Austin Super Regional Thread

[Mo Horn 8832]

Shit. I want to put them away early

[Dahobbs 17534]

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

[Horny Bull 2759]

2-0 Texas after 3.

[TexArcher 37774]

I'll take 2-0 after 3 and I'll take the same thing in the middle innings.  Let's fucking go, Ty.

[zlavydra 2119]

One hard-hit ball per inning so far.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Let me know if you find that in the rule book …

That’s not the point.

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

Shhh……it’s a trap…

[texifornia 56912]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

[BERT 4358]

Just now, zlavydra said:

One hard-hit ball per inning so far.

3 if you count the one that hit Zubia’s helmet

[Deej 76759]

Just now, Fletch said:

then go for the money shot

[kingkoopa6 8347]

KKKKK!

[zlavydra 2119]

I refuse to believe that a guy named Cantu can hit.

[troph 24783]

God almighty Ty is a beast!

[Cajun 11705]

4 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Jesus titty fukn Christ on a cracker. I already said I let my emotions get the best of me. Not gonna address this anymore. Let it die. Done with it.

We must give this American a wide berth...

[TrashMaster G 17551]

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

[Cajun 11705]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's the one real dude on their staff. Run up his pitch count, have a lead when the pen gets in, start fucking raking, that's more than fine.

This is the key.  Get him outta the game and they're done.

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

With the buzzer.

[kingkoopa6 8347]

KKKKKK!

[Cajun 11705]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

For the love of god, someone tell the ass with the buzzer to get fucked.

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

[Mdhorn 5948]

He didn’t touch it.

[texifornia 56912]

Got nothing on that ball

[Cajun 11705]

No he did not

[zlavydra 2119]

Announcer is convinced that Madden pitched against Fairfield. I don't remember it that way.

[TexArcher 37774]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Hate that bush league shit.  Fuckstick should be bludgeoned and banned from the park.

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

We are not hitting this guy well at all. One hard hit ball so far?

Jasiak seems legit to me. Good velocity and command (well, except for when he went upside Zoob's head). Would be great if our 'Horns can chase him by the sixth.

[Nivek 16923]

That’s kind of our style. Anaconda like. Just slowly squeeze the life out of the pitcher then go for the money shot around the 5th or 6th 

My anaconda don’t want none….

[Cajun 11705]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Full Keyser Soze.  Kill his family, his friends, and the people who owe him money.

Yep.  Get that bullshit outta this place of honor.  You are weak sauce.

Like a guy that brings his own ketchup to a 5 star steak restaurant.

Edited June 13, 2021 by Cajun

[BERT 4358]

Just now, Nivek said:

My anaconda don’t want none unless…..

You got buns hun

[Dahobbs 17534]

Let's go Madden. 

[Cajun 11705]

Ok Ty, reel it back in here.

Nothing is fucked.  Nothing is fucked...

[BERT 4358]

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

[Mo Horn 8832]

Ty has big time stuff, but he loses command of the strike zone too much. That'll come at the next level

[Cajun 11705]

Yay, another douche gold chain chest showing loser.

[ztejas 43418]

Just now, BERT said:

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

He's been lacking a little control for awhile now. At his best he is our best pitcher but he isn't really our most consistent guy right now. 

[kingkoopa6 8347]

KKKKKKK!

[Horny Bull 2759]

Madden strands a pair T4.

[Dahobbs 17534]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Ty doesn’t seem to have great command of his fastball tonight. Keep throwing that slider

That one was good enough. 

[Cajun 11705]

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

[Post Oak 20210]

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

My anaconda don’t want none….

Begrudgingly....rep

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

[Mo Horn 8832]

Nice K, but his pitch count is climbing. Gonna need the pen tonight

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

That guy needed a ladder to hit that. 

[zlavydra 2119]

60-ish pitches for Madden.  Should be good for 7.

[BERT 4358]

Dude with the long beard behind home plate. Is that DDA’s dad? 

[texifornia 56912]

Waylp. Doubt that kind of inning flies against Vandy or ND, but sit em down Ty.

[Wishbone 4759]

Whew! Glad he chased that one. Let’s get some hits.

[Deej 76759]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

 

[ztejas 43418]

Just now, Cajun said:

These jackwaggons and their half buttoned jerseys.

I'm embarrassed for them.

They knew they were going to get assfucked tonight so they figured they might as well derobe a bit ahead of time. 

[Cajun 11705]

Get ready fellas, they're bringing him in to pinch hit soon -