Austin Regional Thread

[zlavydra 2116]

9 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

We’re going to absolutely rip his shit tonight.  Let’s fucking go.

But we don't have any film!

[Guest Lobo]

Yes, because of timezones.  And not celebrating CDT

[TexArcher 37455]

OMG, they've only lost 4 games all year!!  DOOMED!!!1!

[tejas60 3526]

yes. at 9:00 pm edt

[Wally Pryor 5240]

Put these guys back in the booth at the game. 

We're fine. 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

9 minutes ago, Burt said:

Fuck! That means standard def for us Dish fuckers.

Standard def still exists?

[tejas60 3526]

also, fuck gregg olsen.

[blacklab 11841]

First warm up pitch was about 6 feet short

[ztejas 43244]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

OMG, they've only lost 4 games all year!!  DOOMED!!!1!

It doesn't look like their starting pitcher has ever lost a game either. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Standard def still exists?

For people not on Savings Time. 

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, blacklab said:

First warm up pitch was about 6 feet short

Hahaha oh my God this guy is about to get teed off on. 

[TexArcher 37455]

How would we do in the MAAC?

Bout tree fiddy and oh?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

I’m of the opinion that we should welcome Fairfield to the big time early and often

[Wally Pryor 5240]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

First warm up pitch was about 6 feet short

Carl Lewis like.  Almost as bad as his Anthem.

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m of the opinion that we should welcome Fairfield to the big time early and often

How far down the list is a non-pitcher pitching for them? We might see that tonight.

[Steel Shank 9405]

Your momma was the home team last night.

[TexArcher 37455]

Over/under our 10.5 average runs per game in this Regional?

Gotta guess over, right?

[83Horn 1638]

Think our Jersey boy is better than their Jersey boy?

[ztejas 43244]

Jack Erbeck looks like he's about to hear a record scratch followed by "You're probably wondering how I ended up here"

[brojangles2 780]

749 days ago holy fuck. Hasn’t started a game since HS. 

[Fletch 5798]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I bet this guy walks our first 2 hitters. 

$40?

[Mac8111 2103]

Your momma was the home team last night.

I’ll allow it

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Holy shit this guys never started? Lol. Let’s fuck him up

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

This will be ugly in short order

[zlavydra 2116]

Blazing 87-mph fastball

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, Fletch said:

$40?

Halfway there. Sure. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

cmon Mike lets steal 2nd

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, brojangles2 said:

749 days ago holy fuck. Hasn’t started a game since HS. 

Yeah, but keep in mind he's only 20.  So that's like 10% of his life.  That'd be like me not having started a game for........holy shit.  Now I get it. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

Throwing elevated 87mph fastballs is a good way to get your shit packed.

[WBT 20397]

Needed that walk to clear one of the zeroes from his  stats on the scoreboard 

[Wally Pryor 5240]

Wow, this better be real ugly.  

[ztejas 43244]

Well their catcher isn't bad. 

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

I’m a Red Sox fan so expect this pitcher to throw 6 scoreless innings. I’ve seen this shit far too often, usually wearing pinstripes.

[zlavydra 2116]

Nice throw by the catcher, but... too late.

[TexArcher 37455]

They actually made that pretty close.

So they'll have that going for them.  Which is nice.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Was at the Keller/Southlake Region 1 Final last night and Keller's two pitchers had more velocity (low 90s) than this chump.

Edited June 7, 2021 by Surly Bevo

[Cajun 11675]

I knew Antico was from NJ but didn't know the town until now.  No bueno--

[TexArcher 37455]

Ahhhhhhhhahahahaahahahahahaaaa, bullpen action after 8 pitches......

[Cajun 11675]

LOLOLOL

 

[Fletch 5798]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Halfway there. Sure. 

Fuck. I won 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Watch that 3rd strike Daly..

[Cajun 11675]

Prayers be to Krom that we blow this open early and save arms.

That said, just win baby.

[Etexhorn13 3032]

Anyone got a link?

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

pitcher calling off his own coach....   interesting strat cotton

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, Fletch said:

Fuck. I won 

Or Daly is going to strike out looking like a scrub. Wtf dude. Can I highlight our strikeouts as a much bigger concern than our baserunning?

[shadow_operative 15931]

so Mac is their pitching coach. that's pretty neat.

[Royale with cheese 1436]

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Blazing 87-mph fastball

Young John Rhoades strides to the mound. Nebraska farm boy. Blazing left-handed speed. 

[Cairn Horn88 8148]

29 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Is that good?

[ztejas 43244]

Don't hand the guy strikes just because he sucks, ump. We're trying to end this early. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Uhhhhh