Cheers,

[immamac 42,839]

I sign my emails like that and have always had avatars of me cheers ing drinks when camera was off on zoom calls. My slack avatar was me with a burger on a knife cheers ing the burger. 

Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 

Is that weird? How do you sign your emails? 

[immamac 42,839]

First lulz post in a long time. This board is dead af. We need it to be more lit than CR or DT. 

Night crew, where you at? 

[tfoolry 8,208]

Cheers

[Prepuce of Doom 21,061]

I like to sign emails thusly:

Up yours, truly. 

Or

Best retards, 

[RPM 26,318]

Cheers is ok. I was more of a Frasier fan.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,061]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

First lulz post in a long time. This board is dead af. We need it to be more lit than CR or DT. 

Night crew, where you at? 

I propose that you lock the "news stories that remind you of Surly" thread and then people can just start new threads for each story instead of having one lame catchall sorta metathread. 

[RGBIII 22,839]

Thanks and best regards, 

 

ya I’m a Fucking loser

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

Deepest regards

[Ldogg53 514]

First lulz post in a long time. This board is dead af. We need it to be more lit than CR or DT. 
Night crew, where you at? 

Dude I haven’t really been around much in the last 3 years and popping back in has revealed the same basic threads just continuing on.

[immamac 42,839]

Just now, Ldogg53 said:

Dude I haven’t really been around much in the last 3 years and popping back in has revealed the same basic threads just continuing on.

What brought you back? Are you coming to Arkansas? 

[Ldogg53 514]

I sign my emails like that and have always had avatars of me cheers ing drinks when camera was off on zoom calls. My slack avatar was me with a burger on a knife cheers ing the burger. 
Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 
Is that weird? How do you sign your emails? 

Clearly you aren’t corporate as shit. My ass has the standard “Best regards,”.

Now my MS teams shit I’ll fuck with if it’s not a customer call. I have several backgrounds that I’ll select. Bar photo from Astros opening day 2019. Party on Broad St after Eagles SB win. Beach scene. Mountain scene.

[Bullneck 19,073]

I don't like people who sign their emails "Best."  

"Best" what?  Best sex ever? 

[immamac 42,839]

Just now, Ldogg53 said:

Clearly you aren’t corporate as shit. My ass has the standard “Best regards,”.

Now my MS teams shit I’ll fuck with if it’s not a customer call. I have several backgrounds that I’ll select. Bar photo from Astros opening day 2019. Party on Broad St after Eagles SB win. Beach scene. Mountain scene.

Post backgrounds here. Lol

[Ldogg53 514]

What brought you back? Are you coming to Arkansas? 

Life got really busy the last few years. Between work and my daughter it just became a lot.

Was at an Astros game last week with UTPhil and he mentions the Sugar Baby thread. Blew my mind so I had to jump in.

[justhookit 4,191]

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

Now I just use my LinkedIn profile pic. 

Are you standing in front of a tree?

[TKthunder2 4,985]

Hasta la vista, bitches.

-TKthunder

 

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

[immamac 42,839]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Are you standing in front of a tree?

I'm about to go down a mine shaft in cripple creek with a hardhat on. 

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

Cheers is too British. 

Regards is my go to these days. I was totally in on Sincerely about 11 years ago for some reason but I was more pissed off back then.

[Ldogg53 514]

Cheers is too British. 
Regards is my go to these days. I was totally in on Sincerely about 11 years ago for some reason but I was more pissed off back then.

I’ve never been able to use sincerely. I bullshit way too much in what I do to use that.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

This is more like it. 

 

[TKthunder2 4,985]

8 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

I’ve never been able to use sincerely. I bullshit way too much in what I do to use that.

Sincerely wish you would leave me the fuck alone,

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

There was a great The Onion article about email closers and Sincerely, but I can't find it. I think that is what finally got me off of it. It was too "I love the smell of my own farts" smug. 

[Ldogg53 514]

What brought you back? Are you coming to Arkansas? 

Just saw the Arkansas post. No dice for me. I’ve got my daughter that weekend and will be in Austin Sept 3-5 already for Lonestar Roundup.

[Ldogg53 514]

Sincerely wish you would leave me the fuck alone,

Accurate AF!

[Spoetzl 181]

Goodbye and good luck

[RPM 26,318]

Courage

[After irth 1,243]

I have signed off of many correspondences with “Go fuck your mother”, but that’s really only appropriate for certain situations. Not a catch-all type of closing by any means, unlike your mom of course. 

[mininghorn88 2,280]

Thanks or Regards. Depends on the purpose.

[formermav43 4,606]

Your obedient servant 

[52-80 19,149]

best,

 

 

but now i just put my first name.  no signature.  if im spicy i will not sign the email at all.

[deadshank 24,652]

Stop pestering me,

deadshank

[millhouse 2,603]

If I am being sincere: Thank you,

If I am being passive aggressive: Thanks,

If I want you to go f yourself: Thanks!

[Kennythetiger 9,376]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

Cheers is ok. I was more of a Frasier fan.

Roz, or Daphne?  

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

I used to sign my emails that way back in the 90’s 

[jeevsie 3,733]

Thanks for US people.

Best Regards for Int'l folk.

I've been considering the classic - At <company>, we've upped our standards; now up yours!

[Jerry Callo 8,699]

I use "Cordially," when I really mean fuck off.  Otherwise, I use "Sincerely," "Thank you," or "Thanks."

[RPM 26,318]

53 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Roz, or Daphne?  

whynotboth.jpg

[Armybrat 40,828]

Take care,

[eljinca 279]

Snoogins

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Bernard.

[Davis Lane 5,581]

I know an asshole that uses "Best,".

[markstanco 12,573]

Regards,

Markstanco
title
800 phone number
image of a new product (currently flame resistant jeans)
 

edit:  People who put their email address in their signature line makes me ragey.

Edited June 9, 2021 by markstanco

[MissingInAction 25,029]

Thanks,

MIA

Title

Phone 

Dept

 

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

[Pokoloco 1,280]

Teats.

[After irth 1,243]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Roz, or Daphne?  

Team Roz all the way!

[South Austin 52,461]

You have our gratitude.

[huge 3,793]

thanks

[deadshank 24,652]

4 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Bernard.

CHIEF

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,678]

17 hours ago, After irth said:

I have signed off of many correspondences with “Go fuck your mother”

[Deej 76,758]

At work, I don't reply to emails. I walk to their office and ask "What the fuck were you blathering on about?" They eventually just stop emailing, and I don't have to worry about my signature.