World Cup 2022 Qualifiers

[Napoleon 8,703]

Briana Scurry doesn't come off as a Gold Medal winning keeper (and World Cup winning keeper?).

She comes off as a Political Science professor who has been to over 30 countries and has worked with at least 2 presidential administrations.

PS- I like Jenny Chiu. A lot. She would probably like me as well.

[InkaUtexas 26,179]

Just wanted to reiterate, fuck El Tri. Hope they freeze their nuts off tonight. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just wanted to reiterate, fuck El Tri. Hope they freeze their nuts off tonight. 

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

11 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets, African refs are corrupt. Who gives a fuck?

 

Coulibaly.  Prendergast.  Names that live in infamy.

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

scum-tri are getting off easy - it's not snowing and it's still, almost no wind

columbus '02 was a bitch because of the wind chill

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

23 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

What did we do prior to the '94 Cup? Started watching international soccer during the '90 WC, but wasn't yet a big enough fan (addict?) to follow interstitial matches.

we hired Bora and created a Team America that played anyone anywhere at any time, similar to what brooks did in the fall of '79

and it paid off

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

22 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Disagree, qualifiers suck currently. Players traveling all over god's green earth and playing in way too many in Goliath vs David blood lettings.

Reward performance and reduce qualifiers.

You made the last 8 of the Euro's we just played 3 months ago? Awesome, you all qualify for the next world cup. 

You just played in the semi-finals of this summer's CONMEBAL/CONCACAF gold cup? Awesome, auto qualify.

just like UT football supports the rest of the AD, the qualifiers and gold cup are *THE* funding source for 40+ ankle-biter federations in the carribbean

but it's not just us, all of the federations want their cut of the big pie, and as long as uefa is on par with fifa, conmebol will never conceed, and here we are

[Captain Ron 12,931]

Live view of the Canada-Mexico game right now

[Captain Ron 12,931]

This game is really slow. If Canada can pick up the pace, they will have a big advantage, because Mexico looks uncomfortable.

[TexasMan 10,989]

Who's this motherfucker next to Andres Cantor coughing and wheezing into the mic?

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

i can't believe the tri fagots agreed to play on artificial turf

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

13 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This game is really slow. If Canada can pick up the pace, they will have a big advantage, because Mexico looks uncomfortable.

the coro-larry is that tri are enjoying this glacial pace....

[Captain Ron 12,931]

In the other games:

They didn't hold that though, Panama got 2 in the second half.

Make that 2 in two MINUTES

 

Edited November 17, 2021 by Captain Ron

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Even though it would move us to 2nd (for now), I'm definitely rooting for the Mounties to regulate LLL Tri.

[Captain Ron 12,931]

This first half might have 4 or 5 minutes of stoppage time.

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

rig12 ref chest bump!

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

The ref just chest bumped the Canadian player in genuine anger there... although to be honest, it was more of a belly bump

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Ohhhhhh Canadaaaaaaaaa!

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

way to go ochoa

[Captain Ron 12,931]

GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. CAN-ADA!!!!!

 

Edited November 17, 2021 by Captain Ron

[InkaUtexas 26,179]

fuck yes. Want to see the US and Canada advance. Fuck el tri.  

[TexasMan 10,989]

OH CANADA

[Trey3216 15,378]

Hell yeah!!!!

[TXSG8R 3,362]

Dude said “blame Canada”.  He was talking about planet Hoth and star wars earlier.  Funny shit. 

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Mexico going full Mexico now.

[Trey3216 15,378]

Way to go Edmonton bringing the thunder with this crowd, weather, atmosphere.   That’s the shit!!!

[The Dog 44,164]

Mexico going full Mexico now.

Do they really have zero shots?

[Hagbard Celine 10,937]

both sides should be taking shots from long range and bouncing balls in the 6 for the fuck of it

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Oh, Canada!

Take this trash out.  Just a shame there isn't another team in CONCACAF to push La Cucarachas out of the WC.

[Zepol87 9,195]

Haha fuck Ochoa

[ztejas 43,549]

Being a keeper on a night like this has to suuuuuuuck 

[TexasMan 10,989]

 

[Captain Ron 12,931]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Do they really have zero shots?

Yep

 

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

both sides should be taking shots from long range and bouncing balls in the 6 for the fuck of it

That's what that goal showed. Just start bombing them in from distance and see if the keeper can hold on. It's so cold,they might not be able to.

[Captain Ron 12,931]

The scores probably flashed across your screens already but Panama and Costa Rica have won their games. It tightens up the table.

[ztejas 43,549]

I know fuck L Tri but a draw is a somewhat preferable result for the NT.

[The Dog 44,164]

 

It looks COLD there.

[Captain Ron 12,931]

26 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rig12 ref chest bump!

 

25 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

The ref just chest bumped the Canadian player in genuine anger there... although to be honest, it was more of a belly bump

 

[ztejas 43,549]

Good God Buchanan made a mess of that. Maybe leave it for the guy worth $80M.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

The Canadian keeper wearing the tight hood makes him look like Cornholio.

[Bodhi 1,124]

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Being a keeper on a night like this has to suuuuuuuck 

Not so sure.  The Canadian keeper looks like he has 3 layers of clothing on.  That part seems pretty sweet.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Ohhhhhh Canadaaaaaaaaa!

Dos a cero!

[TexasMan 10,989]

OH MY

[Captain Ron 12,931]

GOAL CANADA!
OUR COLD AND FROZEN LAND!!!

[InkaUtexas 26,179]

Fuck yes. Love it.  

[Zepol87 9,195]

Holy shit. That was badass

[ztejas 43,549]

About to be L Cuatro.

[SpiralOut 1,818]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Shove that maple syrup down their throats!

[Captain Ron 12,931]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know fuck L Tri but a draw is a somewhat preferable result for the NT.

 

Meh, whatever. I'm pulling for Canada.

[RamjetFDO 10,578]

Expect a lot of Mexican shit-assery... just like that chippy little foul

[Captain Ron 12,931]

BTW - Mexico still has no shots on goal. This game is OVER.