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Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

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Posted
Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


Jesus titty fukn Christ on a cracker. I already said I let my emotions get the best of me. Not gonna address this anymore. Let it die. Done with it.

We must give this American a wide berth...

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Posted
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

This is the key.  Get him outta the game and they're done.

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

Jasiak seems legit to me. Good velocity and command (well, except for when he went upside Zoob's head). Would be great if our 'Horns can chase him by the sixth.

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That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

My anaconda don’t want none….
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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

Yep.  Get that bullshit outta this place of honor.  You are weak sauce.

Like a guy that brings his own ketchup to a 5 star steak restaurant.

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Posted
Just now, BERT said:

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

He's been lacking a little control for awhile now. At his best he is our best pitcher but he isn't really our most consistent guy right now. 

Posted
Just now, Cajun said:

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

They knew they were going to get assfucked tonight so they figured they might as well derobe a bit ahead of time. 

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