato del Muerto 52667]

@DaysOff did say he hasn’t been working lately

[DaysOff 7988]

I rarely work.

Narrator: he's at work right now.

[Hate 20155]

[Guest Lobo]

Please tell me the plane intercom was on during all this.  

 

Miss!  You forgot the coffee!  

[Celery Man 21022]

Cockpit is not the preferred nomenclature - Flight Dick, please

[Dewey 3299]

Can't imagine what a female co-pilot looks like, only have seen their flight attendants. Congrats on that, losing you benefits jerking to an ou cheerleader. 

[Bevo 13609]

I thought United was the airline with the friendly skies.

 

Maybe he was an old timer though. Up, up and away with TWA.

[hpslugga 4068]

 

[royiv 9403]

Quote

In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years."

Because who doesn't drop trou and watch porn at work? It's a prank as old as the hills.

[Blotto 23606]

 

22 minutes ago, royiv said:

Because who doesn't drop trou and watch porn at work? It's a prank as old as the hills.

I've declared it my "emotional support" porn. HR is in quite a pickle now.

[ABSR 5327]

Thanks Bin Ladin!

[cmontexas 3282]

Haha consensual prank

[Armybrat 40942]

Joke got out or in hand?

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Awesome to the MAX

[RDCanecutter 26513]

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

"In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: "It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.""

The dangers of an undeveloped imagination.

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Musta been parked at the hard stand. 

[Deej 77005]

Damn, sorry. Hate beat me to it.

Edited May 30, 2021 by Deej

[High Plains Drifter 11054]

 

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1987]

Jeez- between this and the flight attendant getting her teeth knocked out, SWA is turning into Spirit Airlines.

[Cajun 11760]

[B00M 6520]

$5000 is only 3500 pounds now?!

[WhatTheBuck 28823]

Talk about a pilot’s error. 

[Goredho 17455]

All of you fucks judging this pilot have obviously never spent time in a Turkish prison.

[RPM 26381]

CVR? Asking for a friend.

[elguapo 4587]

Pics of female copilot?

[demos 3012]

All of you fucks judging this pilot have obviously never spent time in a Turkish prison.

Do you like gladiator movies?

[millhouse 2637]

Interesting, I thought airbus was the only one that had a stick in lieu of a yoke.

Did he atleast declare "I have the controls" before yokeing his stick? Don't want any confusion of who is in command there

[RollLeft 5045]

16 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Talk about a pilot’s error. 

Interesting that @PilotsError has not posted or been seen since the arrest.  

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

3 hours ago, millhouse said:

Interesting, I thought airbus was the only one that had a stick in lieu of a yoke.

Did he atleast declare "I have the controls" before yokeing his stick? Don't want any confusion of who is in command there

I’m sure he was hoping for “Dual Input”, but ended up with “Priority Left” followed by “Retard, retard!”.