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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The Haaland window ain't closed. I just think he wasn't ready to leave.

And listen, sweetheart, you know who the motherfuckin champions of Europe are right now? Not PSG. And all we did since was let our youngins get in another off-season and sign a big ole #9 whose wallet says bad motherfucker on it. 

I won't start this season with any hand wringing. We can do that when we look past some mid table PL side and blow a horrible road game. Or City racks off like 11 wins in their first 13. 

To steal the ancient Surly wisdom: The cut of your jib.  I like it.

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2 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

To steal the ancient Surly wisdom: The cut of your jib.  I like it.

I'm just speaking facts.

Our assets after this season could be nutty. Take someone like Pulisic - say he breaks out for 12 goals and 8 dimes and becomes more of a two-way player situationally. Love him to death but that's an $80M-$90M player all of a sudden. Same with guys like Mount and Werner. 

We will have the horses to reenter the Haaland sweeps next summer. 

Or maybe everyone gets injured and Tuchel gets binned and a meteor hits Stamford but hey, I ain't Nostradamus. 

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Pretty B+ lineup

Chelsea: Mendy; Zouma, Chalobah, Rudiger; Hudson-Odoi, Kante, Kovacic, Alonso; Ziyech, Havertz; Werner. Subs: Kepa, Christensen, Jorginho, Thiago Silva, Abraham, Pulišić, Loftus-Cheek, Mount, Chilwell, James, Azpilicueta, Emerson.

Will be interesting to see who gets subbed on. I could see a few different things. Wonder if Abraham is even available pending a likely loan or transfer.

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So uhhhh... what are we to win the PL (odds wise)? Because this isn't even our best XI. Villa is getting their ass beat. 

I mean this could easily be 3-0. 

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That has been coming for more than a minute. Very uninspiring play in the 2nd half.

What the fuck was Rudi even trying to do with that pass/clearance anyway?

Posted
10 minutes ago, RichUT said:

If CP is going to wear the 10 shirt, he needs to put those chances in the back of the net. 

If he starts putting those in the back someone is buying him for 120.

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Can't beleive I'm watching a penalty shootout and nervous about it for one of the dumbest trophies in soccer. And yet we'll get shit on if we don't win. 

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Just. Wow. Gonna need a sec. Quick thoughts:

1. God damn that was nails by Rudiger

2. Holy fuck Kepa. So sick on that 2nd pk. Sell him tomorrow. 

3. Pulisic not being in the top 5 is retarded. He's clearly a fucking machine at the spot. 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Our assets after this season could be nutty. Take someone like Pulisic - say he breaks out for 12 goals and 8 dimes and becomes more of a two-way player situationally. Love him to death but that's an $80M-$90M player all of a sudden. Same with guys like Mount and Werner. 

We will have the horses to reenter the Haaland sweeps next summer. 

Werner can go with our blessing, but if we let Mount or Puli get away, I'm gonna be pissed.

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Going forward with Ziyech out I think our best XI is:

 

                  Lukaku

          Mount, Havertz

Pulisic, Jorg, Kante, James

Chilwell, Dave, Silva, Christensen 

 

(I know that's 4 on the back line I feel like they're hard to separate before the next tier of Zouma, Rudiger, Chalobah. So 3/ those 4 on any given day)

 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Werner can go with our blessing, but if we let Mount or Puli get away, I'm gonna be pissed.

Not sure how much Werner would fetch right now. I'm fine with him trying to back Lukaku.

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    Lukaku

          Mount, Havertz

Pulisic, Jorg, Kante, James

Chilwell, Dave, Silva, Christensen 

I don't think you see dave, chilly and james all on the pitch unless we have 3 CBs

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I don't think you see dave, chilly and james all on the pitch unless we have 3 CBs

I see James as a WB

Interestingly though - when the travel squad was released it had Pulisic listed as an attacker. So maybe he's more of an option for the top 3 spots. Which would lend credence to RJ perhaps playing that wing like I think he will (not trying to prove you wrong or anything just adding a data point). 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Not sure how much Werner would fetch right now. I'm fine with him trying to back Lukaku.

Yeah, and if we're willing to sell him instead of play him as a second striker, it pretty much announces that we have no faith in him.  I guess we have to let him come off the bench and get some scrub starts this fall and see if he comes around.

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15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, and if we're willing to sell him instead of play him as a second striker, it pretty much announces that we have no faith in him.  I guess we have to let him come off the bench and get some scrub starts this fall and see if he comes around.

I'd love to loan Werner or Pulisic for a spell (maybe CHO too) but unfortunately the Ziyech injury kind of shows why you don't do that. Our depth is kind of a blessing and a curse. It is good insurance but it also makes for awkward lineups and happenings like Pulisic playing 17 fucking positions since he's gotten here and Werner probably getting too much PT simply because we had no one else that could stretch opposing back lines the way he can.

Just kind of riffing. Here's hoping Lukaku can solve some of our issues with finishing chances.

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

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Tough go after Crystal Palace (with CP not exactly being an easy win)

Yeah I'm not sure we ever really broke out the schedule on here. I noticed them giving us Arsenal 2nd on the road when it came out. Weird how I'm more worried about that one than Pool the following week.

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How many roosters should I bloodlet in my backyard to get an early goal on the board so we don't sweat 3 points for a full 90 against fucking CP? Because that's exactly what we're about to do.

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