Chelsea 2021-2022: TUCheL our balls, hoes

[InkaUtexas 25,875]

Yeah, he has looked good today. Was a nice assist as well. 

[ztejas 43,414]

So bad. Cross our fingers we don't draw one of the more dangerous group winners. 

[ztejas 43,414]

Apparently we get one of Real, Bayern or Ajax. 

[InkaUtexas 25,875]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently we get one of Real, Bayern or Ajax. 

Fuck em. When this team is on we can take them all. 

[ztejas 43,414]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck em. When this team is on we can take them all. 

Yes, well, we are very much not on right now. Fortunately we have until February to sort it out. UNfortunately the PL is going to be a grind up until then. 

[morehornsepower 887]

This one is on me guys.  Had to get on a call right as it went to injury time, sure we had the win...  I'll just cancel the call next time...

[TexArcher 37,771]

Alright, let's get 3 today, lads.

[TexArcher 37,771]

Alonso concedes a pen and Mendy can't stop it.

God dammit.

[TexArcher 37,771]

And Reece James almost gets himself sent off.

Come the fuck on, man.

[TexArcher 37,771]

There it is!  Alonso picks off a pass, gets it back, and serves a low cross to Mount.  Nice and easy.

[G650 14,246]

Correct decision

[G650 14,246]

Clinical

[TexArcher 37,771]

Absolutely correct decision.  Commentator was out of his mind.  If he got the ball first, how come it didn't move?  Clear pen.

[G650 14,246]

Well that's been coming for awhile

[TexArcher 37,771]

Save us, Big Rom.

[G650 14,246]

Oh my

[G650 14,246]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[G650 14,246]

Rudi shithousery

[TexArcher 37,771]

Can always count on Rudiger to get into the middle of a scrap, lol.

[TexArcher 37,771]

That's an ugly 3 points, but it's 3 seriously needed points.

[G650 14,246]

Yeah we got the points, but fuck we were trash

[morehornsepower 887]

I'll always take the 3, but our form is...troubling...to say the least...

[ztejas 43,414]

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

[TexArcher 37,771]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

I don't think so.  This was our 4th of 9 games this month.  We're gonna see a lot of mixed and matched lineups.

[ztejas 43,414]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't think so.  This was our 4th of 9 games this month.  We're gonna see a lot of mixed and matched lineups.

I think it's nothing. But it's that time of year where you can't help but keep an eye on stuff like that. 

[ztejas 43,414]

Crazy lucky draw. Although with how we're playing right now we could lose to anyone. 

[ztejas 43,414]

Oh man I thought that was in... 

[ztejas 43,414]

Total assault right now. Need to put one in. 

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Pickford always seems to become an actual elite keeper against us.

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[ztejas 43,414]

If we could not turn this into a disaster that would be great. 

[MoJames 8,244]

On 12/11/2021 at 12:13 PM, ztejas said:

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

Haven't been watching, how are these two doing?

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Three apparently have covid. Given who is out today I'm guessing Lukaku, Werner, and CHO. Which is awful.

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[ztejas 43,414]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Haven't been watching, how are these two doing?

They've both done some nice stuff. This is the best Pulisic's looked at the 9. 

Ziyech has had a couple iffy shot attempts but largely been involved and productive. 

Mount didn't convert on one he should have. Oh well. 

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Three apparently have covid. Given who is out today I'm guessing Lukaku, Werner, and CHO. Which is awful.

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Just confirmed. Those are the three. Fuck.

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[APMP 688]

Good grief, if you can't score against Everton at home...

[ztejas 43,414]

Barkley and Saul. Fuck me. Title chance fading by the minute.

Not like we have anyone else to play though.

Edited December 16, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43,414]

Thank you Mase. 

That might be the loudest I've heard the crowd all year. 

[APMP 688]

Well that didn't take long...

[ztejas 43,414]

Man we fucking suck right now. 

Maybe we'll get lucky and have some games postponed.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Saul is fucking awful.  

[ztejas 43,414]

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Saul is fucking awful.  

I'm not sure he made it on the pitch. 

[MoJames 8,244]

[ztejas 43,414]

We already used up Barkley's one productive touch of the day. Going to need a miracle to find a 2nd. 

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Drinkwater scored one goal then punched a guy. Saul has just given up goal. Advantage: Drinkwater.

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[InkaUtexas 25,875]

Furk. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Holy shit just watching the match against Everton....almost to half....so many fucking missed opportunities.

[TexArcher 37,771]

Looking a bit shittastic for the first ten minutes against Wolves.

[TexArcher 37,771]

And in the 15th they score.  God damned fucking shitburger.

Edit: Holy shit, we get a reprieve on a very late offside call by VAR.  Looks correct.

Edited December 19, 2021 by TexArcher

[morehornsepower 887]

Just now, TexArcher said:

And in the 15th they score.  God damn fucking shitburger.

wow...VAR works in our favor.

[APMP 688]

Can't believe the game wasn't postponed.

Quite the disappointing festive period so far.