Austin Regional Thread

[cabowabo 4,484]

Take 3 pitches here. Lol.

[zlavydra 2,119]

Interesting.  The guy who's warming up hasn't given up a hit this year in 8 innings.

[Both Tacos 1,806]

Just now, brojangles2 said:

What a coaching decision, to pull this damn rust bucket off the shelf. 

It's a good built in excuse. If for some miraculous reason it works out....he's a genius. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

lol that ball 4 was exactly the same spot as the ump called strikes before

[ztejas 43,418]

I've seen a lot of FF's coaching staff and together as a group the look on their faces can be summed up as "Jesus we are so beyond fucked"

[Horny Bull 2,759]

1-0 Texas

[zlavydra 2,119]

That was a better pitch than the first one to Zubia

[NAVY 6,740]

Walk-a-thon 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

This ump,sucks. That was a ball but closer than the other two.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

Adios.

[Enchubben 5,510]

Is this where he starts acting like his hand hurts and we pretend that’s why he can’t throw a strike?

[83Horn 1,640]

So, aren't we like 976-1 when we score first?

[Guest Lobo]

As shitty as this kid's stuff is, he may get out of this inning down just 1-0.  That's not nothing. 

[BERT 4,358]

Crowd isn’t so quiet now

[wood 11,225]

Pitcher looks like he just shaves random parts of his face and lets the rest grow ...

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

lol that ball 4 was exactly the same spot as the ump called strikes before

It was closer.

[troph 24,783]

Donkey stomp.  Here it comes.

[Biff Tannen 45,674]

Gotta get him outta there. 

[ztejas 43,418]

O/U before they bring out make a wish kids. I'm saying 6 innings.

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Pitching change for Fairfield.

[brojangles2 786]

This Fairfield team is kind of cringe. It’s weird as hell watching their coach call pitches from the dugout and then he yells like an angry drunken stepdad. I hope we beat the shit out of these little leaguers. 

[zlavydra 2,119]

If this dumbass coach had thrown his best starter the first game against ASU, they would have been in the winner's bracket. Would have ended up the same, but I don't get this guy's decisions.

Edited June 7, 2021 by zlavydra

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, Lobo said:

As shitty as this kid's stuff is, he may get out of this inning down just 1-0.  That's not nothing. 

I'll bet you $12,000 they don't get out of this inning down 1-0.

[cabowabo 4,484]

They’re out of pitching 

They seem to have found another one. Dude hasn't thrown a pitch all season. Threw him under the bus.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

Maybe this is why he hasn’t pitched only two innings all year.

[Both Tacos 1,806]

Bring the next lamb to the slaughter.....

[BERT 4,358]

1 minute ago, troph said:

Donkey stomp.  Here it comes.

Donkey…… nope, not going there 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Bet this guy throws first pitch fastballs which we should fucking crush

[Guest Lobo]

So what's 22.50 plus infinity divided by 2 2/3 innings?  

Don't mean to bag on this kid, but Fairfield's idiotic RPI story needs to come to an end.  We got shit we gotta do and it's going through some Univeristy of Southern whateverthefuck

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, zlavydra said:

If this dumbass coach had thrown his best starter the first game against ASU, they would have been in the winner's bracket. Would have ended up the same, but I don't get this guy's decision.

This regional was over before it began. I don't think it's fair to criticize anything the opposing coaches did when it comes to when they started which pitcher. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Shell shock right there

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

They have a lanky lefty?  Shit we’re fucked. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,899]

We failed to get a hit off a pitcher with a 22.5 era, we’re doomed

[BERT 4,358]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll bet you $12,000 they don't get out of this inning down 1-0.

That a boy, keep gambling higher til you win. My kind of gambler 

[cabowabo 4,484]

Need someone with a powerful zoom camera to get a pic of that ghey armband.

[ztejas 43,418]

Him being that down on the bench sitting by himself makes me think that this team thought they had a chance in fuck with that dude opening. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

This Fairfield team is kind of cringe. It’s weird as hell watching their coach call pitches from the dugout and then he yells like an angry drunken stepdad. I hope we beat the shit out of these little leaguers. 

Oh, so he coached my son’s LL team this year?

On a not-unrelated point, Pluckers sucks.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

If the catcher keeps lollipopping the ball back to the pitcher we should steal home. 

[Burt 4,080]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Need someone with a powerful zoom camera to get a pic of that ghey armband.

I coach our HS softball team and we use those. I hate them.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They have a lanky lefty?  Shit we’re fucked. 

You’ve seen this before, too?

[Mo Horn 8,832]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll bet you $12,000 they don't get out of this inning down 1-0.

Good thing this is just an internet forum where everyone talks shit, or you'd be out 12 grand. 

[cabowabo 4,484]

So much for getting to bed before midnight.

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

Is the pitcher talking shit? 

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

damn that was ball 3

[The Ace of Aces 5,181]

Massive massive squander 

[Js1 85,311]

Shocking 

[Both Tacos 1,806]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Need someone with a powerful zoom camera to get a pic of that ghey armband.

I checked it out. it says "WE ARE FUCKED"

[ztejas 43,418]

"That keeps Fairfield very much alive"

I guess if you know a lot less about baseball than I do, and that isn't a lot to begin with. 

[SizzleChest 8,283]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll bet you $12,000 they don't get out of this inning down 1-0.

 

[brojangles2 786]

Wild ass swing there, Trey. My god we can extinguish our own big innings better than anyone around.