Chelsea 2021-2022: TUCheL our balls, hoes

[InkaUtexas 26920]

Yeah, he has looked good today. Was a nice assist as well. 

[ztejas 44236]

So bad. Cross our fingers we don't draw one of the more dangerous group winners. 

[ztejas 44236]

Apparently we get one of Real, Bayern or Ajax. 

[InkaUtexas 26920]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently we get one of Real, Bayern or Ajax. 

Fuck em. When this team is on we can take them all. 

[ztejas 44236]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck em. When this team is on we can take them all. 

Yes, well, we are very much not on right now. Fortunately we have until February to sort it out. UNfortunately the PL is going to be a grind up until then. 

[morehornsepower 888]

This one is on me guys.  Had to get on a call right as it went to injury time, sure we had the win...  I'll just cancel the call next time...

[TexArcher 39074]

Alright, let's get 3 today, lads.

[TexArcher 39074]

Alonso concedes a pen and Mendy can't stop it.

God dammit.

[TexArcher 39074]

And Reece James almost gets himself sent off.

Come the fuck on, man.

[TexArcher 39074]

There it is!  Alonso picks off a pass, gets it back, and serves a low cross to Mount.  Nice and easy.

[G650 14447]

Correct decision

[G650 14447]

Clinical

[TexArcher 39074]

Absolutely correct decision.  Commentator was out of his mind.  If he got the ball first, how come it didn't move?  Clear pen.

[G650 14447]

Well that's been coming for awhile

[TexArcher 39074]

Save us, Big Rom.

[G650 14447]

Oh my

[G650 14447]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[G650 14447]

Rudi shithousery

[TexArcher 39074]

Can always count on Rudiger to get into the middle of a scrap, lol.

[TexArcher 39074]

That's an ugly 3 points, but it's 3 seriously needed points.

[G650 14447]

Yeah we got the points, but fuck we were trash

[morehornsepower 888]

I'll always take the 3, but our form is...troubling...to say the least...

[ztejas 44236]

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

[TexArcher 39074]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

I don't think so.  This was our 4th of 9 games this month.  We're gonna see a lot of mixed and matched lineups.

[ztejas 44236]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't think so.  This was our 4th of 9 games this month.  We're gonna see a lot of mixed and matched lineups.

I think it's nothing. But it's that time of year where you can't help but keep an eye on stuff like that. 

[ztejas 44236]

Crazy lucky draw. Although with how we're playing right now we could lose to anyone. 

[ztejas 44236]

Oh man I thought that was in... 

[ztejas 44236]

Total assault right now. Need to put one in. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Pickford always seems to become an actual elite keeper against us.

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[ztejas 44236]

If we could not turn this into a disaster that would be great. 

[MoJames 8258]

On 12/11/2021 at 12:13 PM, ztejas said:

Wasn't able to watch.

Can we quit doing this? 

Also no Pulisic or Ziyech is... curious. 

Haven't been watching, how are these two doing?

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Three apparently have covid. Given who is out today I'm guessing Lukaku, Werner, and CHO. Which is awful.

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[ztejas 44236]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Haven't been watching, how are these two doing?

They've both done some nice stuff. This is the best Pulisic's looked at the 9. 

Ziyech has had a couple iffy shot attempts but largely been involved and productive. 

Mount didn't convert on one he should have. Oh well. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Three apparently have covid. Given who is out today I'm guessing Lukaku, Werner, and CHO. Which is awful.

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Just confirmed. Those are the three. Fuck.

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[APMP 688]

Good grief, if you can't score against Everton at home...

[ztejas 44236]

Barkley and Saul. Fuck me. Title chance fading by the minute.

Not like we have anyone else to play though.

Edited December 16, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 44236]

Thank you Mase. 

That might be the loudest I've heard the crowd all year. 

[APMP 688]

Well that didn't take long...

[ztejas 44236]

Man we fucking suck right now. 

Maybe we'll get lucky and have some games postponed.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Saul is fucking awful.  

[ztejas 44236]

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Saul is fucking awful.  

I'm not sure he made it on the pitch. 

[MoJames 8258]

[ztejas 44236]

We already used up Barkley's one productive touch of the day. Going to need a miracle to find a 2nd. 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Drinkwater scored one goal then punched a guy. Saul has just given up goal. Advantage: Drinkwater.

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[InkaUtexas 26920]

Furk. 

[Scraps 13807]

Holy shit just watching the match against Everton....almost to half....so many fucking missed opportunities.

[TexArcher 39074]

Looking a bit shittastic for the first ten minutes against Wolves.

[TexArcher 39074]

And in the 15th they score.  God damned fucking shitburger.

Edit: Holy shit, we get a reprieve on a very late offside call by VAR.  Looks correct.

Edited December 19, 2021 by TexArcher

[morehornsepower 888]

Just now, TexArcher said:

And in the 15th they score.  God damn fucking shitburger.

wow...VAR works in our favor.

[APMP 688]

Can't believe the game wasn't postponed.

Quite the disappointing festive period so far.