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ChiTownDoc

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9 hours ago, Foosters said:

For the lawyers in the future pouring over this thread during discovery, I have nothing to do with any plan to grift the fucking rubes. Also, get a real job you losers.

Yeah, counterpoint: real jobs suck.  

Ive reached out to some people that can help us kickstart this MF.  Let’s see if we get any bites.  #StartTheSteal
 

’Let’s set up a Trump grifting site.  See CR Trump reinstated thread.  It’s a golden opportunity and would be hilarious.  Can buy ads on txags to start the steal.’

 

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Fudge Nuggets

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6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Welp, it's Friday and I started having beers at the baseball game earlier today.  

But we all have to come to grips with the fact that there is actually money to be made on this and we're just smart enough, and just arrogant enough to pull it off.  

I think I'm serious when I say I'm done joking around about the money part.  We actually need to break off and discuss when/how we're gonna do this presidential library exploratory committee fundraise.  At some point, we need to distance ourselves from the site (at least with regard to this idea) because we don't want to get the Bob's or anybody else in trouble.  And because I'm 90% sure there's a handful of posters on here that would give up our identities to some angry Trump supporter.  

But fuck it, I'm done caring about ethics.  We've tossed around enough crazy ideas that just might work.  I'm partial to mine, but open to others.  I'll seed it.  I know many of you others would.  I'd prefer to not paper this thing up and simply keep it a gentlemen's agreement of we all split seed capital plus all revenues equally, no carry, no pref, no bullshit.  Most importantly, we agree to shut it down either at the first sign of violence or night before Nov. 2022 general elections.  

I hate you and think you are a shit poster, but I got funds available to invest in this zany little caper.  I think at the high level yours is by far the best idea presented so far.

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Grade of D as in David

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Nope.  We don't name any sites.  That's when we get in legal, financial, and possibly physical trouble.  The Exploratory Committee is merely a group of historians, architects, planners, engineers, PR experts, and archivists who will get together under the purview of Pres. Trump to identify, review, rank, and select sites for the future location.  The future location, in Orwellian terms, will always be TBD.  But the group needs funds to meet, do studies, talk with local officials, gain feedback, be compensated for their time and talent, etc.  Most importantly, we will be hosting feedback meetings in your area where you'll be able to meet with these folks, handpicked by president Trump, to broadcast what you think the library should have in terms of features and aspects---and those that rise to the top will be baked into the overall design.  

For instance, if you feel President Trump's library needs a wing dedicated to Space Force, Judicial Reform, confronting China, the Economy, defeating ISIS using the Kurds, etc.  We  need funds to have our team come out and listen to those types of ideas and then head back and literally draw them into the plans for the library and research center.  

Extra donations on top of that will get you invites to those types of feedback events, to groundbreaking events, and eventually to the ribbon cutting itself.  All along the way, expect to meet key Trump allies and advisers in your area as we ramp up momentum and excellence!  

If this gets pushed out through the right fucking idiots, there is absolutely zero way we don't make $500k between now and the 2022 elections.  And our cap-ex is maybe $10k plus CC processing costs on the donations.  I de-risk investments for a living, it's really the only thing I'm good at and this is a pretty de-risked deal.  Except one of us might get shot.  But other than that...

SHOW ME A FLAW! 

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What about just sending out mass emails and texts with vaguely threatening messages about disappointing the REAL president and turning to godless socialism if they don’t donate? Throw in something about guns and CRT as well.

It seems simpler, cleaner, and less fraudulent if you actually mail a naughty and nice list to Mar-a—Lago once a week.

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1 hour ago, Mole said:

What about just sending out mass emails and texts with vaguely threatening messages about disappointing the REAL president and turning to godless socialism if they don’t donate? Throw in something about guns and CRT as well.

It seems simpler, cleaner, and less fraudulent if you actually mail a naughty and nice list to Mar-a—Lago once a week.

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31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This dude needs the ax.  Anyone with a traitor brother cannot be trusted.  This is bullshit.

In the good old days you could just declare the whole family attainted, strip their property, offices, even execute them.

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Walden Ponderer

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How long until Trump is declared mentally unfit? I'm thinking completely in terms of legal liability. I mean, let's face it, I want him drawn and quartered, but legally, is he mentally competent to stand trial for any of his offenses? Because, duh, he has no connection to reality. Hard to decipher exactly when he lost it, but it's unquestionable that it was while he was still technically in office, and several officials were derelict in their duty to declare him unfit for office at the time.

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Pato del Muerto

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3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How long until Trump is declared mentally unfit? I'm thinking completely in terms of legal liability. I mean, let's face it, I want him drawn and quartered, but legally, is he mentally competent to stand trial for any of his offenses? Because, duh, he has no connection to reality. Hard to decipher exactly when he lost it, but it's unquestionable that it was while he was still technically in office, and several officials were derelict in their duty to declare him unfit for office at the time.

However long it is, it will be 1 second later that we see people posting that 1) don’t care I’d vote for him anyway and 2) it’s just a defense strategy (read perjury), he’s playing the system like the healthy and stable genius we know him to be, so hell yes I’ll still vote for him. 

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5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How long until Trump is declared mentally unfit? I'm thinking completely in terms of legal liability. I mean, let's face it, I want him drawn and quartered, but legally, is he mentally competent to stand trial for any of his offenses? Because, duh, he has no connection to reality. Hard to decipher exactly when he lost it, but it's unquestionable that it was while he was still technically in office, and several officials were derelict in their duty to declare him unfit for office at the time.

Dude.  HE ACED THE TEST.

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Lol literally putting him on the ballot in ‘22? When he’ll be used in ads of every Dem candidate? 

Perfect. Still won’t turnout his base bc they can’t vote for him. 

But he would never. If he won but the GOP didn’t take the House, he’d never be able to be one of 435 and in the minority. 

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8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hate you and think you are a shit poster, but I got funds available to invest in this zany little caper.  I think at the high level yours is by far the best idea presented so far.

The only way to defeat people with no shame is to adopt the same attitude.  Ethics, when in service to actions to defeat authoritarians, should always be ignored.  That creates other problems, obviously, but those are battles, not a war.

This is a fucking war, and there's no Geneva Convention.  

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David Dennison

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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I saw this. Bannon has floated the idea to him to run for Congrrss and go for the speakership IF they take back Congress. What a fucking shitshow.

Come on New York. Get his ass in jail.

Fun fact: You don't have to be a member of the House of Representatives to be elected speaker.

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9 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The only way to defeat people with no shame is to adopt the same attitude.  Ethics, when in service to actions to defeat authoritarians, should always be ignored.  That creates other problems, obviously, but those are battles, not a war.

This is a fucking war, and there's no Geneva Convention.  

I disagree. You don’t become the enemy otherwise you’re no better than them. 

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3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I disagree. You don’t become the enemy otherwise you’re no better than them. 

This is exactly why the Democrats get trucked all the time.  They refuse to fight as dirty as the Republicans, and the 'pubs know it.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

As the article points out, should Republicans flip the House, they could name him speaker even if he's not an elected member of Congress.  

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Fun fact: You don't have to be a member of the House of Representatives to be elected speaker.

Seems like something we should maybe fix.  WTF is the point of that?

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is exactly why the Democrats get trucked all the time.  They refuse to fight as dirty as the Republicans, and the 'pubs know it.

The Republicans are going to steal an upcoming election. They already did in 2000 and got away with it. 

We'll see how Democrats react this time.

 

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I disagree. You don’t become the enemy otherwise you’re no better than them. 

Fuck all that.  That's progressive poseur bullshit.  Shit's changed.  It could go back to the way it was, but that's not likely right now.

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

As the article points out, should Republicans flip the House, they could name him speaker even if he's not an elected member of Congress.  

Would be hilarious running over of McCarthy by the Trump bus. 

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WhatTheBuck

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3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Fuck all that.  That's progressive poseur bullshit.  Shit's changed.  It could go back to the way it was, but that's not likely right now.

Then just jump on board the Trump train if you don’t have any actual values, standards, or fixed principles. 

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9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hate you and think you are a shit poster, but I got funds available to invest in this zany little caper.  I think at the high level yours is by far the best idea presented so far.

I don't think about you at all.  

Next step is who is the best web designer here?  And I have no idea about servers/hosting.  What type of setup do we need to probably handle a few thousands visits per day with possibly a few dozen, maybe couple hundred donations per day---at peak?  

Real dilemma is going to be pushing this out through our Trumper friends/family with a straight face?  The narrative is we know some of the folks being asked to join this Exploratory Committee/Task Force, and we offered to help push it out there through loyal Trumper friends/family, so we thought of you Timmy/Aunt Sally/et. al.  We need an organization name and then gotta keep it vague as to who is actually on it,

Can we say "Architect friend of Mike Flynn", "Urban Planner friend of Steve Bannon", that kinda thing ? 

Again, we're not gonna throw in a bunch of money to do pointless social media ads because that'll only heighten our risk level.  You get people we already know to tacitly endorse this organically, and we are made in the shade.  

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Going by the "every accusation is a confession" principle.... we're gonna see some really weird shit attempted by republicans in the upcoming years. 

".... so your plan was to have the Italian military use satellites to tamper with voting machines? wtf?"

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Going by the "every accusation is a confession" principle.... we're gonna see some really weird shit attempted by republicans in the upcoming years. 

".... so your plan was to have the Italian military use satellites to tamper with voting machines? wtf?"

It all comes back to Comet Pizza, duh.

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25 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

McCarthy being run over?  Shit, he would bend over if either Trump was elected in the House, or was appointed Speaker.  He would be ecstatic, orgasmic even.

 

Nah he didn’t go kiss the ring a few months ago to get run over. Dude wants the gavel, it’s his only goal in his miserable life.  He’s such a groveling little shithead that he’s gonna lose it in 2023 to a new Dem speaker, Gym Jordan or Trump. 

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15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


The Founding Fathers were cool and all but they definitely believed and enacted some dumb and weird shit.

If James Madison hadn't had a boob fetish, it's like there's nothing you could point to to say that any of them were in any way normal.

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They had state legislatures choosing senators- as senators were representing the states.  That got changed- other things have been changed, but somehow this idea that they were infallible and what they wrote is perfection crept into the national psyche.  Despite the definition of “amendment” and how it relates to the US constitution. 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They had state legislatures choosing senators- as senators were representing the states.  That got changed- other things have been changed, but somehow this idea that they were infallible and what they wrote is perfection crept into the national psyche.  Despite the definition of “amendment” and how it relates to the US constitution. 

So perfect we needed 27 changes to it. NoT a LiViNg DoCuMeNt

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WhatTheBuck

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45 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

It must be awesome to view a complex world in such simple terms.  

Fuck you. I know what my values are. I can state them and defend them. And I’m not going to abandon them.

I should probably add the supporting any political party is not a value and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.

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