Chelsea 2021-2022: TUCheL our balls, hoes

[TexArcher 37771]

Christ.  Undeniable pen and it's converted.

[TexArcher 37771]

Jesus Christ, Werner had a goal robbed by bullshit VAR and now another by an exceptional save.

[InkaUtexas 25875]

hard tackle. I will applaud how he took the red. No whining, just handed his captains band off and walked off the pitch. 

Ok Chelsea, take advantage dammit. I need three wins today. Chelsea, Red Sox and of course TEXAS! 

[TexArcher 37771]

I wouldn't mind a Mississippi State win today, either...

[InkaUtexas 25875]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't mind a Mississippi State win today, either...

Ok you can have that as well! 

[InkaUtexas 25875]

Damn what a perfect pass into the box. Was handed perfectly to Timo.

2-1 Good guys. 

[TexArcher 37771]

Gotta give Timo credit for sticking with it and getting into a great goal scoring position for a third time and finally getting one.

[TexArcher 37771]

And a third!

From 1 point to 3 points and 2 in the goal difference column.  Nice, that's nice.

[InkaUtexas 25875]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And a third!

From 1 point to 3 points and 2 in the goal difference column.  Nice, that's nice.

hahaha, what a sequence for that one! 

[InkaUtexas 25875]

Good win. 

[ztejas 43414]

Seems like I missed a cracker. 

Mike Dean is such a fucking punk. Glad we got 3 out of it. 

[InkaUtexas 25875]

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't mind a Mississippi State win today, either...

4-0 brother.

[MoJames 8244]

What a wonderful addition this guy has been.

 

 

[ztejas 43414]

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

What a wonderful addition this guy has been.

 

 

Silva's level of play given his age has been ridiculous, too. 

[MoJames 8244]

Fuck, if Tuchel somehow get's RLC to reach his potential, I'm buying  Tuchel kit.

 

[InkaUtexas 25875]

LUKAKU scoring for Belgium. 

[MoJames 8244]

https://streamwo.com/PVpcySw

[InkaUtexas 25875]

Yeah, thing of beauty. What a great move and finish. 

[MoJames 8244]

Conor

https://streamja.com/AK22k

[ztejas 43414]

Probably won't be awake for the match. Dealing with some fairly heavy emotional shit right now. 

COYBs yadda yadda and the rest. Need to get back into the swing of things - missed a lot lately. 

Keep the pitch dry for me, lads.

[G650 14246]

We really need another goal here

[APMP 688]

Lived dangerously but got the 3 points. Top of the table!

[G650 14246]

Yeah that was a wee bit stressful

[ztejas 43414]

Timo in form early in this one. 

[ztejas 43414]

Christensen with a nice volley off the pitch that finds the back after an assault on their goal. First goal for Chelsea. 

This isn't going to be close. 

[ztejas 43414]

Hope that's a bruise or something and not something structural for Lukaku. Our attack is getting a little thin. 

[ztejas 43414]

Anyone know if this clinches top 2 for us?

(Don't think it does since we lost @Juve)

Edited October 20, 2021 by ztejas

[MoJames 8244]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone know if this clinches top 2 for us?

(Don't think it does since we lost @Juve)

Nothing clinched.

[morehornsepower 887]

Didn't get to watch...any updates/thoughts on those injuries?

[morehornsepower 887]

17 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

Didn't get to watch...any updates/thoughts on those injuries?

I did just see that our next opponent is hapless Norwich (my other team)...so *I* could probably start as a striker and at least keep us in that one...

[Napoleon 8666]

The color announcer just said:

"Well, that is Top v Bottom."

And it's pretty obvious that the Top is working the hell out of that Bottom. Just pounding the shit out of it.

The last minutes of the half felt like going through the paces at the end of the game. I completely forgot that it was only a few minutes before halftime and then Norwich was going to have to come out and take another major pounding from its Top.

[MoJames 8244]

Wow. Just destroying them.

[TexArcher 37771]

I know it's just Norwich, but we seem pretty good at footballing.

[Napoleon 8666]

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I know it's just Norwich, but we seem pretty good at footballing.

Do you think that a club can be relegated mid-season?

Because there is one on TV that should be.

Edited October 23, 2021 by Napoleon

[Horny Bull 2759]

That was an ass kicking.

[InkaUtexas 25875]

Red Sox are out. UT is mediocre. Chelsea top of the table. 

I need this.

[ztejas 43414]

8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

The color announcer just said:

"Well, that is Top v Bottom."

And it's pretty obvious that the Top is working the hell out of that Bottom. Just pounding the shit out of it.

The last minutes of the half felt like going through the paces at the end of the game. I completely forgot that it was only a few minutes before halftime and then Norwich was going to have to come out and take another major pounding from its Top.

Like a Mandingo cock on top of a 19 year old South Korean girl.

Oh, this is a futbol thread. Aplogies.

[G650 14246]

I vote we play Norwich every week

[ztejas 43414]

EFL cup at 1:45 tomorrow (central).

Maybe Pulisic gets some mins? He should be close. 

[ztejas 43414]

We really need to get healthy. I like Barkley but he just isn't our standard anymore. 

[MoJames 8244]

Defense is doing fine. Midfield is not doing well. We look decent when we finally get the ball in their third. The transition from our defense through midfield is just awful and Southampton doing a nice job of pressuring.

[ztejas 43414]

Ziyech to Havertz is one way to get it done. 

[MoJames 8244]

https://streamja.com/vEGQb

[ztejas 43414]

You'd like Kepa to save that but Sarr has been straight up bad today. 

[ztejas 43414]

Is Kai point shaving? 

[MoJames 8244]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You'd like Kepa to save that

[ztejas 43414]

CHO is so frustrating because he's close to being a good player but just can never seem to put it together.

[ztejas 43414]

Both keepers MOTM. My God.

[MoJames 8244]

Chicken Dinner.

[ztejas 43414]

Neat!