Cinco de Mayo

[El Diablo 4232]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

mas fotos de juggs por favor

Seems like such a simple request and yet this thread disappoints. Heavily.

[Prepuce of Doom 21104]

Caca. 

[RDCanecutter 26474]

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

No me encantan las gorditas...

La primera vez yo lei "gorilas".

[RDCanecutter 26474]

It ain't modern times in Sicily.

[DoobieWah 1462]

Lotta cultural appropriating going on up in here.

[RDCanecutter 26474]

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Lotta cultural appropriating going on up in here.

I know. Aztecs didn't have no Spanish nor no 12-month calendar.

[BurdineBandit 815]

On 5/6/2018 at 4:28 PM, RDCanecutter said:

ojala que solo estes crudo, y no infectado por una amiguita de Vic.

Lmao. Surly has evolved to Vic jokes en espanol. I like it.

[DoobieWah 1462]

6 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Lotta cultural appropriating going on up in here.

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

[Prepuce of Doom 21104]

18 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

The Southern Poverty Law Center has lost track of reality as well as its overall mission. 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

I think I’m going to take the suggestion in that article and go to the Facebook page of the Gonzaga Unity Multicultural Education Center and post about my alternative way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Namely naming my dick France, beating it, and then drinking a Modelo.

[mulletpelini 5216]

Well boys, its been great, glad we got to share a laugh or two.  We're fucked.

[happyhookem 224]

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Mexican culture cannot be reduced to tacos, oversized sombreros and piñatas.

Why not?

[Longhornstampede 3186]

6 hours ago, happyhookem said:

Why not?

Because they left out the booze

[El Diablo 4232]

And eyebrows drawn on with Charpies.

[RollLeft 5045]

[RDCanecutter 26474]

12 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Holy shit, I thought my suggestion was too absurd NOT to be funny. Turns out...(LINK)

Dude. A Communist Mexican friend of mine was being all humorless on FB about 5 de mayo. Of course, being a Communist she's pretty miserable and humorless about everything. She grew up in Mexico but it must have rubbed off-- a real Mexican would have shrugged, then sold alcoholic slushees to gringos.

[RollLeft 5045]

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

I hope many of you are wearing whatever stereotypical Mexican garb you found in your closet.  The more cliché the better!  F the sensitive social justice warrior types taking away light hearted fun.  F them right in their Slow Poke Rodriguez ass.  They can take their bullshit sensitivities to another phantom cause or minority group to fight for.  (That goes without saying if you're a racist, fuck you even more.)  

Today is not about the battle of Puebla and Mexico over Napoleon, certainly not Mexican Independence.  Its about drinking Palomas or Margaritas, eating Tex-Mex/Mexican and or having an excuse for a mid week shot of Tequila/Mezcal.  Salud amigos!!  

Edited May 5, 2021 by RollLeft

[Armybrat 40915]

Meh...

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm down with it.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[tfoolry 8238]

 

 

[RollLeft 5045]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Looks like he somebody didn't send their best, Mexican, yet again.   

   

[Guest Lobo]

A charger plate under an edible taco salad bowl?  Makes you wonder what our sacrifices at Puebla were really all for, eh? 

Over the Battle of Cinco de Mayo, Mr. President?" 

"Nah, I don't think I'll ever get over Cinco de Mayo.  Those wounds run...pretty deep."  (for mdmost) 

[tfoolry 8238]