Austin Super Regional Thread

[TwiceHorn 31497]

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dude is a bit of a badass. Stop being a pussy. 

He's a badass defensive player, but inserted himself into the deal at KState and got his ass ejected and suspended for a game.

That would be not great in these circumstances.

[deadshank 24653]

All right.  I’m leaving deer camp now to drive up there and find Horatio Hornblower. 
 

He’s gonna die an ugly death.  

[Braff Zacklin 13620]

The moment that ball was hit--and I mean the very moment you saw it coming off the bat and directly toward Faltine--everyone knew it was a 6-4-3, amirite?

[TexArcher 37979]

Let's add on 3 more to make sure everyone understands.  We've got some time.

[Macanudo 12989]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

3 outs from Omaha baby!

Finish them!

[ztejas 43478]

You don't get into a land war in Asia, you don't get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line, and you don't hit a ground ball at Trey Faltine with a runner on first. 

[Mdhorn 5973]

Guess we’ll get to see if the shirts stay open even in defeat.

[Macanudo 12989]

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

Nice DP ends the inning. 

That's what he said?

[Fletch 5800]

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

[Firemans4Horn 18107]

[Deej 76831]

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

[TBD 80]

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I’m gonna hear that horn in my sleep tonight. 

Only time I might be ok with horns down. 

[Pato del Muerto 52527]

Hey that last guy got 3 quick outs. Better preserve him for tomorrow and bring in some new guy. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Tanner Mink is surely a made up name, no? 

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

The moment that ball was hit--and I mean the very moment you saw it coming off the bat and directly toward Faltine--everyone knew it was a 6-4-3, amirite?

It is known.

[deadshank 24653]

Just now, Deej said:

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

But how would we entertain ourselves?

[Macanudo 12989]

Just now, Fletch said:

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

Always wondered how a guy in his late 20s/early 30s lost his MOJO.  Get he was doing A LOT of recreational drugs.

[Macanudo 12989]

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Tanner Mink is surely a made up name, no? 

Guessing that's his Brazzers name.

[Deej 76831]

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

An erectile dysfunction ad with us watching? Do they know their audience!?!?

If those drugs really worked, then why are the couple in the ad in separate bathtubs?

[BERT 4380]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm sure if enough of us tweet at CDC, we can get that horn asshole shut down. 

Hell it’s probably  6th Street just fucking with is out there. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

Just a bit outside

[Radical Larry 28643]

Juuuust a bit outside

[Mdhorn 5973]

To be fair, everybody for Texas got a walk tonight.

Edited June 14, 2021 by Mdhorn

[zlavydra 2123]

How many pitches have we seen go to the backstop in the last few weeks?

[chase25 2048]

USF pitching tonight:

[RollLeft 5045]

 

[Mo Horn 8849]

If Zubia can't hit this guy, he should hang it up

[troph 24860]

18 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

We should respect everyone in Omaha, obviously.  Any team there is capable of beating any other in baseball.

But I was quite wary of UA, I guess going back to February.  I remain very wary of Vanderbilt, Rockerco is something I'm not sure we've quite handled yet.

Arizona's super against sentient competition was pretty impressive.

And both are on the other side. Yeah I totally get taking care of business but if everyone shows up this team has few equals in the remaining field. 

[Macanudo 12989]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

If those drugs really worked, then why are the couple in the ad in separate bathtubs?

Ever fucked in a bath tub?   Guaranteed to get her pregnant. 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

These guys know about the strike zone, correct?

[kingkoopa6 8369]

[Mdhorn 5973]

Well, almost everybody

[jimmyjazz 45978]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

If Zubia can't hit this guy, he should hang it up

Lulz

[CowtownHorn 5126]

And DDA trying to start the Zu-bi-a chant from behind the plate. Knew it was coming. Hahahaha.

[deadshank 24653]

Zubia says fuck you, Jobu!

[Ewreck10 288]

Nice little base knock for Zubia!

[Laxtonto 12090]

Hopefully that gets Zubia going 

[Firemans4Horn 18107]

ZOOOOOOOOOO

[DanTheHorn 4935]

Good for him on base again

[TexArcher 37979]

Keep that streak alive, Zach!!

[Macanudo 12989]

Zubia comes through with a key RBI. 

 

Sarcasm is intended.

[Barbacoa 1934]

The streak lives. 

[ButtFumble 5180]

well this is a game where even though things went way in favor of Texas it would have been easy to get down about some shit and look up and be tied or only up by 1 or 2

instead Texas kept at it and ended up doing a lot of good things

[Pato del Muerto 52527]

One dozen 

[BERT 4380]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Ever fucked in a bath tub?   Guaranteed to get her pregnant. 

Keeping my ass out of the bathtub fucking scene then. 

[zlavydra 2123]

Lets' get DJ an AB.

[chase25 2048]

DJ! DJ! DJ!

[Horny Bull 2760]

The streak continues

[zlavydra 2123]

I was hoping USF would bring in Caleb Pundsack.

[Ewreck10 288]

Nice little base knock for Zubia!