Chelsea 2021-2022: TUCheL our balls, hoes

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Try running it on ESPN+ app. Working fine on my phone. 

YouTube TV decided to crash today so no tournament. Oh well, guess off to a bar it is. 

[MoJames 8244]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/roman-abramovich-and-ukrainian-peace-negotiators-suffer-symptoms-of-suspected-poisoning-11648480493

Summary

• Suspected poisoning happening in the first week of March when Abramovich was shuttling between Moscow and Kyiv to facilitate peace talks.

• Abramovich developed symptoms that included red eyes, constant and painful tearing, and peeling skin on their faces and hands.

• They blamed the suspected attack on hard-liners in Moscow who they said wanted to sabotage talks to end the war.

• Abramovich have since improved and life isn't in danger

• By the time a German forensic team with the required know-how was able to perform an examination, too much time had passed for the suspected poison to be detected. “It was not intended to kill, it was just a warning."

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Ziyech with an awful game so far. I would love to have Puli in this game.

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[ztejas 43452]

[TexArcher 37774]

LET'S FUCKING GO ! ! ! ! !

 

[TexArcher 37774]

Karim Benzema with a fucking video game goal.  God dammit.

[TexArcher 37774]

OMFG.  Again.  Already.

This is stupid.

[MoJames 8244]

I'm sorry guys, went to go see a patient at 0-0. Apparently I was the reason Benzema wasn't taking control.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Christiansen having a terrible game today. Have fun playing these guys multiple times per season while on Barca.

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[TexArcher 37774]

Announcers declaring Chelsea dead in this tie with about 150 minutes and four stoppage time blocks to play.  Ballgame?

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Announcers declaring Chelsea dead in this tie with about 150 minutes and four stoppage time blocks to play.  Ballgame?

[TexArcher 37774]

Yeah, I'm just hoping for the curse.

This is a shambles.  Could really be 4-0 right now.

[TexArcher 37774]

THERE WE GO, HAVERTZ!!!

Great service and Thibaut could've done better.

That's a start...

Edited April 6, 2022 by TexArcher

[MoJames 8244]

Kai time

And a kick to face unpunished.

[TexArcher 37774]

Holy shit, Benzema missed a bunny!

And for the love of god, get Christensen off the pitch before he gets beaten 17 more times.

[ztejas 43452]

It could be worse. 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And for the love of god, get Christensen off the pitch before he gets beaten 17 more times.

Reece hasn't exactly been inspiring playing in front of him. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Kovacic on for Christensen and Ziyech on for Kante.

[TexArcher 37774]

Welp.

That's not good.

[MoJames 8244]

Welp

[ztejas 43452]

I don't think we're going back to back guys. 

[MoJames 8244]

I remember when I was 8 and we played boom ball and this shit would work all the time.

[ztejas 43452]

We've given the ball away about 12 billion times tonight. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Lukaku complains all the time about not getting service and then he misses both of those.

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[ztejas 43452]

How the fuck do you miss the frame there? 

[MoJames 8244]

RIP Carvajal

[MoJames 8244]

La Liga in full force right now.

[TexArcher 37774]

Oh, refs stop play for leg cramps now.  Cool.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

RIP Carvajal

Does he flop around like a little bitch every time someone breathes on him?

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[TexArcher 37774]

Three really good looks at goal in the second half.  Something had to go in and it didn't.  Ah, well.

[MoJames 8244]

https://theathletic.com/news/chelsea-dodgers-owner-mark-walter/4XqF1r2bf3um/

[MoJames 8244]

So apparently we played decent this AM

[APMP 688]

So apparently we played decent this AM

Timo looked as good as I've even seen him. And of course he should have had 5 goals.

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Here ya go. 

 

 

[Doug E. Fresh 452]

On 4/10/2022 at 6:19 AM, APMP said:

On 4/9/2022 at 7:04 PM, MoJames said:

So apparently we played decent this AM

Timo looked as good as I've even seen him. And of course he should have had 5 goals.

Yeah, I think he broke some records. Hit the woodwork 3 times in less than 30 minutes and scored one other

[ztejas 43452]

[ztejas 43452]

Omg get RLC off the pitch. Why are you doing this to us Tuchel?

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Nice! 

[ztejas 43452]

That goal was imminent. Feel like we should press and try and keep this out of ET. 

[Horny Bull 2759]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That goal was imminent. Feel like we should press and try and keep this out of ET. 

I forgot the away goals rule no longer applies to this competition and was very confused by this post for a second. 

[ztejas 43452]

Tuchel you crazy son of a bitch. 

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Make it three

[morehornsepower 887]

I'm too old for this shit!!!!

[ztejas 43452]

 

[ztejas 43452]

CP on to win this bitch. Do it for the boys back home. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Puli on for the winner.........

 

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Furk..... 

[TexArcher 37774]

What the actual fuck happened at midfield?  God damn.

[ztejas 43452]

Four fucking goals from this dude. 

[ztejas 43452]

Feels like the end of the line here. It was a great effort. 

[InkaUtexas 25946]

Well we had our chances for sure.