Chelsea 2021-2022: TUCheL our balls, hoes

[ztejas 43411]

Lmao they let Alonso have that?

Ooookaaayyy...

[ztejas 43411]

Damn okay Mount

[ztejas 43411]

Kovacic trying too hard there. No need to one time that 22 mins in.

[TexArcher 37761]

All right, Paycock.  You win.

Awesome to see Stamford Bridge full again.

[ztejas 43411]

Net. Bitch. 

Now let's run it up on these parking brake fucks. 

Edited August 14, 2021 by ztejas

[MoJames 8244]

Alonso starting paid off

[TexArcher 37761]

Well, that'll do, Alonso!  Shit, that was perfect.

[TexArcher 37761]

This sure feels like a chance to get that goal differential up.  CP looks like dogshit.

[TexArcher 37761]

[ztejas 43411]

No chickens were bloodlet in the formation of this 2-0 lead.

[ztejas 43411]

"It's not easy for Timo Werner"

Well... nothing is easy for him, is it? 

[ztejas 43411]

Now imagine Lukaku was playing today instead of a 4/10 Werner. 

And I'm really not trying to shit on the guy - I want him to succeed but God it's rough to watch him with the ball at his feet. 

Edited August 14, 2021 by ztejas

[MoJames 8244]

CHALOBAH!!!!

[TexArcher 37761]

OMFG CHALOBAH, JESUS H ! ! !

[ztejas 43411]

[ztejas 43411]

Oh man... he looks like he's about to tear up. What an awesome moment. 

[ztejas 43411]

Werner bb what is you doing? 

[APMP 688]

Good start to the season, let's keep the clean sheet.

[ztejas 43411]

3 down 111 to go.

[crash_davis 23096]

Timo is ass my dude. Not sure how after a full season of suckitude, Tuchel can still have faith in him to do anything but suck. 

 

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Timo is ass my dude. Not sure how after a full season of suckitude, Tuchel can still have faith in him to do anything but suck. 

 

His pace helps keep back lines honest but it's not like there aren't any strikers with similar pace that can actually do shit with the ball. And today a ton of the game was played with them sitting back while we had possession in their 3rd anyway.

On none of the 3 goals scored today did it matter who the #9 was. Sure he played a deflection off their keeper that Puli cleaned up but any decent striker gets into the box and reaches that ball. 

With someone more creative or clinical up front we net 5 today. I don't think Timo is a lost cause but he could use some time on the bench to get his mind right. 

[ztejas 43411]

Also - I didn't understand the arm thing Puli did after his goal. Here you go:

[TexArcher 37761]

See the tiger eye tattoo across his face?

[ztejas 43411]

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

See the tiger eye tattoo across his face?

Yes... I'm saying I didn't understand it before seeing that pic. 

But thank you. Glad we've got you around.

Edited August 14, 2021 by ztejas

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Wagnh reporting Tammy to Roma for 40m euro with an 80m buy back clause.

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[ztejas 43411]

9 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

with an 80m buy back clause.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

On 8/15/2021 at 3:51 AM, ztejas said:

Not sure why you wouldn't want a buy back clause for an academy grad who's shown the potential to be a top striker.  He needs time to develop more, but if he does he's the perfect age to slot back in once Lukaku starts aging out.  

[RichUT 1832]

Option value is never a bad thing. You can discount the possibility that Tammy will continue improving with regular playtime. If he’s a top 5-10 level striker in 4 years, that buy back amount will look like a steal.

[TexArcher 37761]

Absolutely.  Tammy has shown some flashes and he's only 23.  I don't mind losing him, but the buy-back option makes it essentially risk-free.

[MoJames 8244]

Bakayoko and AC Milan chatting

 

Emerson linked with Napoli and OL

 

[Stringer 1438]

6 hours ago, MoJames said:

Bakayoko and AC Milan chatting

It's wild that this dude is still on our rolls.  

[MoJames 8244]

Bats to Besiktas.

[MoJames 8244]

Nice video from the pitch, gives a very different perspective.

 

https://www.chelseafc.com/en/videos/v/2021/08/16/trevoh-chalobah-sparks-limbs-in-packed-stamford-bridge-with-prem-mcnJOf4u

[MoJames 8244]

Ziyech back in training.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Emerson on a season-long loan to Lyon.  It's nice that we broke our transfer record but still managed to make money this window.  

[MoJames 8244]

 

[MoJames 8244]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1f5yvzOh0g

Won't let you embed.

[MoJames 8244]

It appears that despite Chalobah's excellent form we are still looking at Kounde and the MF piece could be Saul.

 

[MoJames 8244]

 

Meh

[TexArcher 37761]

That looks like a Jamaican Ultimate Frisbee League jersey.

[ztejas 43411]

On 8/19/2021 at 3:32 PM, MoJames said:

 

Tottenham catching strays as always. 

[ztejas 43411]

We're getting there.

Still no Kante although he's active. Ziyech also active although I can't imagine he plays. 

We are so deep up front and really in general. You could make two very good starting XIs out of this squad. 

[MoJames 8244]

Yup crazy how deep we have become post Sarri rebuild.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

I hope we get to see what Timo can do playing off Lukaku against a tired D for the last 20 minutes of the game or so. Though it's probably more likely Lukaku comes off, Havertz slides over to false 9, and Timo plays off Havertz.

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[ztejas 43411]

Alonso needs to pick up the pace. (If that's possible)

Edited August 22, 2021 by ztejas

[ztejas 43411]

Holy fuck we have a striker that can hold up the ball. 

Nice fucking goal.

[ztejas 43411]

Mount having a bit of a head scratcher.

[morehornsepower 887]

loving this...

[ztejas 43411]

This could get ugly. Arsenal's back is absolutely atrocious. Both sides of the pitch are wide open and they aren't marking anything inside. 

[RichUT 1832]

Lukaku is a total game changer for this squad. The defense has to account for him constantly. So much more room for everyone else.

Or it could just be that Arsenal sucks.

Or both of those things could be true.